Apparition of Justice

It was unseasonably warm he thought as he wiped the...

Nights Journey

I step out onto the ledge and my heart is racing with...
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)
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About Myself: Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat.

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Aug 27, 2008Pretty Fly for a Russian GuyHumor 246
Aug 26, 2008Jericho, Chapter 8Miscellaneous Stories 72
Aug 25, 2008Trained to KillPoetry 86
Aug 25, 2008Jericho, Chapter 7Miscellaneous Stories 98
Aug 22, 2008Jericho, Chapter 6Miscellaneous Stories 109
Aug 19, 2008Jericho, Chapter 5Miscellaneous Stories 118
Aug 16, 2008Jericho, Chapter 4Miscellaneous Stories 127
Aug 14, 2008Jericho, Chapter 3Miscellaneous Stories 152
Aug 13, 2008Suburban HellMystery 224
Aug 13, 2008Jericho, Chapter 2Miscellaneous Stories 162
Aug 12, 2008Panhandling ScumPoetry 129
Aug 12, 2008Jericho, Chapter 1Miscellaneous Stories 309
Aug 11, 2008Tears from a Burnt CigarPoetry 146
Aug 11, 2008Jericho, Chapter 0Miscellaneous Stories 355
Aug 10, 2008The Book CellarHorror 450
Aug 9, 2008Twelve Step MadnessPoetry 167
Aug 8, 2008My Secret SpotNon-Fiction 235
Aug 8, 2008Just a TeaseRomance 428
Jul 20, 20081961Horror 603
Jul 13, 2008War On EarthPoetry 420
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Comments

Total number of comments: 1190

Title article: Highly Decorated
Date: 2008-08-28 05:21:13
Highly Decorated
Yeah, make the American do all the grunt work. So damn typical! hehe 
 
Thought your story was cute. Arrrgh, that's the second story in the past couple days I've called cute. What's wrong with me??? 
 
I liked the paragraph of you splashing paint on your face the most, very easy to visualize and it's even more realistic that your family cracks up about it. I know mine would if that happened to me .... commie bastards.  
 
I'm pretty sure this is a true account, so good non-fiction writing. Loved the detailed descriptions.  
 
Long Live New Hampton!

Title article: Growing Up?
Date: 2008-08-27 08:44:45

well it all depends on your heritage

Title article: Growing Up?
Date: 2008-08-27 08:36:23

if you put it in the freezer it will

Title article: Marks Trilogy Part 1 - A Secret Life
Date: 2008-08-27 08:08:08
Marks - A Secret Life
Interesting so far ... this is the first story of Marks, correct? It seems like it. I'm hoping to see Spencer in the next part, cause he is pretty funny with his smartass remarks. I take it this story is about Marks trying to find his grandfather's murderer? A good read so far ........ 
 
 
Cheers, 
 
Max

Title article: Mirror, Mirror
Date: 2008-08-27 05:39:14

Word of advice, sweetheart ....... if you're gonna steal a story at least change the bloody title.

Title article: Will We Meet Again?
Date: 2008-08-26 21:44:23
Will We Meet Again?
Artwork at its best. Top notch Poetry. Sorry I don't have a longer review, but your verse left me speachless.

Title article: Mirror, Mirror
Date: 2008-08-26 21:34:58

I have a sudden case of deja vu ...

Title article: Bodies of Evidence - Chapter 9 - Endgame
Date: 2008-08-26 21:23:33
Endgame
At first I thought it was Groves (something sneaky about him, mark my words) then i thought maybe it was a Nightmare On Elm Street scheme and all the tenants beat the living daylights out of Miles, trading hits one by one. That would have been cool, i thought, but I also really liked your ending. As Behind the Mask said, this was brilliant. I'm surprised more people haven't read this, it's truely a great piece of literature. Now i need a new series. Hurry up. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: Bodies of Evidence - Chapter 8
Date: 2008-08-26 20:59:21
Chapter 8 -- not the finale
I could leave a long comment about all that I appreciate about this chapter (which is a hell of a lot) but I'm too anxious to get to the conclusion. So ... cherio!

Title article: Bodies of Evidence - Chapter 7
Date: 2008-08-26 20:46:42
Bodies of Evidence, Chapter 7
Hahaha, loved the last line by Spencer. Classic. Agree with Behind the Mask, getting more and more hooked. I've been hooked to your writing since the first paragraph to 'Stick', though. I think i have one chapter left, and man, the executioner could damn well be anybody! On to the finale (i think) ......... 
 
 
Cheers!

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 02:58:15
How dare you not find my unhilarious story hilarious. That's it. You've finally done it. You'll be hearing from my monocle dealer.

I'm off so I'll catch you later.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 02:33:08
I don't fucking know! Who? OH FUCK I just banged my elbow against the counter. Shit that hurts.

Did you hear that Stephen King is in the hospital?
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 02:10:52
They're a great work out tool for your eyebrows. Seriously. You know how many things I can do with my eyebrows now?

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 01:55:18
Maybe you need a monocle now. I know a good guy. He'll hook you up. But you have to grow a mustache. He's kind of weird.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 01:32:50
Shit they might give me a raise for having such enthusiasm.

I should've just stuck the plunger onto their door. Right when i left they would've heard a wet THUMP! Or maybe a WAwP.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 01:10:10
lol I really add a level of comfort to the establishment. I had to unclog another toilet tonight. It was 3 chicks and damn did they stink that room up. I was tempted to splash 'em with the plunger but unfortunately it didn't occur to me until I was in the hallway. Next time. Next time.....
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/24/2008 00:56:26
No I haven't gotten around to writing about the eldery toilet poop.

I just took a crap a while ago and my ass is bleeding again. lol I think I'm dieing.

Robbie Basse (Dragon Knight/wbboomer)

Lake Station Fighting Off Zombies Beotch!
 Created On: 08/23/2008 23:54:13
Yo, keep up the awesome stories.

Oh yeah, just a reminder; you may be a badass, but I'm more of a badass...And you know it...

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/23/2008 23:42:25
lol It had some good stuff in there. Not a fan of fantasy anymore?

P.S. Your responses are short. They offend me. I just glad I killed all of the noodles so they couldn't see this. They'd be so mortified........and alive.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 08/23/2008 23:30:40
They threw my bowl away so now I'm using this gigantic fucking dish for a small brick of noodles. I feel like I'm over compensating for something....

I have another story I think I'm going to post in an hour. Its much shorter than the other one.

P.S. Whatever happened to your Majestic series?
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