Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 08:24:14
I'm 55 minus 30 divided by 2 plus 12.
I'm way older than you bitch. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 08:11:34
He's 22. He looks like he's 16 but he's not. He cuts meat at Sams Club. You should hear him sometimes. If we look up at the clouds he'll say which ones look like what parts of a cow. He sees rocks and he thinks roast. He has a lot of knives and I know that someday......he's gonna want to experiment on people.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 08:01:55
He thinks he can kick my ass now that he's been working out and I'm all soft and squishy. He's going to get a surprise though when I see him later. He just bought a grill and wants to cook later today. I'll play nice until its heated up. Then I'll scream out, "Kick my ass huh!?" Before grabbing his face and slamming it on the grill. Then we'll all laugh, eat some burgers, and call a plastic surgeon. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 07:51:04
Maybe its my browser at work. It doesn't let me open up some sites. Stupid corporation limiting my internet while they pay me.
I might have to sit on my little brother today. He's starting shit. And he's like......a twig.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 07:29:25
Its not letting me open it. You didn't put any Satan in it did you? Cuz that could be the problem.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 07:19:13
yeah the animators put some weird shit in there. Did you know that EVERY episode has a lawn knome? Look for 'em. They're there.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 07:07:28
I'm afraid to use cheats on the new one because they don't let you accomplish some missions or achievments. Yeah I memorized San Andreas cheats too. You just gotta love these games.
And now a story about a family who lost everything and the one son trying to keep them together. (I think I butchered that but once I started it I could just hear the music in my ears...and now its making its way to my brain...)
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 06:47:51
Yeah I need to start reading more shit off this site but whenever I'm on I'm usually talking to your fuckin' ass. And reading about GTA.
"Fenton shut up! Tell your mother your sorry! Now go to your room!"
Oh wow.
The names Coach McGuirk. You can call me Jon.
Pleased to meet you Jon I'm Alice.
Well Alice would you like to punch me in the stomach?
Would I ever.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 06:29:28
Brendan....look what I did to the card catelog. Nobody will ever be able to use this again.
The drug quote is from the last episode of season 3. You saw the marbles episode right? I loved that music video.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/18/2008 06:21:39
Mr Lynch what happened to you?
I fell down a fucking flight of stairs looking for your asses, meow.
Sorry about that he's on drugs.
Can I have those drugs doctor? The ones that make you go meow.
Sure. Anybody else want drugs? I'm makin' a run.
How great would that be if somebody kept food products around for tissues and such and then ate whatever he just wiped on.
Maybe you should cut your toes off. That'll solve the problem.
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