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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
Hits 7863
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Last Online 07/05/2008
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Website/Blog: www.myspace.com/anarchy_zombie
About Myself: Welcome Wanderers!

If you have stumbled upon this page searching for happy endings then I am afraid you are miserably lost. You are at the point of no return. All that you shall find here are disturbing thoughts, dark humor, nauseated heads, post-apocalyptic situations, psychopathic characters, evil cults, flesh-eating zombies, fairy tales straight out of hell, dreadful nightmares, and the harsh reality of life.

My name is Max, and I am fifteen years old. I am a day dreamer and have a very disturbing, vivid imagination. I am an anarchist and my passion in life is writing. You know how some people say they’ll die if they don’t see that new movie or have that new dress? Well, I’d die if I wasn’t able to write.

I am from the state of Indiana. I like to skateboard, drink, paint ball, ride roller coasters, spray paint, WRITE, draw, watch movies, listen to music, and so on …

I love to mess with peoples’ minds, especially in my stories.

I started out just writing horror stories but then I began with some humorous ones. I am still experimenting with Poetry, I’ve written a couple.

When I am older I have high hopes of becoming a published author but in all truth the chances are extremely slim.

My favorite authors are Stephen King, Clive Barker, Chuck Palahniuk, Thomas Harris, James Patterson, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.D. Salinger, Max Brooks, Richard Matheson, Richard Laymon, and many more.

My favorite books are The Dark Tower series (although I consider it one long, marvelous tale), The Catcher in the Rye, I Am Legend, The Hannibal Lector novels, When the Wind Blows, Fight Club, Choke, Haunted, Weaveworld, The Talisman, It, The Lord of the Rings, The Zombie Survival Guide, Salem’s Lot, and of course a hell of a lot more.

I am a big fan of horror comic books, such as Vault of Horror and Tales From the Crypt. They are a big influence. Other influences are the human mind, serial killers, music, horror movies, history, and basically the events that occur in my life. Anything can spark a story. You just have to know how to take advantage of it.

Okay, I will end this with I hope you have fun and enjoy my stories and poems. If you have any questions or if you want to write a story or poem together dont hesitate to private message me. I appreciate any comments. Negative and Positive. Either way I improve my writing, right?

Well, see you on the other side …

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jul 1, 2008The Exorcism of Oprah WinfreyHumor 237
Jul 1, 2008The Devil Plays CroquetPoetry 134
Jun 29, 2008The Root of all EvilHorror 108
Jun 27, 2008My Own Personal HellPoetry 262
Jun 25, 2008Drunk as a SkunkHumor 341
Jun 21, 2008The Melancholy Death of Anarchy Boy & Punk Rock GirlPoetry 379
Jun 20, 2008The Castle of InsanityHumor 117
May 31, 2008Vanity(from the minds of Zombie Punk & Tarhead Mugwump)Horror 377
May 30, 2008With Apologies to my GrandmaHumor 182
May 27, 2008HitchhikingHumor 178
May 27, 2008mOnStErHorror 209
May 27, 2008The House on Saint Marlboro's StreetHorror 397
May 11, 2008Fairy Tales From Hell Presents: The Three Little PigsHorror 252
May 11, 2008The MinorityHorror 561
May 9, 2008Fairy Tales From Hell Presents: RumpelstiltskinHorror 366
May 8, 2008Fairy Tales From Hell Presents: Hansel and GretelHorror 403
May 1, 2008PainHorror 438
Apr 20, 2008Taking Lives With .45sHorror 556
Dec 17, 2007DOGHorror 629
Nov 24, 2007The Man with the PipeHorror 783
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07/06/2008 01:11:35Re:Ways to Annoy PeopleOff-Topic4
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amanda (ams)

 Created On: 07/04/2008 08:48:38
id figure id say happy birthday and happy fourth of july!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 07/03/2008 05:37:07
In the end we are all alone........except for me. Cause I'm a schitzophrenic.

Or was that diabetic............
What am I?
amanda (ams)

 Created On: 07/02/2008 19:41:39
well now that i know your advice, lets hope that i dont suffer the same fate. ohh shoot, i already have.

ya i know who nirvana is. they were just a little before my time, but smells like teenage spirit was possibly one of the best songs of the 90's
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 07/02/2008 19:06:05
Maxwell Boot! I'm staining your book.

Enjoy.
amanda (ams)

everywhere but here
 Created On: 07/01/2008 19:01:30
i dont know who kurt cobain is.

amanda (ams)

out to lunch with oprah
 Created On: 07/01/2008 09:57:02
thanks for signing my book! thats pretty good advice you got there. true wisdom, i gotta take it to heart.

D.A. Ross (D.A. Ross)

Earth, i think.
 Created On: 06/20/2008 16:29:36
What's up dude.
Stephen king called.
He wants his idea’s back
Feedback from Max Booth III (Zombie Punk): Thank you for taking the message down
Robbie Basse (Dragon Knight/wbboomer)

Hell
 Created On: 06/05/2008 19:17:03
All of your stories rock, but just so you know, you're not living the vampire life...at all. I am.
Feedback from Max Booth III (Zombie Punk): I need blood...
Mugen (Dirkin)

 Created On: 05/26/2008 04:43:38
I like the new storiesville profile, fashow
Feedback from Max Booth III (Zombie Punk): fashow!
Jessie Masoner (Behind_the_Mask)

 Created On: 05/07/2008 14:37:24
All of your stories are great, you know how to keep me hooked.
Feedback from Max Booth III (Zombie Punk): thanks
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Comments

Total number of comments: 679

Title article: Testing My Pencil
Date: 2008-07-05 23:36:16
okaay then...
A true work of art. no, damnit i dont wanna update my programs right now! why does it always pop up on your screen when you are in the middle of typing something? it just doesnt make any sense. you're pencil sounds evil, you should introduce it to pen.  
 
the keywords were funny, too.

Title article: I'm Just Me
Date: 2008-07-05 23:14:54

that coming from xena really means something lol 
 
like everyone else, i felt the beginning going somewhere but then it just dropped. like you just rushed it. rewrite it, is what i'd suggest. i got the meaning, though.

Title article: The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey
Date: 2008-07-05 21:40:17

heheh thanks for compliment!

Title article: Diary of a Fat Girl
Date: 2008-07-05 19:49:24

Very entertaining, Lemon. It was very interesting how you had both sides of the story going. It was quite funny. I liked how you just called him that deli guy. Great work. I wanted to read more, to tell you the truth.

Title article: Dual Personality part 3 the conculsion
Date: 2008-07-05 18:42:10

your comments get funnier and funnier...lol

Title article: The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey
Date: 2008-07-05 18:29:38

yeah, he was innocent then, xena. but hollywood possessed him awhile back and now the bastard has to go down 
 
thanks for reading.

Title article: I'm Sorry / Memoirs of the lost soldier
Date: 2008-07-05 16:32:10

i didnt say you were a pie. i said you were a pumpkin. a pumkin is a humble folk that resides in something called a pumpkin patch. they spend their days in a rocking chair, on a wraparound porch, puffing on a pipe and singing showtoons.  
 
and about the poem well, thats just my opinion. take it anyway you want. i really dont care. shit, i dont even know why im responding to this. guess im bored...:(

Title article: I'm Sorry / Memoirs of the lost soldier
Date: 2008-07-05 16:00:01

well, shit means garbage. it was just really bad. the rhymes felt forced. it had no flow. just crap. absolutly no good. but the first one was better (as i already said!).  
 
calm down, pumpkin.

Title article: Deeper clue
Date: 2008-07-05 15:57:43

well, this is clearly about a walrus bumming for smokes. 
 
 
i'd suggest a rewrite and a spellcheck. really U is not a word along with so many others.

Title article: A Special Report
Date: 2008-07-05 15:38:39

that was pretty funny. especially the whole story. i like the line 
 
"Parents have recently been having to deal with the fact that not only are their children drug dealers, but their own parents are crack heads" 
 
funny stuff.

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