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Lyndsay Johnson (lin_zee1986) Profile Page
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| Hits | 692 |
| Online Status | OFFLINE |
| Member Since | 11/26/2007 |
| Last Online | 03/13/2008 |
| Connections | 0 |
| Avg Profile Rating |  |
| Website/Blog: | www.myspace.com/lyndsay86 |
| About Myself: | To begin, I'll list all the not-so-good qualities first: I have ugly feet. I'll eat just about anything (from hamburgers to dirt). I make random noises and make up words. I hold grudges. I can't stand the ticking of clocks. I talk in my sleep and fondle anyone laying next to me (not remember doing so when I wake up), just ask a foreign exchange student named Ania. I recently recovered a bad habit of eating my candy bars in layers. First eating the entire chocolate coating, then moving towards the center. I shower obsessively. I have a WEIRD sense of humor, but thoroughly enjoy slapstick comedy. I don't partake in PDA...but really enjoy watching it...jk. I laugh and stutter when I get nervous or embarrassed. <br> I will befriend anyone as long as I feel comfortable being myself. I don't mind being "called-out" when I am the one in the wrong. I hate arguing. I am trustworthy. My family is very important to me. I would do anything for my friends. I generally trust people until they prove me wrong. And am slowly becoming more tactful and less obnoxious. |
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| Date | Title | Category | Hits |
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| Mar 9, 2008 | Discrimination and the snow... | Miscellaneous Stories | 253 |
| Nov 28, 2007 | Peter Griffin is my Main Man! | Humor | 905 |
| Nov 28, 2007 | Oh! Edwardo! | Humor | 508 |
| Nov 26, 2007 | Ferocious Lions, Meth Labs, Prostitutes, OH MY! | Humor | 419 |
| Nov 26, 2007 | Flossy, Flossy? | Humor | 665 |
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