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Robert Quintin Penn (1800) Profile Page
Robert Quintin Penn (1800)
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Member Since 06/01/2007
Last Online 09/05/2008
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About Myself: My main interests include firearms, books, astronomy, video gaming, stand-up comedy, and classic horror films.

My main genres of writing are horror and science fiction.

Once I get enough stories written up and published on here, I'll put them all in a book and have them published. Let me know which ones you'd like to see published.

Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Mar 3, 20080900 HRSMiscellaneous Stories 245
Jan 20, 2008A Hot Meal in a Cold CountryHorror 320
Feb 2, 2008A Little About MyselfNon-Fiction 594
Aug 2, 2007AbductionScience Fiction 958
Apr 5, 2008And it Grew QuietMiscellaneous Stories 197
Jan 28, 2008And the Granfather Clock Strikes AgainPoetry 411
Mar 18, 2008Apathy and Writer's BlockNon-Fiction 255
Nov 1, 2007Birth of a VampireHorror 1837
May 24, 2008CorneredScience Fiction 193
May 2, 2008CorruptionScience Fiction 270
Dec 22, 2007Dead EndHorror 429
Nov 28, 2007Death of a VampireHorror 517
Sep 28, 2007Disciplinary ActionMiscellaneous Stories 527
May 23, 2008Dream IncorporationNon-Fiction 170
Mar 9, 2008Flash ForwardScience Fiction 235
Oct 2, 2007Gloomy SundayMiscellaneous Stories 844
Oct 23, 2007Humans Can Lick, TooHorror 1024
Jun 1, 2008I am ManPoetry 158
Oct 13, 2007I Tried...Humor 4388
Aug 28, 2007In the Beginning...Science Fiction 834
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Comments

Total number of comments: 361

Title article: Tuck's Luck
Date: 2008-06-17 11:39:48

What rotten luck! Poor Tuck!

Title article: The Girl Living on the Floor Above
Date: 2008-05-24 05:38:14

Just great. Reading this gave me an injury and now it is swelling.  
 
This has made my day.

Title article: The locked door/ intro
Date: 2008-05-18 14:17:29

Curiosity killed the cat...but I am dying to know what that door hides.

Title article: Adam's Apple
Date: 2008-05-18 14:12:22

If a Mac is the devil's work, good thing I have Windows. But what would that make Linux?

Title article: Dude, You Got Your Ass Kicked by a Girl
Date: 2008-05-16 18:13:54

Women constantly fear their men are cheating on them. It's a natural reaction. If a woman accuses you of cheating, and she is not behind the stove where she belongs, you should slap her. It's a natural reaction.

Title article: Grapes and Wrath
Date: 2008-05-15 11:35:46

Once again a woman killing her husband because she was not pleased with him, and oh, what money it brings! At least men have a good reason to kill their wives. Like Jack Torance, for example.

Title article: Corruption
Date: 2008-05-06 15:17:11

I understand that I put way too much description in at the beginning, instead of evenly distributing it throughout the story. But I just had this PERFECT idea of the scene and I had a great compulsion to describe it detail by detail... 
 
Thank you for reading it.

Title article: Dear Mom and Dad
Date: 2008-05-06 12:01:06

In the sequel, do we get to hear about this disgruntled man in a IHOP? 
 
I love it.

Title article: Corruption
Date: 2008-05-04 17:08:15

I always thought of myself as...slow, when it came to practical fields such as Math, English, and things of that nature, but I recall when I read 1984, that I thought it was too complex for me to comprehend, but I actually understood it. Perfectly. Then I had to read Brave New World for school. It just opened up my mind. Social engineering, ectogenesis, mass production, mass cloning, promiscuity...I was simply in amazed at how awesome it sounded. Combining those ideas, and basing the characters off of the poster for THX 1138, I began to type and could not stop. I made many allusions to the works that inspired me. When they say "Bravo!" it is NATO phonetic for B. BB, referring to Big Brother. The appearance of the dictator was based off of a few dictators. I noticed that they all have facial hair. As for the Ike Jacket, I simply think it looks cool. The clone # 911909 is based off of a clone of the same name from a short I did years ago, but never completed. Thanks for your comment, sir

Title article: It's Coming (Dedicated to my mom)
Date: 2008-05-04 10:02:06

I heard that old riddle a long time ago. Once I read it I began to chuckle. I love tongue in cheek humor.

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06/22/2008 07:43:50Re:Going to a better placeOff-Topic258
06/08/2008 15:03:18Re:1800's ThreadOff-Topic15525
06/04/2008 19:55:48Re:If Zombies Ruled the Earth...Off-Topic336
05/31/2008 08:46:58Re:stupid offensive jokes anybody?Off-Topic2450
05/29/2008 19:30:41Re:whoa!!!Off-Topic1474
05/29/2008 19:30:08Re:Favourite Films/StarsOff-Topic5082
05/26/2008 06:05:12Re:whoa!!!Off-Topic1474
05/25/2008 16:27:43Re:AHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Off-Topic485
05/25/2008 16:23:53Re:What If?Off-Topic759
05/22/2008 20:10:27Re:For all you horror movie fans out there...Off-Topic1327

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stephanie k (youngwriter4448888)

NYC
Created On: 05/09/2008 12:56:01

Hey Qunintin! My name's Steph! Your story return to Sender was right above me, and i was so grateful, because then I go to read it. It was awesome, and all oof your stories are!I've only put one really good one on here, the others were shit. Maybe since it was above yours, I got lucky, or something! I hope you got to read it!

-Steph
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): I'll make sure to read your material. It's the least that I could do.

Marisa Herrera (Reese)

No Where, Of Importance
Created On: 02/11/2008 13:30:42

Hi Quintin. I agree put I Tried... into the book and your autobiography. Your one of my favorite authors on here. Keep Them Coming!
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): I often thought about if I should really get any of my work published. To me it seems...childish, stupid in a way. I Tried turned out to be my best one yet, as both my readers and myself agree.

My autobiographical peace seems to have to narrow an audience. Only the people here on storiesville would read it.

If you truly think of me as your favorite author, all I ask is that you rate and comment.


Mugen (Dirkin)

Created On: 02/10/2008 18:16:17
Edited By Mugen (Dirkin) On: 06/08/2008 18:57:36


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Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): I will attempt to fulfill your request.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 12/16/2007 18:39:07

the athiest bit is my favorite. he dies, turns into a tree, big ole lumberjack chops him down, turns him into a bible...ha ha ha

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 12/16/2007 15:29:53

ron white is awesome! Do you like Dane Cook?
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): "WHOPPER NO ONION!"
No one in the World can make me laugh harder than him.


Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/22/2007 13:28:29

you should put the story "i tried..." into the book
the story "paying an overdue debt" made me laugh, so maybe that one too...

Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): Paying an Overdue Debt involves an actual argument I had with the guy, and after talking to him, promised not to publish it. With the exception, that, I'll publish anything else.

Jutta Motrin (Juttabell^^)

Created On: 10/18/2007 12:58:04

You like stand- up comedy? Huh.

Do you like the bad-mouthed ones?
You know, the ones that have a thousand cuss words in only one sentence.

I think the best there ever was is Jerry Seinfeld. That guy... heh... wow. Does that make me a wuss? heh...
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): Bad mouthed? There are some good ones and bad ones. I like Richard Pryor, Lewis Black, and Ron "Tater Salad" White. They are really foul languaged people, but they are really funny. Bill Cosby is one of the more moral ones I like.

Erin
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Created On: 10/03/2007 05:18:17

Hey, Just wanted to say that you are a great writer.. i love eady your stories.. keep up the good work!
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): Thank you very much!

Jutta Motrin (Juttabell^^)

Created On: 09/06/2007 13:03:44

I like how your middle name reminds me of Quentin Tarantino. I'm sure you're familiar with his work.
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): Quite so. Some people simply call me Terantino."

Jutta Motrin (Juttabell^^)

Created On: 07/18/2007 11:50:54

Eek! Do you happen to own any (guns, I mean)? I read your story; it flowed rather nicely. Horror is not a genre I particularly enjoy, so I'm not very good at critiquing a story that centers on 'spooking' us peeps; but I read it. Yes, read it I did. Adieu.
Feedback from Robert Quintin Penn (1800): My dad owns two, and we're getting one more.

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