Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 17:49:18
Actually I think I might touch it up so it flows better. You can just read it when you log in next time.
I wrote one or two lines that work well but just ruin the flow. Stupid accidental poems were never meant to show. The time the rhyme the incessant grind. You try to save a line but find its not worth a dime. Delete becomes your friend and aggravation your family. Just because you wrote something thinking, "Hey, now that's a good little diddy."
HA! Maybe I should post that instead.  Or kill it and let it be dead. I can't stop rhyming I think I'm infected. The words clash together just a bit defected. Enjoy your sleep while I'm stuck at this hotel. I swear I'm going to kill the next person who rings the fucking bell.
Later.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 17:32:02
Yeah its a real bitch to get used to. For how long i've played I really suck. But my roommate is good! 
I just wrote a stupid little poem on accident so I'm going to post it.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 17:03:53
Yeah I'll be posting another story or two this weekend. One of 'em has blood in it. Yay blood!
Alright I'll read your poem with the pixies in mind. Did you write any guitar for it? And how's that going? I just picked mine up after 10 months and my fingers are super soft. I need to fuck them up.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 16:41:06
Yeah I was gonna reference that episode but I didn't think you'd seen it. I sure thought about it when I was licking those envelopes. I've been licking cigarettes since to get the taste out of my mouth. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/28/2008 14:04:28
I'm sitting here licking a shit load of envelopes for paychecks. They taste so nasty! Its like I'm licking a minty asshole. But where's the chocolate? 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 02:58:15
How dare you not find my unhilarious story hilarious. That's it. You've finally done it. You'll be hearing from my monocle dealer.
I'm off so I'll catch you later.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 02:33:08
I don't fucking know! Who? OH FUCK I just banged my elbow against the counter. Shit that hurts.
Did you hear that Stephen King is in the hospital?
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 02:10:52
They're a great work out tool for your eyebrows. Seriously. You know how many things I can do with my eyebrows now?
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 01:55:18
Maybe you need a monocle now. I know a good guy. He'll hook you up. But you have to grow a mustache. He's kind of weird.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 01:32:50
Shit they might give me a raise for having such enthusiasm.
I should've just stuck the plunger onto their door. Right when i left they would've heard a wet THUMP! Or maybe a WAwP.
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