"revenge is a dish best served cold"

"Life gives you potatoes, make potato salad."

"Yeah, well life gave me a whole great load of ****. What do ya expect me to do with that?"

"Make **** salad?"

---Drowning Mona

steven, that mile long quote especially the first half - pretty much describes my state of being on a day to day basis...

i think i read the seagull about a half million years ago. i guess i'll have to pick it up and read it again.

"Kiss my ass"
----John Wayne Gacy's last words on the chair.

"I'm gonna go up like a Roman candle!!" Geoge Nelson upon being sentenced to the electric chair, Oh Brother Where art Thou

"No... Well first of all, they're not romatic. Its not like they're a bunch of ******' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you ******* over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his ******' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters."


-----Jack Crow explaining vampires from John Carpenter's Vampires

sometimes, though, i'm in the mood for a real serious quote like maybe:

"well cut off my legs and call me shorty!"

or maybe:

"well butter my butt and call me a bisquit!"

or, there's always:

"well, you know, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick..."