Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 20:11:21
Well I'd love to stay and play Fear and Quoting with you but I've got some pilots to pick up and some booze to consume. I think I have a problem.........I need more vices. 
Later.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 19:58:34
But what'll happen when you see huge bats and manta rays diving upon your car? How long will it be before you start raving and jabbering at your nephew. No man should ever have to see his dead Grandmother climbing up his leg with a knife in her teeth.
Except you that is.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 19:51:19
Whew. I'm glad that you wanted me to know that you knew that I wanted you to know but thought you didn't know when you already did so now everybody knows. I defiled the bathroom. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 19:40:40
It just piles up so fast. I just destroyed the bathroom here.  Thought you'd like to know. Or wouldn't like to know but I'd like you to like to know. You know? Yeah me neither.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 19:02:32
Eheh. I'll check that out when I get to it. I'm on page 5 of the new stuff and I'm just trying to get stuff that looks interesting. I'm skipping a lot of poetry.
So has your weather channel killed any puppies today?
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 18:51:28
You're sick you know that? Really sick.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 18:07:38
Edited By Jason Haugh (Something Indecent) On: 09/04/2008 18:08:46
Sometimes yeah. We had this creepy guy calling one of our girls and talking about the clothes she was wearing. It was pretty weird. Other times include a man panting on the phone to our elderly manager, a man complaining that the house keepers came in and cleaned the room while he was jerking off (which never happened) and a guy who called me and kept asking me what kind of clothes he should pack, where should he go out, did I like to go out, and finally what kind of clothes I was wearing. It can kind of be amusing but its way more when you tell them you're calling the police. But yeah, for some reason a handfull of weird people call here. I mean it's not like any weird people work here. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 17:05:39
You're God Damn right it is. I seem to always choose the absolute worst time to eat. Right when that ramen is in my hands the phone starts ringing and people start marching through the door. It's like they know.......and they don't like it.
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 16:45:32
JESUS CHRIST!!!! Have you ever tried the Maruchan Ramen that comes in a styrofoam cup? I got the Hot N Spicy Chicken and damn that title doesn't lie. My mouth is on fire and my taste buds screaming out in agony. And pleasure. It's pretty good stuff. Just hot as fuck. 
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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Created On: 09/04/2008 16:26:05
Come on Max don't be scurd. I just cracked about 8 bones in my back and damn did it feel good. Almost too good.....hhhhmmmmm. Something isn't right here. I think I just felt something moving back there. I might be a host to some sort of new lifeform. It just might end up bursting out of my back paralyzing me as it begins to feed on my flesh, growing stronger, and more capable. I should probably call the police. "Hello? Yes this is Jason Haugh at the Sleep Inn and I just.......cracked my back. Can you send someone over to get this thing out of me!! No I won't explain myself just get somebody with a gun and knife over to this hotel before people start dying!" *later* "Oh officers I'm so glad your here. Please......shoot me. Before it comes out and kills all of you! Officer shoot me! Shoot me! SSSHHHOOOOOO" *bam!* "Oh fuck not the knee! God damn that hurts! Hey don't handcuff me! It'll kill you all you have to believe me! It'll kill you all!!!" *back crack* "Oh that felt good."
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