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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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About Myself: Once upon a time there was a fifteen year old boy from the Land of the Indians, who wrote stories of dead things and humorous situations. He also occasionally busted out tunes on an acoustic guitar enchanted by the Gods of the Underworld. When he wasn't writing or playing terrible music, the boy read every tale he could grab a hold of, or he rode on the cursed skateboard of the Damned. He lived a life of nightmares and disturbing thoughts, causing his fantasies to merge into his reality. One day, though, a zombie rose from the grave and bit the boy on the neck, turning him into one of the flesh-eaters himself. The boy went on to roam this wasteland of an Earth for thousands of years, searching for fresh humans to munch upon. However, one day while chasing a child dressed in a robe and wizard hat, a crack addicted farmer shot him in the head with his ultra powered Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model BB gun, destroying the brain completely. The end.

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Oct 9, 2008TeddyHorror 256
Oct 7, 2008The Purple Beneath, Chapter 4Mystery 137
Sep 27, 2008The Purple Beneath, Chapter 3Mystery 116
Sep 27, 2008The Purple Beneath, Chapter 2Mystery 133
Sep 24, 2008They are the DeadPoetry 329
Sep 22, 2008The Purple Beneath, Chapter 1Mystery 281
Sep 19, 2008Jericho, Chapter 15Miscellaneous Stories 185
Sep 10, 2008Jericho, Chapter 14Miscellaneous Stories 152
Sep 5, 2008Jericho, Chapter 13Miscellaneous Stories 145
Sep 4, 2008Jericho, Chapter 12Miscellaneous Stories 172
Sep 2, 2008Jericho, Chapter 11Miscellaneous Stories 151
Sep 1, 2008Jericho, Chapter 10Miscellaneous Stories 317
Aug 30, 2008Jericho, Chapter 9Miscellaneous Stories 176
Aug 27, 2008Pretty Fly for a Russian GuyHumor 1151
Aug 26, 2008Jericho, Chapter 8Miscellaneous Stories 172
Aug 25, 2008Trained to KillPoetry 226
Aug 25, 2008Jericho, Chapter 7Miscellaneous Stories 176
Aug 22, 2008Jericho, Chapter 6Miscellaneous Stories 214
Aug 19, 2008Jericho, Chapter 5Miscellaneous Stories 195
Aug 16, 2008Jericho, Chapter 4Miscellaneous Stories 200
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Comments

Total number of comments: 1369

Title article: Dyslexia
Date: 2008-10-13 13:11:46

Dude, you mispelled a shit load of words in this.

Title article: When I Think of You
Date: 2008-10-13 13:06:46
When I Think of You
Ha! That was the sound that came out of me when I read the last line. Can you guess where it came from? Heeheeheehee... 
 
I thought this was pretty good, has a nice singy tone to it. It's twisted, yet at the same time quite delightful. Good stuff indeed. 
 
Now bring out the story of the stockholm syndrome affected lemon skin wearing bank robbers!

Title article: Secret British Body Shop
Date: 2008-10-13 08:12:41
Angry face!
Helen, you better change that goddamn title right now. 
 
 
 
oh yeah ... great poem!

Title article: Through the Eyes of Death ©
Date: 2008-10-11 18:45:46
Through the Eyes of Death
I just love these types of stories -- the kind taking place in the Middle Ages and such -- and I wish there were more like this on here. Maybe I'll write one ... okay, that is besides the point. Your story is what we're talking about here. I thought it was written pretty well, and the choice of words was just awesome -- nice vocabulary! Like somebody else already said, though, maybe consider breaking it up into shorter paragraphs. It makes it easier to read on a computer screen. But it's your story really, so if you don't want to then no biggie. Great writing and an enjoyable story!

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-10-11 18:11:50
Her Magic Touch, Chapter 5
You sly fox; the author commentary in this chapter (along with the rest of the story, of course) is absolutely hilarious. It is what practically makes your tale of magic touches and clever dialogue. Keep poppin' these out ... I'll keep readin' them. I'm quite curious just how exactly you plan on taking this, though.  
 
Cheers!

Title article: To Become A Master
Date: 2008-10-11 15:33:47
To Become A Master
The lesson you teach in this is so true. The more the challenge, the more satisfied we are. We're human, after all, and we want people to be proud of us -- want to be proud of ourselves really. And a difficult task is much more fulfilling than a mediocre one. 
 
But anyways ... I thought this story was pretty good. It's written well and has its entertainment. Pretty relatable actually. 
 
As the topics Potter has already mentioned, this also has similarities to that excalibur tale, which is just plain awesome to have that in a story. I really liked the different way you presented the 'sword in the stone' emblem. Very creative. 
 
My only critique, though, is in the beginning of your tale I think you may have used the word 'Master' a little too many times. It kind of makes it feel a little awkward. 
 
But other than that I enjoyed your story quite some bit. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: It's a Matter of Importance
Date: 2008-10-10 17:17:00
It's a Matter of Importance
Yeah, darcknyt pretty much expressed my thoughts on the story. It was definetly well worded ... way better than some of the shit porn posted on here by a couple people I could name, but they choose to remain anonymous (ha!). But yeah...good piece of flash fiction you have here. The story flowed quite well.

Title article: Feast Of Worms, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-10-10 05:34:12
Feast Of Worms (Final?), Chapter 7
Alright, dude ... you have to continue. I don't know how it's possible, but this could be so much more awesome than it already is. Yeah, I really like this chapter -- one of my favorites of the story, but there are so many possibilities you could spin this into. One that comes to mind is similar to this graphic novel, 30 Days of Night; the basic premise is a small group of survivals are trapped in this town, being held hostage by (in this case) sadistic eyeless Dobermans and strange humanoid worm type of creatures. I would definetly read each chapter... 
 
Well, if you decide to end it here let me just say this was a really cool awesomely detailed story that I really enjoyed. 
 
Congrats on a job well done, man.

Title article: The World Next Door
Date: 2008-10-09 19:44:18
The World Next Door
I have one word ... wow. I mean...well shit, just wow! I really wish I could write the review that this Poem deserves, but I wouldn't know where to start on this one. Literally every line was phenomenal. How long did this one take you? It seems so epic, but so short and unfolding at the same time. Now I'm in the mood to write a poem ... thanks. Oh yeah, not really sure how I helped with the title ... but oh well. Yer welcome.

Title article: Dank Pasta
Date: 2008-10-09 10:05:58
Dank Pasta
Yeah, wasn't too humorous but it did had it's amusing parts -- but it's okay since it's not under humor. I'm not really sure I want to know the outcome of the moldy sauce, do I?  
 
Good 'adventure' story, it has some great descriptions as always. I enjoyed it, and that's all that matters, doesn't it?  
 
Odd thing about pasta, all of it -- any kind -- always smells like bleach to me.

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 14:23:47

Yeah they kind of made me think of the dirty assholes in Toxic Avenger.

It'll be so EXTREME you won't know what to do with your.....oh wait. No it won't. It'll just be two people talking......bummer.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 14:10:45

Yeah its a conversation piece.

lol Epic? I'm not to sure about that. I do know though that it'll be EXTREME!!!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 13:52:11

Yeah they got some good stuff. Black Christmas is a good one. They already remade that one.

I think the blind guy just came for the love.......of demons. They do seem like deadites. I wonder what it'd be like to have sex with one.......

I gotta get my mind out of the gutter and on Palin.....which is still in the gutter. Damn this thing is deep. I can't seem to find my way out.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 13:35:53

Yeah but I made my own milk.



The boss is gone for now.......freedom reigns.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 12:49:21

It might be English dub. Then again it might not.

Well if you missed it so much then you'd've remembered to get it instead of............not getting it! HA! Take that.

I had a dream last night where I couldn't stop masterbating. It was crazy. So can you guess what the first was that I did today?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 12:27:33

lol I forgot about that. What game did you end up getting?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 12:17:42

Hells yeah I'm going to do it! I just have to wait for the boss to leave.
Why? Because I got Palin Fever baby!


So did you ever check out the Dwarves? Or Suspiria? Or Demoni? Or what I left for you under your bed?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/07/2008 11:35:38

Alright I'll think of one while I'm at work and submit it before I leave.

I've already got a title for my piece today, Palin Fever.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/06/2008 07:03:18

Yeah well I'll just have to point our your pathetic........uuuuhhhhh face! Yes I covered that up nicely....

I submitted my name but it didn't work for me. I guess nobody wants to name me....

This new girl needs to get here so I can go home! Damn her ass kissing selfish attitude who doesn't care what other people try to do to save her job despite the illegality of murder and oh/ are you still here?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

Created On: 10/06/2008 06:49:36
Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 10/06/2008 06:51:10


Oh come on! She's getting a bit ripe but you know she was a freak in college. I'm totally going to do this piece tomorrow so fuck your Peggy Hill bullshit.

I wanna carve a Z in your forehead.

Check out the Dwarves!!! Why can't you just do what I tell you to WHEN I tell you to. I swear, you and the rest of the world just need to listen to me. I am the answer. And not at all conceited or disillusioned with self importance.

A spider huh? I got nothing. You've been marked by the Indiana Insect. They're coming for you Barbara.....

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