A Simple Misunderstanding

From the open elevator Trevin saw her walking down the...

Through the Eyes of Death ©

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About Myself: Once upon a time there was a fifteen year old boy from the Land of the Indians, who wrote stories of dead things and humorous situations. He also occasionally busted out tunes on an acoustic guitar enchanted by the Gods of the Underworld. When he wasn't writing or playing terrible music, the boy read every tale he could grab a hold of, or he rode on the cursed skateboard of the Damned. He lived a life of nightmares and disturbing thoughts, causing his fantasies to merge into his reality. One day, though, a zombie rose from the grave and bit the boy on the neck, turning him into one of the flesh-eaters himself. The boy went on to roam this wasteland of an Earth for thousands of years, searching for fresh humans to munch upon. However, one day while chasing a child dressed in a robe and wizard hat, a crack addicted farmer shot him in the head with his ultra powered Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model BB gun, destroying the brain completely. The end.

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Nov 21, 2007The Chat from HellHorror 2740
Aug 27, 2008Pretty Fly for a Russian GuyHumor 1152
Nov 19, 2007The Thanksgiving HustleHumor 1126
Apr 20, 2008Taking Lives With .45sHorror 945
Dec 17, 2007DOGHorror 778
Jul 9, 2008ShePoetry 777
May 8, 2008Fairy Tales From Hell Presents: Hansel and GretelHorror 771
May 11, 2008The MinorityHorror 758
Jul 1, 2008The Exorcism of Oprah WinfreyHumor 711
Jul 20, 20081961Horror 697
Jun 25, 2008Drunk as a SkunkHumor 684
May 1, 2008PainHorror 636
Jun 21, 2008The Melancholy Death of Anarchy Boy & Punk Rock GirlPoetry 621
Aug 8, 2008Just a TeaseRomance 617
Aug 10, 2008The Book CellarHorror 583
May 31, 2008Vanity(from the minds of Zombie Punk & Tarhead Mugwump)Horror 551
May 27, 2008The House on Saint Marlboro's StreetHorror 532
Aug 11, 2008Jericho, Chapter 0Miscellaneous Stories 492
Jun 27, 2008My Own Personal HellPoetry 491
Jul 13, 2008War On EarthPoetry 487
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Total number of comments: 1370

Title article: A Workplace Haiku
Date: 2008-10-14 06:06:21

Yeah, i have to agree with Potter. I honestly just don't see the big deal about Haiku's. This one made me chuckle, though, so four stars for that! I'm just not a fan of these ...

Title article: Dyslexia
Date: 2008-10-13 13:11:46

Dude, you mispelled a shit load of words in this.

Title article: When I Think of You
Date: 2008-10-13 13:06:46
When I Think of You
Ha! That was the sound that came out of me when I read the last line. Can you guess where it came from? Heeheeheehee... 
 
I thought this was pretty good, has a nice singy tone to it. It's twisted, yet at the same time quite delightful. Good stuff indeed. 
 
Now bring out the story of the stockholm syndrome affected lemon skin wearing bank robbers!

Title article: Secret British Body Shop
Date: 2008-10-13 08:12:41
Angry face!
Helen, you better change that goddamn title right now. 
 
 
 
oh yeah ... great poem!

Title article: Through the Eyes of Death ©
Date: 2008-10-11 18:45:46
Through the Eyes of Death
I just love these types of stories -- the kind taking place in the Middle Ages and such -- and I wish there were more like this on here. Maybe I'll write one ... okay, that is besides the point. Your story is what we're talking about here. I thought it was written pretty well, and the choice of words was just awesome -- nice vocabulary! Like somebody else already said, though, maybe consider breaking it up into shorter paragraphs. It makes it easier to read on a computer screen. But it's your story really, so if you don't want to then no biggie. Great writing and an enjoyable story!

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-10-11 18:11:50
Her Magic Touch, Chapter 5
You sly fox; the author commentary in this chapter (along with the rest of the story, of course) is absolutely hilarious. It is what practically makes your tale of magic touches and clever dialogue. Keep poppin' these out ... I'll keep readin' them. I'm quite curious just how exactly you plan on taking this, though.  
 
Cheers!

Title article: To Become A Master
Date: 2008-10-11 15:33:47
To Become A Master
The lesson you teach in this is so true. The more the challenge, the more satisfied we are. We're human, after all, and we want people to be proud of us -- want to be proud of ourselves really. And a difficult task is much more fulfilling than a mediocre one. 
 
But anyways ... I thought this story was pretty good. It's written well and has its entertainment. Pretty relatable actually. 
 
As the topics Potter has already mentioned, this also has similarities to that excalibur tale, which is just plain awesome to have that in a story. I really liked the different way you presented the 'sword in the stone' emblem. Very creative. 
 
My only critique, though, is in the beginning of your tale I think you may have used the word 'Master' a little too many times. It kind of makes it feel a little awkward. 
 
But other than that I enjoyed your story quite some bit. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: It's a Matter of Importance
Date: 2008-10-10 17:17:00
It's a Matter of Importance
Yeah, darcknyt pretty much expressed my thoughts on the story. It was definetly well worded ... way better than some of the shit porn posted on here by a couple people I could name, but they choose to remain anonymous (ha!). But yeah...good piece of flash fiction you have here. The story flowed quite well.

Title article: Feast Of Worms, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-10-10 05:34:12
Feast Of Worms (Final?), Chapter 7
Alright, dude ... you have to continue. I don't know how it's possible, but this could be so much more awesome than it already is. Yeah, I really like this chapter -- one of my favorites of the story, but there are so many possibilities you could spin this into. One that comes to mind is similar to this graphic novel, 30 Days of Night; the basic premise is a small group of survivals are trapped in this town, being held hostage by (in this case) sadistic eyeless Dobermans and strange humanoid worm type of creatures. I would definetly read each chapter... 
 
Well, if you decide to end it here let me just say this was a really cool awesomely detailed story that I really enjoyed. 
 
Congrats on a job well done, man.

Title article: The World Next Door
Date: 2008-10-09 19:44:18
The World Next Door
I have one word ... wow. I mean...well shit, just wow! I really wish I could write the review that this Poem deserves, but I wouldn't know where to start on this one. Literally every line was phenomenal. How long did this one take you? It seems so epic, but so short and unfolding at the same time. Now I'm in the mood to write a poem ... thanks. Oh yeah, not really sure how I helped with the title ... but oh well. Yer welcome.

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/14/2008 16:23:18

No I meant babies. Dumpster babies. Sheesh.

Like I'm going to help you make money!

Why don't you just get your Patrick Bateman brother to do something psychotic for a stupid reason. Come on Max be creative. Turn your family into a pack of wild murderers. It's easy, fun, and good for society.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/14/2008 15:54:57

Don't you want to make friends with them so you can be the racoon boy hanging round the dumpster..........with the babies.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/14/2008 12:01:02
Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 10/14/2008 12:22:19


Ha. I forgot about that pizza thing. It was delicious.

Are you sure YOU weren't wearing the robe and wizard hat while chasing the child? You know, show him a little magic.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/13/2008 03:26:50

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pIzza, pizZa, PiZza, piZzA, pIzZa, breadsticks!!!

I have a coupon.

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

Created On: 10/12/2008 14:01:05

yeah like patty hearst. I think it will be interesting. I'm doing the research now.

dude. thats so NOT a suit. I thought i'd finally put my pic up. now you're going to make me cry little lemon juice tears.

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

Created On: 10/12/2008 08:59:12

Yo, wassup with you?

i've been SO freaking busy lately.. doesnt give me much time for writing. I was thinking about doing a story about a robbery and some people with stockholm syndrome. whaddaya think?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/11/2008 19:47:29

Its kerouacsack@yahoo.com

You fucked Lumburgh!? Hey that's greaaaat.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/10/2008 20:30:50

Hey if you could e-mail me that prologue outside of the attachment that'd be greaaaaat. Thanks a bunch Milton.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/09/2008 02:48:10

HA! For once YOUR internet sucks. Or computer. Whatever. I'm ruining my own moment.
Later.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/09/2008 02:14:25

I don't think it's that funny but its a nonfiction piece. I don't know. I think I'll post it before I get off so I don't have to retype it. Then later today I'll work on sharpening it.

Haven't you been writing that thing all night? Aren't you done yet addict? You're slacking.

I'll have to give it a read during my 9 1/2 hour shift.

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