Upstairs Looking for Truth

It was her screaming, “Oh my god Jim!”...

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"Dennis I want you to go to your brother's house...
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Max Booth III (Chainsaw Enema)
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Member Since 10/04/2007
Last Online 01/07/2009
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Website/Blog: mychainsawenema.wordpress.com/
About Myself: I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Jan 1, 2009Plague, Chapter 2Horror 65
Dec 28, 2008Plague, Chapter 1Horror 131
Sep 24, 2008They are the DeadPoetry 509
Aug 25, 2008Trained to KillPoetry 308
Aug 13, 2008Suburban HellMystery 443
Aug 12, 2008Panhandling ScumPoetry 288
Aug 11, 2008Tears from a Burnt CigarPoetry 308
Aug 9, 2008Twelve Step MadnessPoetry 302
Aug 8, 2008My Secret SpotNon-Fiction 408
Aug 8, 2008Just a TeaseRomance 742
Jul 20, 20081961Horror 803
Jul 13, 2008War On EarthPoetry 556
Jun 29, 2008The Root of all EvilHorror 347
May 27, 2008MonsterHorror 423
May 1, 2008PainHorror 730
Dec 17, 2007DOGHorror 855
Nov 19, 2007The Thanksgiving HustleHumor 1326

Comments

Title article: It Doesn't Take Much: Contest, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-11-11 19:39:36
My Comment
Oh yeah! I forgot to comment on the story itself. Silly me ... 
 
Anyway, I thought it was kind of cute. It has that trademark cheesy 'breaking-the-fourth-wall' humor of yours that I really like to read.  
 
One thing, though. I didn't really care for the ending. Maybe you should consider revising?

Title article: It Doesn't Take Much: Contest, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-11-11 19:31:13
ENDING ONE (1)
Since my ending is too long for a comment, here is the link for my ending. Just paste this in your url bar at the top of your screen ;) 
 
http:// talesfromthebooth.synthasite.c om/best-ending-ever.php

Title article: A Pair of Matching Feet
Date: 2008-11-10 21:56:36
Really Good!
Okay, 'Anna, I read this two times so far, and I'll be honest. I was sort of confused the first time, but the second go around it seems a whole lot clearer.  
 
There are so many metaphors in here, all of them thought-provoking. It's written really well, I think. It has a quite the enjoyable Poetic tone.  
 
It's told like a sort of fairy tale; something a parent would read to their child during bedtime. That is what it reminds of anyway. 
 
Also, it even has its slight hints of that Polly Humor. I think you teach a really good lesson in here as well. 
 
Alas! 
 
It's good to read one of your stories again -- they are quite rare.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 15
Date: 2008-11-10 12:00:31
Rookie, Chapter 15
Yeah, of course the Chief is going to be bad, but you won't reveal that just yet, will you? Alec will probably go into trusting him even more and sharing his suspicions, and just when you think everything's all right BOOM! He turns evil on his ass. Hell, he might even be the guy in charge of it all. Who knows... 
 
Anywhoo, another good chapter. You got me wanting more ... so, you might wanna do something about that. Like posting another chapter! ;)

Title article: Can't Take The Pressure
Date: 2008-11-10 08:41:25

You're welcome!

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 14
Date: 2008-11-09 15:19:35
Rookie, Chapter 14
Hell, I've been wanting some spaghetti ever since I started reading this, too. Some sort of marketing ploy perhaps? hehe ... 
 
Anyway, I think Jason called it when he said something bad is going to happen to Tracy, it's nearly inevitable, it seems.  
 
Man, you know, I am really enjoying this story so far. It is just ... a really fun read, you know? Just curious, but how many pages is this so far? 
 
Keep 'em comin', man.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 13
Date: 2008-11-08 18:18:34
Rookie, Chapter 13
Good new installment to the story. It had a lot of typing errors, but nothing that couldn't be fixed with a simple re-read. I thought the dialogue was great, and it helped flesh out the town's history in a very interesting way. I was entertained throughout. Good work.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 12
Date: 2008-11-07 03:50:43
Rookie, Chapter 12
I'm trying and trying, but my eyes wont process the "next chapter" link at the bottom of the page. What ... what's going on? Is there something wrong with my eyes? Maybe I should go see a doctor ... oh wait! I know what it is, you haven't submitted the next chapter yet! What's up with that, man? Huh? This isn't cool one bit ... nope nope nope ... 
 
Great addition to the story. I want more. 
 
Now.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 11
Date: 2008-11-07 03:35:52
Rookie, Chapter 11
Nice break in the action once again, it is a (as Janet said) delightful read, despite no action at all. Hell, if all they did was converse the entire chapter I'd be entertained, it's written so well. However, it does help that the story is quite captivating itself. Once again, good work, sir.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 10
Date: 2008-11-06 18:58:55
Rookie, Chapter 10
Wow, can you say X-Files? That whole chase scene reminded me of an episode of it ... creepy, dude. But very easy to picture in one's own head. Cat-like, eh? Cool. I have a feeling that he wasn't just some 'hyped-up junkie' like Alec thinks, though. But, uh ... that's kind of obvious to the reader. Good work, sir.

Forum


Last 10 Forum Posts
DateSubjectCategoryHits
01/05/2009 20:03:28Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?Off-Topic323
01/05/2009 08:50:02Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?Off-Topic323
01/04/2009 10:47:10Re:The RookieOff-Topic214
01/04/2009 09:01:34Re:RantOff-Topic363
01/04/2009 09:00:48Re:Sequel to the Nightmare Before Christmas?Off-Topic323
01/02/2009 00:19:06Re:RantOff-Topic363
12/31/2008 22:03:02Welcome to 2009. Now get out! (or not)Off-Topic183
12/31/2008 16:55:59Re:The RookieOff-Topic214
12/31/2008 16:37:17Re:The RookieOff-Topic214
12/31/2008 12:10:18Re:So random so little timeOff-Topic234

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Name Entry
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 01/06/2009 13:29:30
Yeah I like it a lot. Some people I've pushed to it aren't as enthusiastic but you should give it a try. Its got Larry David the cocreator of Seinfield.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 01/06/2009 13:11:33
lol You lazy bastard! Yeah I thought it had something to do with Cambell. Probably going to have to rent it next month.

You ever watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 01/06/2009 12:52:41
What's it about? Sounds slightly familiar...
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 01/02/2009 20:37:35
What a kooky comic. You have too much free time on your hands.

I just bought a game boy advance SP today. I can now bring video games to work! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 01/01/2009 15:33:26
So is your liver still itching? Mine's screaming out in pain and agony. I might have to shut him up with some rum if he doesn't start acting right.

In response to your 2009 theories I actually was at Obama's party last night and my car did in fact fly on my way home. Its a brave new world Max.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 12/30/2008 19:30:44
My liver can't feel anything anymore. I suggest that you swallow a handful of thumb tacks and see how that does ya. If that doesn't work tape some razor blades to a strip of sandpaper and take orally.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 12/30/2008 18:28:04
Fable II is awesome! Started playing it yesterday and just love it. I got drunk last night and ended up chopping wood for half an hour. Sounds boring right? Well I guess I already mentioned that I was drunk.

So after all that I put in my GTA 4 disc and started playing when all of a sudden the xbox can't read it! AAAHHHHH!!!! It was only $20 more if I'd of bought it new too! Damn used games with their marketable lower prices. I just hope that cleaning the disc will bring the game back to me. If not.....I'll just have to play Fable II.

Yep........so that was pointless!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 12/28/2008 01:35:56
lol that sounds great. Poor Indy.

They never should have made that movie.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 12/28/2008 01:10:49
I consider it more of a sequel or a revamp than a remake. But yeah they are going crazy visiting and updating older franchises.

If you ever got a hold of $10 you could get it yourself shit stick.

Have you seen the new SouthPark where George Lucas and S.S. are raping Indiana Jones in movie parodies? My friend told me about it and now I really want to see it. Sounds hilarious.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 12/28/2008 00:43:46
Where'd you put my sharks at you son of a bitch. I swear to God I'll kill you someday.

I got the special edition of Serial Mom yesterday. So tastey.

The new Friday the 13th is coming out in February I'm pretty sure. Should be entertaining. I mean. All you have to do is wear a mask and kill people. Bring it!
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