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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Member Since 10/04/2007
Last Online 01/07/2009
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Website/Blog: mychainsawenema.wordpress.com/
About Myself: I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.

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Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jan 1, 2009Plague, Chapter 2Horror 65
Dec 28, 2008Plague, Chapter 1Horror 131
Sep 24, 2008They are the DeadPoetry 509
Aug 25, 2008Trained to KillPoetry 308
Aug 13, 2008Suburban HellMystery 443
Aug 12, 2008Panhandling ScumPoetry 288
Aug 11, 2008Tears from a Burnt CigarPoetry 308
Aug 9, 2008Twelve Step MadnessPoetry 302
Aug 8, 2008My Secret SpotNon-Fiction 408
Aug 8, 2008Just a TeaseRomance 742
Jul 20, 20081961Horror 803
Jul 13, 2008War On EarthPoetry 556
Jun 29, 2008The Root of all EvilHorror 348
May 27, 2008MonsterHorror 423
May 1, 2008PainHorror 730
Dec 17, 2007DOGHorror 855
Nov 19, 2007The Thanksgiving HustleHumor 1326

Comments

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 10
Date: 2008-11-06 18:58:55
Rookie, Chapter 10
Wow, can you say X-Files? That whole chase scene reminded me of an episode of it ... creepy, dude. But very easy to picture in one's own head. Cat-like, eh? Cool. I have a feeling that he wasn't just some 'hyped-up junkie' like Alec thinks, though. But, uh ... that's kind of obvious to the reader. Good work, sir.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 9
Date: 2008-11-06 07:46:53
Rookie, Chapter 9
Yeah, a lot of times you'll see corrupt cops in movies and stories, but honestly I don't think I've ever seen it spun this way before. It's some qualitly literature, man. And as Jason said, we're happy to read it. And it's cool, too, since it's for free, cause I have a feeling it wont be forever.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-11-06 07:30:22
Rookie, Chapter 8
Yes, I agree with Jason. It sure is a nice little break, but at the same time it is equally entertaining. The way you've written this ... it's so casual, you know? That's what I really like. And also, you really take the ole saying "write what you know" to heart, huh? It shows. Great work once again. 
 
One thing, there are quite a few spelling and other errors in these, just wanted to point that out. ;)

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-11-06 07:13:31
Rookie, Chapter 7
Uhh....I can't think of anything to say. This is just soooo good, and I'm quite hooked. Wondering what's going on ... onto the next...

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-11-06 06:51:41
Rookie, Chapter 6
What the hell is happening to Alec?  
 
Good last sentence for the chapter, it pretty much sums up my feelings on the story so far. Really, what the hell is going on in this story? Something funky has obviously taken over the police department (well, at least zeke and palmer) and now whatever that is, it's somehow infecting Alec.  
 
This is some good stuff, man. Really.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-11-05 16:23:32
Rookie, Chapter 5
Dude, I'm being as honest as I can when I saw this: this is great! If the story keeps up with the same, ominous tone then there's no doubt in my mind that this could get published. Hell, I've read published novels by popular authors that can be compared to this (and yours would come out winning). Well, as you probably know, I'm really liking this so far. Great characters and all that stuff. On to the next for me ...

Title article: Tracks Of The Men Before
Date: 2008-11-05 10:51:25
Tracks Of The Men Before
Hey, I can read it! Score! Haha to all you who can't! Okay ... I'm done being stupid.  
 
All right, to be honest, I didn't really find a story in this. I mean, yeah, it's sort of thought-provoking and all, just I ... I don't. It felt a little dry, you know what I mean? 
 
However, I did think that it is filled with so many great lines and metaphors. It made your piece of flash fiction enjoyable. I do suggest that you try fleshing more out of this, though. 
 
Oh and for the record, Hafwit is right, Clemintine is a beautiful name.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-11-05 05:02:55
Rookie, Chapter 4
Well, I'm hooked. Done deal, this novel is great. Great descriptions, believable characters, and slightly scary events. Awesome, in my opinion. Oh yeah, I somehow knew exactly what the two drunks were already wearing before you even decribed it. The way Zeke talked about them was the cause, I think. Great writing!

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-11-05 03:43:11
Rookie, Chapter 3
Oh shit! Palmer is the dude from the beginning! I didn't even notice that till I finished the chapter. This is some good some, man. I'm really digging it so far. It has the works of a real novel. Good work.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-11-05 02:45:45
Rookie, Chapter 2
You really bring this story to life, you know that? The characters that have been introduced so far seem so realistic -- especially Tracy. Also, the descriptions -- as with the previous chapter -- were just downright great. I'm enjoying this so far, and I can tell I will most definetly enjoy the rest of it. Well done.

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Last 10 Forum Posts
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01/07/2009 18:09:28Shooting in CaliforniaOff-Topic5
01/05/2009 20:03:28Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?Off-Topic334
01/05/2009 08:50:02Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?Off-Topic334
01/04/2009 10:47:10Re:The RookieOff-Topic223
01/04/2009 09:01:34Re:RantOff-Topic372
01/04/2009 09:00:48Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?Off-Topic334
01/02/2009 00:19:06Re:RantOff-Topic372
12/31/2008 22:03:02Welcome to 2009. Now get out! (or not)Off-Topic184
12/31/2008 16:55:59Re:The RookieOff-Topic223
12/31/2008 16:37:17Re:The RookieOff-Topic223

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/06/2009 13:29:30

Yeah I like it a lot. Some people I've pushed to it aren't as enthusiastic but you should give it a try. Its got Larry David the cocreator of Seinfield.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/06/2009 13:11:33

lol You lazy bastard! Yeah I thought it had something to do with Cambell. Probably going to have to rent it next month.

You ever watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/06/2009 12:52:41

What's it about? Sounds slightly familiar...

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/02/2009 20:37:35

What a kooky comic. You have too much free time on your hands.

I just bought a game boy advance SP today. I can now bring video games to work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/01/2009 15:33:26

So is your liver still itching? Mine's screaming out in pain and agony. I might have to shut him up with some rum if he doesn't start acting right.

In response to your 2009 theories I actually was at Obama's party last night and my car did in fact fly on my way home. Its a brave new world Max.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/30/2008 19:30:44

My liver can't feel anything anymore. I suggest that you swallow a handful of thumb tacks and see how that does ya. If that doesn't work tape some razor blades to a strip of sandpaper and take orally.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/30/2008 18:28:04

Fable II is awesome! Started playing it yesterday and just love it. I got drunk last night and ended up chopping wood for half an hour. Sounds boring right? Well I guess I already mentioned that I was drunk.

So after all that I put in my GTA 4 disc and started playing when all of a sudden the xbox can't read it! AAAHHHHH!!!! It was only $20 more if I'd of bought it new too! Damn used games with their marketable lower prices. I just hope that cleaning the disc will bring the game back to me. If not.....I'll just have to play Fable II.

Yep........so that was pointless!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/28/2008 01:35:56

lol that sounds great. Poor Indy.

They never should have made that movie.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/28/2008 01:10:49

I consider it more of a sequel or a revamp than a remake. But yeah they are going crazy visiting and updating older franchises.

If you ever got a hold of $10 you could get it yourself shit stick.

Have you seen the new SouthPark where George Lucas and S.S. are raping Indiana Jones in movie parodies? My friend told me about it and now I really want to see it. Sounds hilarious.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/28/2008 00:43:46

Where'd you put my sharks at you son of a bitch. I swear to God I'll kill you someday.

I got the special edition of Serial Mom yesterday. So tastey.

The new Friday the 13th is coming out in February I'm pretty sure. Should be entertaining. I mean. All you have to do is wear a mask and kill people. Bring it!

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