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Member Since	10/04/2007
Last Online	01/07/2009
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Website/Blog:	mychainsawenema.wordpress.com/
About Myself:	I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jan 1, 2009	Plague, Chapter 2	Horror	65
Dec 28, 2008	Plague, Chapter 1	Horror	130
Sep 24, 2008	They are the Dead	Poetry	509
Aug 25, 2008	Trained to Kill	Poetry	308
Aug 13, 2008	Suburban Hell	Mystery	443
Aug 12, 2008	Panhandling Scum	Poetry	288
Aug 11, 2008	Tears from a Burnt Cigar	Poetry	308
Aug 9, 2008	Twelve Step Madness	Poetry	302
Aug 8, 2008	My Secret Spot	Non-Fiction	408
Aug 8, 2008	Just a Tease	Romance	742
Jul 20, 2008	1961	Horror	803
Jul 13, 2008	War On Earth	Poetry	556
Jun 29, 2008	The Root of all Evil	Horror	347
May 27, 2008	Monster	Horror	423
May 1, 2008	Pain	Horror	730
Dec 17, 2007	DOG	Horror	855
Nov 19, 2007	The Thanksgiving Hustle	Humor	1326

Comments

Title article: I wish there was more I could say
Date: 2008-11-03 14:21:04

I wish there was more I could say
Maybe it's just me, but there really isn't nothing new here. I mean, yeah it's an okay poem and you wrote it slightly well. Just ... I don't know, it seems like every single poem I've been reading lately is about the same thing, ya know? Don't mind me though, just my thoughts. Keep writing!

Title article: XYZ
Date: 2008-11-02 05:22:30

XYZ
I've read this many times, Ash. Every time you repost it. I really like it. Now will you publish some new stories please?

Title article: Moving On
Date: 2008-11-01 21:10:29

Moving On
I was a little confused at first. I thought that they were ghosts and new guests had arrived to live there, and the ghosts were taking a shortcut through the floor to check 'em out, but I don't think that's right.

I thought about it some more, and what I take from it is there is some sort of different world (possibly more than one) and this floor is the portal to these said worlds, correct? Sort of like the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, but instead of a wardrobe we have a floor? Seems kind of interesting, man, but I can't really say if I liked it or not (hence my absence of rating) ...considering there isn't too much here. I mean, you leave so many possibilities for a great fantasy (even horror) story that I'd very much like to read.

Do you plan to continue? Cause if you do, you have one guy who'll definetly read it.

Oh yeah ... bring out the Pugswallow!

Title article: The Executioner
Date: 2008-11-01 20:36:52

...too short, man.
Strange, yet somewhat power. I say flesh out on it more, you know? I think you could make a pretty good psychological thriller here. You should really consider it.

Title article: Ouch
Date: 2008-11-01 20:17:52

Ouch
Yeah, I read this in the comment's section on Phil's story -- back when there was a different word for 'wee'. Anyways ... I really, REALLY, do not like these types of poems, but yours did made me laugh when I read it in the comment section -- maybe because you wrote it in such a short time. So, yeah, you get points for that. Although, I remember you posting an actual story a while back. What happened to it? If I remember right, it was actually pretty good.

Title article: Its Raining
Date: 2008-11-01 13:22:38

You do know that the contraction of "it is" is "it's", with an appostrophe, right?

Title article: It's Still Out There
Date: 2008-11-01 11:15:13

Hmm ...
could have sworn I commented on this before ... Anyways ... Good story, just not your best. Alfred does make some interesting points ... although I don't think he has to be a dick about it.

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 11
Date: 2008-11-01 09:44:08

Lol you guys, Sushi Boy never turned in a chapter ... so, we decided to do one for him.

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-31 11:56:53

Rabbit with Rabies
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if you told me some of this was factual, either. You freak.

"Why are you going to vegas?"

"I don't know ... I think to kill a bunch of people."

Classic line if there ever was one.

Title article: Halloween, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-31 11:31:29

Swiss Army Knife
Dude, this was so much different than your other stories. The dialogue was so .... nonfantasy. I'm not used to this from you! Anyways ... I really enjoyed Sam's narration. It made the story enjoyable.

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Forum

Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
01/05/2009 20:03:28	Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?	Off-Topic	321
01/05/2009 08:50:02	Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?	Off-Topic	321
01/04/2009 10:47:10	Re:The Rookie	Off-Topic	214
01/04/2009 09:01:34	Re:Rant	Off-Topic	361
01/04/2009 09:00:48	Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?	Off-Topic	321
01/02/2009 00:19:06	Re:Rant	Off-Topic	361
12/31/2008 22:03:02	Welcome to 2009. Now get out! (or not)	Off-Topic	183
12/31/2008 16:55:59	Re:The Rookie	Off-Topic	214
12/31/2008 16:37:17	Re:The Rookie	Off-Topic	214
12/31/2008 12:10:18	Re:So random so little time	Off-Topic	233

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/06/2009 13:29:30 Yeah I like it a lot. Some people I've pushed to it aren't as enthusiastic but you should give it a try. Its got Larry David the cocreator of Seinfield.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/06/2009 13:11:33 lol You lazy bastard! Yeah I thought it had something to do with Cambell. Probably going to have to rent it next month. You ever watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/06/2009 12:52:41 What's it about? Sounds slightly familiar...
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/02/2009 20:37:35 What a kooky comic. You have too much free time on your hands. I just bought a game boy advance SP today. I can now bring video games to work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 01/01/2009 15:33:26 So is your liver still itching? Mine's screaming out in pain and agony. I might have to shut him up with some rum if he doesn't start acting right. In response to your 2009 theories I actually was at Obama's party last night and my car did in fact fly on my way home. Its a brave new world Max.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/30/2008 19:30:44 My liver can't feel anything anymore. I suggest that you swallow a handful of thumb tacks and see how that does ya. If that doesn't work tape some razor blades to a strip of sandpaper and take orally.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/30/2008 18:28:04 Fable II is awesome! Started playing it yesterday and just love it. I got drunk last night and ended up chopping wood for half an hour. Sounds boring right? Well I guess I already mentioned that I was drunk. So after all that I put in my GTA 4 disc and started playing when all of a sudden the xbox can't read it! AAAHHHHH!!!! It was only $20 more if I'd of bought it new too! Damn used games with their marketable lower prices. I just hope that cleaning the disc will bring the game back to me. If not.....I'll just have to play Fable II. Yep........so that was pointless!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/28/2008 01:35:56 lol that sounds great. Poor Indy. They never should have made that movie.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/28/2008 01:10:49 I consider it more of a sequel or a revamp than a remake. But yeah they are going crazy visiting and updating older franchises. If you ever got a hold of $10 you could get it yourself shit stick. Have you seen the new SouthPark where George Lucas and S.S. are raping Indiana Jones in movie parodies? My friend told me about it and now I really want to see it. Sounds hilarious.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)	Created On: 12/28/2008 00:43:46 Where'd you put my sharks at you son of a bitch. I swear to God I'll kill you someday. I got the special edition of Serial Mom yesterday. So tastey. The new Friday the 13th is coming out in February I'm pretty sure. Should be entertaining. I mean. All you have to do is wear a mask and kill people. Bring it!