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Last Online	07/19/2008
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Website/Blog:

talesfromthebooth.synthasite.com

About Myself:

Welcome Wanderers!

If you have stumbled upon this page searching for happy endings then I am afraid you are miserably lost. You are at the point of no return. All that you shall find here are disturbing thoughts, dark humor, nauseated heads, post-apocalyptic situations, psychopathic characters, evil cults, flesh-eating zombies, fairy tales straight out of hell, dreadful nightmares, and the harsh reality of life.

My name is Max, and I am fifteen years old. I am a day dreamer and have a very disturbing, vivid imagination. I am an anarchist and my passion in life is writing. You know how some people say they’ll die if they don’t see that new movie or have that new dress? Well, I’d die if I wasn’t able to write.

I am from the state of Indiana. I like to skateboard, drink, paint ball, ride roller coasters, spray paint, WRITE, draw, watch movies, listen to music, and so on …

I love to mess with peoples’ minds, especially in my stories.

I started out just writing horror stories but then I began with some humorous ones. I am still experimenting with Poetry, I’ve written a couple.

When I am older I have high hopes of becoming a published author but in all truth the chances are extremely slim.

My favorite authors are Stephen King, Clive Barker, Chuck Palahniuk, Thomas Harris, Hunter S. Thomson, James Patterson, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.D. Salinger, Max Brooks, Richard Matheson, Richard Laymon, and many more.

My favorite books are The Dark Tower series (although I consider it one long, marvelous tale), The Catcher in the Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I Am Legend, The Hannibal Lector novels, When the Wind Blows, Fight Club, Choke, Haunted, Weaveworld, The Talisman, It, The Lord of the Rings, The Zombie Survival Guide, Salem’s Lot, and of course a hell of a lot more.

I am a big fan of horror comic books, such as Vault of Horror and Tales From the Crypt. They are a big influence. Other influences are the human mind, serial killers, music, horror movies, history, and basically the events that occur in my life. Anything can spark a story. You just have to know how to take advantage of it.

I love music. It is one of the greatest inspirations to me. I like almost all kinds. Rap isnt my style, although once in awhile I'll get in the mood. Eminem and Rage Against the Machine has some really great politcal songs. And once in awhile I'll tune in to some Aussie Hip Hop, which always make me laugh. But, now to the music that I love. You got your Rock (Pearl Jam, Ac/Dc, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Rolling Stones, Metallica, Alice Cooper, Alice n' Chains, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Judas Preist, KoRn, Kiss, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Murderdolls, Styx, Triumph, Kansas, Nirvana, Pantera, Queen, Rob Zombie, Avenged Sevenfold, Twisted Sister, Seether, System of a Down, Saliva, Shinedown, Sick Puppies, Breaking Benjamin, Smashing Pumpkins, Three Days Grace, and Slipknot. Of course there is a whole lot more not I havent named), and my all time favorite; Punk (Pennywise, Anti-Flag, NOFX, Dropkick Murphys, Bad Religion, Circle Jerks, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Fear, Guttermouth, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Buzzcocks, Reagan Youth, Rise Against, Black Flag, Social Distortion, Sublime, The Exploited, The Vandals, and a hell of a lot more). You also have the Doors, Dr. Hook, John Murphy (composer of 28 Days and Weeks Later), Bare Naked Ladys, John Lennon, Mozart, and of course good ole Beethoven.

Okay, I will end this with I hope you have fun and enjoy my stories and poems. If you have any questions or if you want to write a story or poem together dont hesitate to private message me. I'm not the greatest writer in the world, hell I might not even be any good, but if you ever need any help on your story I'd be more than happy to take a look at it and give you some tips or pointers.

I appreciate any comments. Negative and Positive. Either way I improve my writing, right?

Well, see you on the other side …

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 13, 2008	War On Earth	Poetry	213
Jul 13, 2008	Frustration	Poetry	106
Jul 12, 2008	A Poetic Response	Poetry	240
Jul 9, 2008	She	Poetry	422
Jul 7, 2008	Sheep in a Slaughter House	Poetry	150
Jul 7, 2008	The Newest Trend	Poetry	87
Jul 1, 2008	The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey	Humor	461
Jul 1, 2008	The Devil Plays Croquet	Poetry	167
Jun 29, 2008	The Root of all Evil	Horror	164
Jun 27, 2008	My Own Personal Hell	Poetry	354
Jun 25, 2008	Drunk as a Skunk	Humor	440
Jun 21, 2008	The Melancholy Death of Anarchy Boy & Punk Rock Girl	Poetry	445
Jun 20, 2008	The Castle of Insanity	Humor	134
May 31, 2008	Vanity(from the minds of Zombie Punk & Tarhead Mugwump)	Horror	415
May 30, 2008	With Apologies to my Grandma	Humor	213
May 27, 2008	Hitchhiking	Humor	200
May 27, 2008	mOnStEr	Horror	229
May 27, 2008	The House on Saint Marlboro's Street	Horror	420
May 11, 2008	Fairy Tales From Hell Presents: The Three Little Pigs	Horror	287
May 11, 2008	The Minority	Horror	642

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Last 10 Forum Posts

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05/25/2008 16:04:08	AHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Off-Topic	346
06/25/2008 19:59:06	Anywhere in the World	Off-Topic	683
05/07/2008 23:40:18	Bored?	Off-Topic	609
07/01/2008 00:14:34	Got an idea	Off-Topic	299
07/02/2008 21:14:04	having more than one profile on here	Off-Topic	134
05/27/2008 21:35:36	Hello, I have an important question	Off-Topic	278
07/19/2008 05:15:33	Help!!!!!!!!!!!	Off-Topic	60
06/30/2008 22:24:37	Hey, you! No, not you. Yeah, you!	Off-Topic	40
12/19/2007 01:48:00	I have a question...	Off-Topic	225

Connection

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)'s connections

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M Marquardt (Mokusa)

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Amy Carter (scooby)

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Brooke (SageSyren)

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Christian Wright (The 13th)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/16/2008 19:10:01 a BLIND crackhead. 'shoulda thought about that before you patronized the Lord eh?'
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/16/2008 19:04:57 haha! Jayzus...can you make me a walking stick? funny stuff. I'd show it to the youth group as an illustration of doubt except for the 'fuck off' part at the end lol.
Amie Kerlin (lemon) Rockin	Created On: 07/16/2008 18:38:07 hell yes! and he thinks I rock!
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/16/2008 12:52:07 Hey on your website... on your blog link.. is that YOU? I always assumed you had horns or something. you must have put them in your pockets for the picture though eh? haha
Amie Kerlin (lemon) in the teachers desk 0.o	Created On: 07/15/2008 21:10:11 so i have to ask... were you the inspiration for the 'eraser turd' story Jason did? I noticed your 'so i stick these pencils up my ass' entry... that story was funny stuff.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/15/2008 20:59:28 lol good visual on the lucifer thing. i was meaning the 'woohoo' sound, which actually is a 'yippee' sound, coming from hubby's laptop as he is playing lemmings now lol
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/15/2008 20:53:44 Now thats got me thinking about a humorous play on Satan.. his friends calling him 'Lucy' instead of 'Lucifer' no, my page refreshed for some reason and I lost my lemmings i didnt feel like starting over, all i hear is 'woohoo!' from the chair next to me anyway.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/15/2008 20:45:34 you should do it. that would make a good story. start out with like an 'oh shit' moment in the garden of Eden. "I didn't think she'd really believe me about the apple. oh shit, what a dork that woman is!"
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/15/2008 20:41:40 yeah he probably didnt sucks to be him eh? lol
Amie Kerlin (lemon) have a cookie	Created On: 07/15/2008 20:36:05 no, satan is a fairy but i can see how that game is addicting... even the hubby is playing it haha.

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Comments

Total number of comments: 837

Title article: Dear Jane
Date: 2008-07-19 14:53:21

This was well written but yeah the subject was totally gross. Now if you'll excuse me I am extremly tired. And I this story has put a ole Insomniac to sleep. Thanks, I guess.

Title article: HELL'S MONOPOLY, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-07-17 23:40:30

Hell yeah you've improved. This was a good, scary, gripping story, man. Well done. But like the other comment said chill out on the commas. Other than that the story was pretty crazy--thats a good thing.

Title article: A Superhero Inside
Date: 2008-07-17 17:38:27

good description a nutjob and what goes on in his head

Title article: War On Earth
Date: 2008-07-16 22:13:51

Yeah, Beawolf was one of the first poems translated into English. What dont you get about this, though? I could explain if I knew

Title article: An unusual pregnancy
Date: 2008-07-16 20:54:20

Yeah, this was pretty funny. I think it would have made it funnier if a doctor went in there with a pregancy stick and asked him to pee on it, then describe the guys reaction. hahaha good stuff

Title article: Haven City
Date: 2008-07-16 19:59:20

Yeah, put a couple more paragraphs describing the history of Haven City. I have a feeling this could be a really bad ass story. Keep it up, man.

Title article: Haven City
Date: 2008-07-16 09:51:58

The name Haven City is really cool, but I dont get where this story went? Maybe I'm more delirius than usual.

Title article: Haunted Sorrow
Date: 2008-07-16 02:15:20

First off let me say (or type) that the title is so cool sounding. Haunted Sorrow...

Now, this poem was just kickass sounding. Written with a creepy little tone to it. good stuff you have here.

Title article: HELL'S MONOPOLY, Chapter -1
Date: 2008-07-16 01:06:07

Hey, I like you're stories but too busy right now to read this one. i will later though

Title article: The Last Supper?
Date: 2008-07-15 18:52:02

yeah, agree with mokusa, there could have been some funnny conversations going on. but the twist was unexpecting and amusing. good job!

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