Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 02:58:15
How dare you not find my unhilarious story hilarious. That's it. You've finally done it. You'll be hearing from my monocle dealer.
I'm off so I'll catch you later.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 02:33:08
I don't fucking know! Who? OH FUCK I just banged my elbow against the counter. Shit that hurts.
Did you hear that Stephen King is in the hospital?
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 02:10:52
They're a great work out tool for your eyebrows. Seriously. You know how many things I can do with my eyebrows now? 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 01:55:18
Maybe you need a monocle now. I know a good guy. He'll hook you up. But you have to grow a mustache. He's kind of weird.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 01:32:50
Shit they might give me a raise for having such enthusiasm.
I should've just stuck the plunger onto their door. Right when i left they would've heard a wet THUMP! Or maybe a WAwP.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 01:10:10
lol I really add a level of comfort to the establishment. I had to unclog another toilet tonight. It was 3 chicks and damn did they stink that room up. I was tempted to splash 'em with the plunger but unfortunately it didn't occur to me until I was in the hallway. Next time. Next time.....
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/24/2008 00:56:26
No I haven't gotten around to writing about the eldery toilet poop.
I just took a crap a while ago and my ass is bleeding again. lol I think I'm dieing. 
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Robbie Basse (Dragon Knight/wbboomer)
Lake Station Fighting Off Zombies Beotch!
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Created On: 08/23/2008 23:54:13 
Yo, keep up the awesome stories.
Oh yeah, just a reminder; you may be a badass, but I'm more of a badass...And you know it...                     
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/23/2008 23:42:25
lol It had some good stuff in there. Not a fan of fantasy anymore?
P.S. Your responses are short. They offend me. I just glad I killed all of the noodles so they couldn't see this. They'd be so mortified........and alive.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 08/23/2008 23:30:40
They threw my bowl away so now I'm using this gigantic fucking dish for a small brick of noodles. I feel like I'm over compensating for something....
I have another story I think I'm going to post in an hour. Its much shorter than the other one.
P.S. Whatever happened to your Majestic series?
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Johnny L (aquatictenenbaum)
 "take me to your leader")
 "My kickass nephew, Anthony. You can also see my neice, Samantha, in the background with the crown on her head. I named her.")
 "My future nephew, Xander. Soon he'll be in this world. Soon.
Oh yeah, i'm his godfather, too.")
 "the greatest piece of art ever made on PAINT!")
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