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Member Since	10/04/2007
Last Online	01/07/2009
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Website/Blog:	mychainsawenema.wordpress.com/
About Myself:	I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jan 1, 2009	Plague, Chapter 2	Horror	65
Dec 28, 2008	Plague, Chapter 1	Horror	131
Sep 24, 2008	They are the Dead	Poetry	509
Aug 25, 2008	Trained to Kill	Poetry	308
Aug 13, 2008	Suburban Hell	Mystery	443
Aug 12, 2008	Panhandling Scum	Poetry	288
Aug 11, 2008	Tears from a Burnt Cigar	Poetry	308
Aug 9, 2008	Twelve Step Madness	Poetry	302
Aug 8, 2008	My Secret Spot	Non-Fiction	408
Aug 8, 2008	Just a Tease	Romance	742
Jul 20, 2008	1961	Horror	803
Jul 13, 2008	War On Earth	Poetry	556
Jun 29, 2008	The Root of all Evil	Horror	348
May 27, 2008	Monster	Horror	423
May 1, 2008	Pain	Horror	730
Dec 17, 2007	DOG	Horror	855
Nov 19, 2007	The Thanksgiving Hustle	Humor	1326

Comments

Title article: DysFUNctional
Date: 2008-12-25 12:38:54

DysFUNctional
That family is fucked up, man......but goddamn is that Dennis sexy...

Funny story, it made me laugh the whole time. Especially when I read the "i'm going to iraq" line and realized what this was. ;)

Title article: Alive
Date: 2008-12-23 17:55:27

Alive
Listen, I understand the pain you must be going through. The girls talking behind your back at school? Get grounded for coming home late last night? I know, it's totally unfair. I'm glad you found the only suitable solution.

Title article: How Many Ways
Date: 2008-12-23 09:34:26

How Many Ways
As I already told you, I think you did a great job on the rhymth. It's perfect for poem. I really wish I had my guitar right now...oh, and it'd be nice if I had talent to back it up with, too. But I guess the notes in my head will have to do for now. I imagine, like a lot of your Poetry, it'd sound good orchestrated like a Mairlyn Manson song. It just ... it just seems right, ya know? And thus ends my rave review. I wonder how any words I've misspelled. Oh well, I'm too lazy to check. Now if you'll excuse me...I hear that a certain Market has some very cheap wine for sell...

Title article: My Next Installment
Date: 2008-12-22 12:51:23

My Next Installment
Awesome rhymth! I always like stories or poems with colors mentioned, whether they be metaphors or whatever, and this is no exception. As I said, it flowed beautifully. So nature. Great Poem!

Title article: Smooth
Date: 2008-12-19 14:08:44

This poem sucks so much...

by the way, sucks now means "HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME".

Good one, 'Anna.

I like.

Title article: Look at you
Date: 2008-12-16 21:32:51

Why don't you just fix the spelling now? Maybe others can enjoy the poem without the distractions...

Title article: Silent Remnants
Date: 2008-11-24 13:56:17

Silent Remnants
I really like this one. It reminds me of a voiceover in a movie or the narration in a story. LIke the above commenter, it seems so natural, you know? It's a sad, beautiful verse that is told magnificantly. Great job, 'Anna.

Title article: Inside Abstract Winks
Date: 2008-11-19 12:31:21

Inside Abstract Winks
Janet's right. It has a sort of slow singsong flow to it, but a good one. The end made me smile. I like. Good 'un, 'Anna.

Title article: Poems from Alfred
Date: 2008-11-18 21:13:15

I think Alfred has proven his point.

Title article: Lets Go to the Zoo
Date: 2008-11-13 14:41:08

Let's Go to the Zoo
I ... I honestly don't know what to say. I liked it. I thought it was pretty funny, actually. Maybe it'd be better if you fixed all the quotation errors, though. I was definetly confused at times.

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Forum

Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
01/05/2009 20:03:28	Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?	Off-Topic	327
01/05/2009 08:50:02	Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?	Off-Topic	327
01/04/2009 10:47:10	Re:The Rookie	Off-Topic	218
01/04/2009 09:01:34	Re:Rant	Off-Topic	366
01/04/2009 09:00:48	Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?	Off-Topic	327
01/02/2009 00:19:06	Re:Rant	Off-Topic	366
12/31/2008 22:03:02	Welcome to 2009. Now get out! (or not)	Off-Topic	184
12/31/2008 16:55:59	Re:The Rookie	Off-Topic	218
12/31/2008 16:37:17	Re:The Rookie	Off-Topic	218
12/31/2008 12:10:18	Re:So random so little time	Off-Topic	234

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/06/2009 13:29:30 Yeah I like it a lot. Some people I've pushed to it aren't as enthusiastic but you should give it a try. Its got Larry David the cocreator of Seinfield.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/06/2009 13:11:33 lol You lazy bastard! Yeah I thought it had something to do with Cambell. Probably going to have to rent it next month. You ever watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/06/2009 12:52:41 What's it about? Sounds slightly familiar...
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/02/2009 20:37:35 What a kooky comic. You have too much free time on your hands. I just bought a game boy advance SP today. I can now bring video games to work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/01/2009 15:33:26 So is your liver still itching? Mine's screaming out in pain and agony. I might have to shut him up with some rum if he doesn't start acting right. In response to your 2009 theories I actually was at Obama's party last night and my car did in fact fly on my way home. Its a brave new world Max.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/30/2008 19:30:44 My liver can't feel anything anymore. I suggest that you swallow a handful of thumb tacks and see how that does ya. If that doesn't work tape some razor blades to a strip of sandpaper and take orally.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/30/2008 18:28:04 Fable II is awesome! Started playing it yesterday and just love it. I got drunk last night and ended up chopping wood for half an hour. Sounds boring right? Well I guess I already mentioned that I was drunk. So after all that I put in my GTA 4 disc and started playing when all of a sudden the xbox can't read it! AAAHHHHH!!!! It was only $20 more if I'd of bought it new too! Damn used games with their marketable lower prices. I just hope that cleaning the disc will bring the game back to me. If not.....I'll just have to play Fable II. Yep........so that was pointless!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/28/2008 01:35:56 lol that sounds great. Poor Indy. They never should have made that movie.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/28/2008 01:10:49 I consider it more of a sequel or a revamp than a remake. But yeah they are going crazy visiting and updating older franchises. If you ever got a hold of $10 you could get it yourself shit stick. Have you seen the new SouthPark where George Lucas and S.S. are raping Indiana Jones in movie parodies? My friend told me about it and now I really want to see it. Sounds hilarious.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/28/2008 00:43:46 Where'd you put my sharks at you son of a bitch. I swear to God I'll kill you someday. I got the special edition of Serial Mom yesterday. So tastey. The new Friday the 13th is coming out in February I'm pretty sure. Should be entertaining. I mean. All you have to do is wear a mask and kill people. Bring it!