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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Member Since 10/04/2007
Last Online 01/07/2009
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Website/Blog: mychainsawenema.wordpress.com/
About Myself: I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.

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Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jan 1, 2009Plague, Chapter 2Horror 65
Dec 28, 2008Plague, Chapter 1Horror 131
Sep 24, 2008They are the DeadPoetry 509
Aug 25, 2008Trained to KillPoetry 308
Aug 13, 2008Suburban HellMystery 443
Aug 12, 2008Panhandling ScumPoetry 288
Aug 11, 2008Tears from a Burnt CigarPoetry 308
Aug 9, 2008Twelve Step MadnessPoetry 302
Aug 8, 2008My Secret SpotNon-Fiction 408
Aug 8, 2008Just a TeaseRomance 742
Jul 20, 20081961Horror 803
Jul 13, 2008War On EarthPoetry 556
Jun 29, 2008The Root of all EvilHorror 347
May 27, 2008MonsterHorror 423
May 1, 2008PainHorror 730
Dec 17, 2007DOGHorror 855
Nov 19, 2007The Thanksgiving HustleHumor 1326

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Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 9
Date: 2008-12-26 23:55:00
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 9
Hey, merry Christmas to you too--oh...nevermind. 
 
This story is awesome. I just wish there was more to it. 
 
Great job!

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-12-26 23:50:07
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 8
Wonderful. 
 
 
And...wonderful. 
 
 
That's what this story is.

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-12-26 23:45:53
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 7
The spear gun sentence and this one has made me laugh so hard: 
 
"Sure, there was one monster-like thing that was an outcast like Sammy, but when I showed him her picture a single tear escaped and he simply hung his head." 
 
That is just terrific. 
 
 
Also, gotta say...I was not expecting the whole "Oh for crying out loud, I'm the writer" part, although I so totally should have. 
 
I wonder what this girl's name is gonna be...

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-12-26 23:38:46
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 6
This is like a very demented version of Clifford the Big Red Dog. I love it. 
 
This story is truly great.

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-12-26 23:29:59
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 5
"The little one begins to dim in his play pen and I get up to retrieve my spear gun." 
 
That sentence is without a doubt all kinds of awesome. 
 
I love the hint of your spider story you threw in, too. 
 
Also, I agree. There has never been a successful monster story without sex and romance, and, of course ... monsters. 
 
I am glad you took notice of this, as most monster writers usually decide to ignore this essential fact. 
 
Movin' on then ...

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-12-26 23:22:51
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 4
Hahaha, this is pretty great. On to the next... 
 
(wow, that comment sucked)

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-12-26 23:11:06
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 3
I am fascinated by this story. It leaves so much open. Battles with the monsters under the bridge, trying to raise this monster, maybe attempting to role him (him, right?) into school for some reason ... 
 
Also, I can't help but picture this monster baby as this ...thing in this picture [see link below]. I know it isn't how you described it...I just can't help it. 
 
WARNING: PICTURE MAY MAKE YOU QUESTION THE WAYS OF LIFE. 
 
 
IT MAY ALSO MAKE YOU STAB YOUR EYEBALLS OUT WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. 
 
 
http://beinart.org/modules/ Word-Press/wp-content/uploads/ 2007/05/patricia- piccinini.jpg

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-12-26 21:46:46
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 2
This put a smile on my face. I love stories that break the fourth wall, and you always pull them off with such perfection. But you did fool me into thinking she was going to shoot it and put it out of its misery. Shame on you. 
 
For names? Well, since this story is long finished I'm gonna take a wild guess that you have already decided on one. But here are some anyways: 
 
Biz-Quick (the name of a dog in one of Jason's stories. I am now fixated over naming my next pet that. It will happen; mark my words) 
 
Bob (because ...I don't know) 
 
Lex Luther (come on...that's perfect!) 
 
Or...the best name you could possibly ever think of for any pet, human, or child: 
 
MAX. (because Max is a great name. Duh...)

Title article: Ugly Innocence, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-12-26 21:33:28
Ugly Innocence, Chapter 1
I totally forgot about this story. But I saw your profile pic on the online section of the front page and thought, "hm...wonder if she's got any more stories up". 
 
And then I remembered that chapter I read awhile ago. 
 
So anyways ... this story starts off pretty sweet. I'm thinking it could be in tone with some of those Disney movies about somebody raising an unwanted animal or child...but then my eyes come upon the last sentence, and I shoot out a spittle of laughter. 
 
I think I'm gonna have fun with this story.

Title article: The creepiest guy on the longest date, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-12-26 21:11:18
Hmm...
Uh ... okay. First thing's first, you should really re-read this. And after you do that, it would probably be best if you re-wrote it as well. Maybe write a couple drafts. It's filled of spelling errors, grammar errors, tense switches, etc... 
 
And the story, well ... it's not very humorous nor entertaining. You don't make it clear if Johnny is a ghost or a figment of Jenny's imagination or what. Okay, so he's invisible. But why? 
 
Also, I'm not entirely sure what this story is about. Here's what I got from it: this kid is invisible for some unexplained reason, and he follows some girl around, a girl who he wants to have sex with, and he basically just ... stalks her? And now she's on a date with some dude who Johnny thinks is gay because he has some of the characteristics of a homosexual. I'm not really sure what the point of the story is exactly, but then again, it's only the first chapter. 
 
So yeah, this is in dire need of a re-write. 
 
Good luck with that ...

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/06/2009 13:29:30

Yeah I like it a lot. Some people I've pushed to it aren't as enthusiastic but you should give it a try. Its got Larry David the cocreator of Seinfield.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/06/2009 13:11:33

lol You lazy bastard! Yeah I thought it had something to do with Cambell. Probably going to have to rent it next month.

You ever watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/06/2009 12:52:41

What's it about? Sounds slightly familiar...

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/02/2009 20:37:35

What a kooky comic. You have too much free time on your hands.

I just bought a game boy advance SP today. I can now bring video games to work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 01/01/2009 15:33:26

So is your liver still itching? Mine's screaming out in pain and agony. I might have to shut him up with some rum if he doesn't start acting right.

In response to your 2009 theories I actually was at Obama's party last night and my car did in fact fly on my way home. Its a brave new world Max.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/30/2008 19:30:44

My liver can't feel anything anymore. I suggest that you swallow a handful of thumb tacks and see how that does ya. If that doesn't work tape some razor blades to a strip of sandpaper and take orally.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/30/2008 18:28:04

Fable II is awesome! Started playing it yesterday and just love it. I got drunk last night and ended up chopping wood for half an hour. Sounds boring right? Well I guess I already mentioned that I was drunk.

So after all that I put in my GTA 4 disc and started playing when all of a sudden the xbox can't read it! AAAHHHHH!!!! It was only $20 more if I'd of bought it new too! Damn used games with their marketable lower prices. I just hope that cleaning the disc will bring the game back to me. If not.....I'll just have to play Fable II.

Yep........so that was pointless!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/28/2008 01:35:56

lol that sounds great. Poor Indy.

They never should have made that movie.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/28/2008 01:10:49

I consider it more of a sequel or a revamp than a remake. But yeah they are going crazy visiting and updating older franchises.

If you ever got a hold of $10 you could get it yourself shit stick.

Have you seen the new SouthPark where George Lucas and S.S. are raping Indiana Jones in movie parodies? My friend told me about it and now I really want to see it. Sounds hilarious.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 12/28/2008 00:43:46

Where'd you put my sharks at you son of a bitch. I swear to God I'll kill you someday.

I got the special edition of Serial Mom yesterday. So tastey.

The new Friday the 13th is coming out in February I'm pretty sure. Should be entertaining. I mean. All you have to do is wear a mask and kill people. Bring it!

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