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David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)
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Member Since 11/04/2007
Last Online 01/07/2009
Connections 48
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Website/Blog: mugwump.dmusic.com/
About Myself: the mysterious recipe to having your stories read: write - read - comment - rate - rinse and repeat. . .

keep in mind that if you don't take your work seriously, nobody else will either.

i'm am in the re-read, edit, repost mode. so, you're going to see some reruns - sorry 'bout that.

if you good folks find typos - grammar smackers - and format strangeness, please don't hesitate to quick message me or drop a comment...

write on!

(imagine smiley face here)
tarhead mugwump




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Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jan 2, 2009Valentine's DayNon-Fiction 286
Dec 12, 2008The Adventures Of Pugswallow, Chapter 4Adventure 105
Dec 12, 2008The Adventures Of Pugswallow, Chapter 3Adventure 87
Dec 12, 2008The Adventures Of Pugswallow, Chapter 2Adventure 92
Dec 12, 2008The Adventures Of Pugswallow, Chapter 1Adventure 316
Nov 27, 2008Riddle Me ThisMiscellaneous Stories 111
Nov 27, 2008The Ending - Tarhead's VersionHumor 100
Oct 29, 2008Moving OnScience Fiction 199
Oct 11, 2008To Become A MasterAdventure 300
Oct 5, 2008Ashes To AshesMystery 351
Oct 3, 2008There Is Only One Star - It Ends At The BeginningMystery 246
Sep 21, 2008She SaidPoetry 255
Sep 19, 2008Tell Me That You Love MePoetry 422
Sep 18, 2008The Truth Shouldn't Have To HurtPoetry 236
Sep 7, 2008Short StayMiscellaneous Stories 219
Aug 24, 2008A Child In The GardenScience Fiction 310
Aug 16, 2008Hi! My Name Is Ping!Science Fiction 320
Aug 10, 2008Special DeliveryScience Fiction 304
Aug 10, 2008IamsamRomance 358
Aug 8, 2008Spirit GuideMystery 315
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Comments

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 13
Date: 2008-11-03 00:32:25
missing amanda's chapter
i think - therefore i am... 
i think not - therefore i not are... 
 
no wait, that's not what i wanted to say... 
 
i think that the next time we do one of these, we should all go m.i.a. - the missing folks have written/not some very funny, fast, and entertaining pieces! 
 
write on mystery people!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 12
Date: 2008-11-03 00:29:40
jessie's chapter
i'm a big fan of strange dialogue - and i gotta say - the tail end of this little story really did the trick. 
 
write on!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 11
Date: 2008-11-03 00:25:53
sushi boy(less) sushi boy
killing her instantly... 
 
i love short stories!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 10
Date: 2008-11-03 00:24:09
alex's chapter
that was an excellent display of "it appears i am, but i don't want to be (or do i?)" 
 
well done alex! 
 
write on!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 9
Date: 2008-11-03 00:21:53
helen's chapter
wow, that read gambling addict from front to back! 
 
gotta say my favorite part was you managing to get impaled by the thorny thingee - now that was intense focus... 
 
write on!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-11-03 00:17:32
phil's chapter
well first i'd like to say that this was one hilarious chapter! really had fun reading it! 
 
then i would like to say that i am walking away (wait, i'm on a chair with wheels so i'm rolling away) with one thing in mind. 
 
right at the end - you ratted us out to save you own um... your own... to save yourself! 
 
i immediately got on the phone with john and asked if he would do that to us and he said no - so i can only conclude that you slipped out of character and improvised. 
 
hmm... this might not bode will should another mystery arise!!! 
 
great writing phil! 
 
write on!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-11-03 00:09:42
allmine's bloodbath...
that was a seriously good piece of work. just plain scary freaky!!! 
 
not sure why, but when i picture the bloody bride, i keep coming up with the girl in nightmare before christmas - sorry, don't know what it is... 
 
write on!!! 
 
oh... 
 
about missing the wedding - no wait!!! - i was there! 
 
did you wipe out everyone else though?

Title article: Moving On
Date: 2008-11-02 17:00:31
moving on
i wrote this at work on my phone. 
 
i was heavy into the "wouldn't it be weird if" mode... 
 
i posted it and thought - let'm chew on this for a minute! 
 
i was kinda in the short movie mode at the time. this was meant to be a 'add water and shake vigorously' visual... 
 
after i posted it, i realized that there was a lot of responsibility that goes with a short shot like this. 
 
so short story shorter... 
 
yes, i think that does have to be another few thousand words to go with this little shock piece - but i think i have to be really careful about how i do it. 
 
chapter two will eventually happen - but to be honest - i still need to give pugswallow a life first - and he has turned out to be a complicated little dark fairy... 
 
thanks for the comments! 
 
write on!

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-11-01 19:03:17
lemon's chapter
*faints* 
 
wakes back up and rates story 
 
*faints* 
 
wakes back up and reads story aga... 
 
*faints* 
 
finishes story again... 
 
*faints* 
 
wakes up and calls airport to makes reservations for vegas... 
 
gotta find a weird bush somewhere... 
 
realized what i just typed 
 
*faints*

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-11-01 18:57:25
the max chapter
i can see you in the middle of the crowd... 
 
"me? what? just this little bit of mustard and ketchup? shoot, you should see what the other guy looked like!" 
 
write on!

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David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)'s connections

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OFFLINE Philip Neale (philneale1952)
OFFLINE Project 30 (Project 30)
OFFLINE Amy Carter (scooby)
OFFLINE Candee Ivy (Ashendust)
OFFLINE Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
ONLINE Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh)
OFFLINE stickfigure (sTiCkFiGuRe)
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Name Entry
Vincent Revaro (Surrealist)

Earth (For now...)
Created On: 11/25/2008 23:52:45

I am astounded by the versatility and excellence of your abilities.

  • You compose.


  • You write.


  • You capture.


Camera, Guitar, Pen. Is there anything you have yet to try that you have not learned to do so very well?

Zombie Punk stole my ending "Keep on keepin' on". Oh well

Keep on sharing the craft,

-Vincent

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Heanor, Derbyshire
Created On: 11/22/2008 04:23:34

Dear David, I'm sorry
But please not to worry
I've only just signed in your book.
I saw you online
And having some time
Thought I'd open this up for a look.

Cheers
Phil

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

Created On: 10/24/2008 14:07:16

yeah thats a funny poster lol

Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)

Created On: 10/10/2008 17:30:06
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/10/2008 17:39:36


So that music site wont let me sign up (or what's really happening, I'm doing something wrong) but anyways...just wanted to say your music is really good! Soothing stuff, man. And you can kick some ass on the acoustic can't ya

Well...keep on keepin' on.

Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)

Created On: 09/13/2008 20:30:23

Hey, I really like that Imagine picture. Quite the photographer aren't ya?

Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)

Created On: 08/09/2008 23:00:18

Thanks for reading my stories and poems, Sir Mugwump!

I'll be getting to your soon.

Very soon.

stephen west (harmattan)

Created On: 07/31/2008 08:29:45

I suppose anybody who can come up with tarhead mugwump can also come up with a phrase about squirrels coming from behind nuts.
I have no idea what it means.
Please elucidate......

Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)

Created On: 07/04/2008 00:55:29
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 00:57:32


alright tarhead, your vacation is over. your duties back at storiesville are back. where the hell are ya?

Michelle Huff (allmine)

Hmmm....
Created On: 07/03/2008 10:39:17

Where are you at? We miss you...

stickfigure (sTiCkFiGuRe)

back on storiesville
Created On: 07/02/2008 20:08:23

Why arent you more visible these days. This site is our home. Vacation is over.

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