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About Myself: Oh I'm so glad you're here! I am in some deep shit, man. Can you help? Please?

Well .... what did I do? Where do I start? I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown. Uh ... some homeless people, maybe five or ten. Um ... a NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man -- uh ... some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh ... someone else there I can't remember, maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe twenty people, maybe forty. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh ... some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um ... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, do you think you can help me out? I don't know what to do. You don't think I'm crazy, do you? You're not judging me like the rest of them do, are you? Please? We can be friends ... I promise. No, I don't want to get you drunk ... but uh ... that's a nice Chardonnay you're not drinking. Well, just think this over for a bit, okay? I really hope you decide to help me out. I don't know who else to turn to. You're my last chance.

Now, if you'll excuse me ... I have to return some videotapes.

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Aug 9, 2008Twelve Step MadnessPoetry 183
Aug 8, 2008My Secret SpotNon-Fiction 270
Aug 8, 2008Just a TeaseRomance 502
Jul 20, 20081961Horror 623
Jul 13, 2008War On EarthPoetry 444
Jul 13, 2008FrustrationPoetry 202
Jul 12, 2008A Poetic ResponsePoetry 321
Jul 9, 2008ShePoetry 735
Jul 7, 2008Sheep in a Slaughter HousePoetry 229
Jul 1, 2008The Exorcism of Oprah WinfreyHumor 628
Jun 29, 2008The Root of all EvilHorror 239
Jun 27, 2008My Own Personal HellPoetry 455
Jun 25, 2008Drunk as a SkunkHumor 601
Jun 21, 2008The Melancholy Death of Anarchy Boy & Punk Rock GirlPoetry 558
Jun 20, 2008The Castle of InsanityHumor 180
May 31, 2008Vanity(from the minds of Zombie Punk & Tarhead Mugwump)Horror 510
May 30, 2008With Apologies to my GrandmaHumor 265
May 27, 2008HitchhikingHumor 257
May 27, 2008mOnStErHorror 286
May 27, 2008The House on Saint Marlboro's StreetHorror 490

Comments

Total number of comments: 1215

Title article: Tip the Option
Date: 2008-09-07 03:07:28
Tip the Option
Loved the descriptions. Great piece of flash fiction. My sister in law is a waitress and she got pissed at me when she told me that you should tip buffet servers and i laughed in her face. Anyways ... this goes to show that being nice can bite you right on the ass ... or on the face.  
 
Funny story you have here. I want more.

Title article: Room 1135
Date: 2008-09-06 19:31:23

Whoa ... i never noticed that before. Pretty cool.

Title article: The Lighthouse
Date: 2008-09-06 18:54:57
The Lighthouse
That is just bloody cool looking. That has to be one of the best image Poems I've read on here. It also helps that the Poem is actually good! It's really cool how the light shining away from the lighthouse looks. 
 
I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD 
 
Cheers!

Title article: is this poetry
Date: 2008-09-06 17:59:12
I liked it
I'd work on the flow a little bit, maybe find less words to get your point across?  
 
Other than that, though, I really enjoyed this Poem. You might wanna find a different name for it though, but that's just my opinion. Loved the message in this .. such hatred! your emotions were there with ease ... great job. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: Rage
Date: 2008-09-06 17:31:25
Rage
Short, great, and to the point. Excellent.  
 
I really liked this Poem, very easy to visualize and it deals with a very relatable topic. I think you did an awesome job with your wording choice. 
 
Really great job. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: Through Open Eyes
Date: 2008-09-06 13:14:10
Through Open Eyes
There isn't many Poems that I've read that I could actually call it a thriller, but this is one of those exceptions. This was really suspensful. Like a Poetic rollercoaster without any breaks. Awesome verse indeed. The very first line has the most meaning to me, though. I don't know why, but it just hit me hard. There's somthin' about that. I dunno, maybe it'll come to me later on. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: HORROR
Date: 2008-09-05 22:21:38
HORROR
Some people do not like being compared to a song, but please do not take this the wrong way when i say it: this song could easily have been written by Bad Religion. It was excellent, man. Simply excellent. I loved it. 
 
Cheers!

Title article: Those Hills
Date: 2008-09-05 22:19:07
Those Hills
Wow! You can really throw down on some Poetry, can't you? This was awesome, man. Loved the flow and I have to say this is just really good! There is one word that could describe this poem, though. 
 
Beautiful.

Title article: Things aren't always as they appear
Date: 2008-09-05 21:00:09
Things aren't always as they appear
Kind of strange that he's her boyfriend but they've never met in person, dontcha think? Or did i miss something? 
 
Yeah, I think you're hidden message behind this was great. It's very true. Do not I Repeat DO NOT trust those hooligans ... nothing but trouble comes from them. 
 
I liked this story, but I felt something was missing, as if you ended it too abruptly, you know? Since it's non fiction I guess it's okay, but I bet you could turn this into a really kickass horror story about a stalker. Think about it now, so many possibilities! You could really make a true thriller/horror story out of it.  
 
That kid from Indiana ... it really could have been anyone. ANYONE!!! Beware! Beware of the children from the corn! BEWWWAAAAAAARRRREEE!

Title article: Sometimes It Still Hurts
Date: 2008-09-05 15:47:30
Oh my ...
This brought a tear to my eye ... I'm speachless.

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/07/2008 01:31:43
Yeah.............this time. Thanks for the digital services Booth.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/07/2008 01:13:18
Well I got the e-mail but what I need is the prologue. I can open attachments here so if you could just copy and paste the e-mail that it would be apppreciated. Soooooo go do that.

P.S. I'm making waffles.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/07/2008 00:33:23
lol that was pretty hilarious! This shit makes me want to never chat again. Which, I guess I haven't in years. Guestbooking doesn't count does it? Anyway I just checked my e-mail and I can't open the prologue for Project 30. You should e-mail to me at kerouacsack@yahoo.com so I can prepare. Otherwise allmine just might have me catch leprosy.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/07/2008 00:21:40
Yeah I'm using it right now. Damn I'm stupid.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/07/2008 00:15:14
Yeah I just need to do a spell check on it so I don't look ignorant. The one on this site doesn't work here for some reason. Stupid words and their stupid diputs ffuts.
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/07/2008 00:06:20
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. Jesus has risen. And he wants his royalties for the Bible. Man court tv is going to be interesting this month!
Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/06/2008 23:49:18
Yeah it seems like a pretty badass site. I've been typing out this new story and I swear to God I've typed it over three times. I wish I could save shit here at work. But then again the boss could end up reading them.......and find out just how 'normal' I really am. Hhhmmmm he might start wearing gloves to work.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/06/2008 23:38:11
lol that's some twisted shit man! There's brutality humor everywhere I love it! I wonder if the victems take this shit seriously. That'd be messed up. My mom tried to abort me once..........I think it worked.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/06/2008 22:04:08
That was fucking hilarious with the dick puppet line! lol I put on a little play. Some of this shit is really good.

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)

 Created On: 09/06/2008 21:48:38
Haha, I'm checking it out right now. Pretty crazy shit.
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