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Philip Neale (philneale1952)
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Website/Blog: www.philipneale.blogspot.com
About Myself: Accountant, 55, aspiring writer. Married 2 children, 2 cats (not married to the cats but they think they rule the roost). See gallery for more pictures - George was starting to demand appearance money so I relegated him to the background.......teach him to be sassy!

Ok, so we're pals again.........Hey George, see the nice reader? Kill !!!!!!

Started writing in July 2007 and found that I couldn't stop. Manuscripts now comprise 3 finished novels (60,000; 85,000; 65,000 words respectively) one in progress (currently 20,000), 2 compilations of short stories (total 100,000 words), and some messing around with poetry, although I must confess that it's not my favourite.

That started as limericks on birthday and anniversary cards and now I can't get off the hook.

If anyone knows of a cure............I may be interested (although not JUST yet).

Sorry about the deletions, but they now form part of my first publishd work on www.lulu.com called "Selected Short Stories - Volume 1" please check it out.....


Stories


Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Sep 5, 2008Sparing the RodNon-Fiction 40
Sep 3, 2008A Ticket to TewkesburyMiscellaneous Stories 154
Sep 2, 2008Marks On the WallMystery 96
Aug 31, 2008Fight The FlabPoetry 69
Aug 30, 2008Romanes Eunt DomusHumor 80
Aug 28, 2008Highly DecoratedHumor 211
Aug 26, 2008I AmMystery 183
Aug 24, 2008Ebony EyesRomance 655
Aug 22, 2008Blind Faith - Conclusion, Chapter 4Mystery 95
Aug 21, 2008Blind Faith, Chapter 3Mystery 85
Aug 20, 2008Stop WiningHumor 178
Aug 19, 2008Blind Faith, Chapter 2Mystery 107
Aug 17, 2008Blind Faith, Chapter 1Mystery 158
Aug 14, 2008A Foot in the Door - Conclusion, Chapter 2Mystery 126
Aug 12, 2008A Foot in the Door, Chapter 1Mystery 109
Aug 10, 2008ClockScience Fiction 267
Aug 8, 2008Layers of InnocenceMystery 204
Aug 6, 2008The Smell of FearMiscellaneous Stories 491
Aug 4, 2008Battle Royal - A Survival StrategyAdventure 152
Aug 2, 2008SorryRomance 206
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Comments

Title article: The Cracker
Date: 2008-08-01 01:10:14
REVENGE...!!!!!!!
Indecent........you want my cat buddy, you gonna have ta come an' get him.....an' I don' think that's PUSSIBLE! 
 
Tarhead.......talk to Potter about Twists, he complained about the lack of one too. I'm not really that twisted, although my dearly beloved may give you a different perspective on that. 
 
Seriously, thanks to all who've commented so favourably. I promise the next one will go back to the twisty stuff that you all seem to like so much. 
 
Phil

Title article: Killer Me, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-07-31 15:48:54
Illness
As far as stories of mental strain go this was interesting. 
 
I see recurring nightmares coupled with a multiple personality. 
 
Is there a killer lurking beneath the surface and will this develop into some psychopatic episode. 
 
I'm Waaatchingggggg....... 
 
 
One note though. Don't rely on spell checker to weed out grammatical errors (threw = through?) 
 
Phil

Title article: THE POLISH DAME.
Date: 2008-07-31 15:41:15
Hmmph!
Clearly I've been hanging around in completely the wrong places. 
 
You got the address for me Terry? 
 
Liked the poem once I'd figured out where the sentences ended. 
 
That's a criticism of me not you. I don't do poetry too well (ask the man above), but I'm learning. 
 
Phil

Title article: Let Me In
Date: 2008-07-31 08:13:30

Bit of a Venus Fly Trap, but scarily funny in a dark way. 
 
Where did I put my little yellow pills??? 
 
Good 
 
Phil

Title article: Funeral Passing
Date: 2008-07-31 08:10:26
Mmmmmmmm
Outrageuously funny in an Adamms Family kind of way, with a little bit of Rocky Horror thrown in for good measure. 
 
Really felt for him (maybe that came out wrong). 
 
Good and hilarious. 
 
Phil

Title article: The Touchers
Date: 2008-07-31 07:54:45
Touch
Too mnay touchie feelie folks about - why do they need to do that? 
 
Thought your story was very good, and like 1800 get instant headache at those two words in close proximity. 
 
Phil

Title article: Bad Stew
Date: 2008-07-31 07:50:26

As 'throw-away' remarks go the final one was darkly funny. 
 
Made me laugh despite the 'strong' language. I suppose it's understandable in the circumstances. 
 
Phil

Title article: Meter Maid Madness
Date: 2008-07-31 07:45:29
Meter
Can believe every word. 
 
Even in a small town like Heanor (pop. 25,000) where I live, there is a 'Community Warden' whose job it is to patrol all of the local car parks in search of things like this. 
 
Same said wardens have their favourites, and shopkeepers can park on the pavements (sidewalks to you) because the warden gets a coffee inside the shop. 
 
Swine aren't they? 
 
Oh, by the way, liked the story too. 
 
Phil

Title article: Something Spicy
Date: 2008-07-31 07:35:48
Funny
Laurel & Hardy from start to finish - love the stuff. 
 
Had spicy chicken wings for the first time in 1999 at a place in Vernon Hills in Chicago - burned like hell. 
 
Best laugh of the very. Excellent. 
 
Phil

Title article: Endearing Torture
Date: 2008-07-31 07:31:49

Ohhhhhhh...........just going off to slit my wrists now.....back in a minute. 
 
That's better....changed my mind. 
 
Interesting short and made me laugh all the way through.  
 
Amazing the things that go through the head when you're alone. 
 
Like your style with this one. 
 
Phil

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Lisa (antheerr)

England
Created On: 08/21/2008 12:07:32

I guess I'd better sign your guest book and say "Hi Dad".
You know what I think about your writing - I like most of them (except for the one about the spiders you horrid man!), and the ones I don't are just not my cup of tea rather than there being anything wrong with them. I like the ones I already know best, like the wine one, or the ones about George and Poppy and co, but that's because I already know the stories, but enjoy the way you tell them.
Anyway, keep going with it Dad - you need to start making some money though to pay for my lifestyle!!! Lisa

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 08/08/2008 03:56:33

Wow.

You been reading all my stories and now I feel bad I've haven't read many of yours. That gonna change, though. Just read your 'Layers of Innocence' and that was brilliant. You are truely a talented writer, my friend. I think I might start on your 'Stick' series next.

Oh yeah, you can keep your cats. I'm allergic to them, they make me go blind.

Keep well,

Max
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): That's great because George says his passport is out of date anyway.

Phil


Christian Wright (The 13th)

WICKLOW
Created On: 08/06/2008 14:41:53

so youre from Derbyshire.Lived in Utoxeter, thats not too far from you is it.Anyway write on.
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): No, just up the road along the A50 - about half an hour.

Phil


Nathan Weaver (onyxdragon)

Missouri
Created On: 08/06/2008 07:59:46

I must say, I like Lulu as well. I haven't published on it, yet, though. I'm trying to finish writing and polishing a collection of short stories. I really like the way Lulu works. It's very nice. I'll have to go check your collection on Lulu out. Write on.

r.e.potter (r.e.potter)

lost in my mind
Created On: 07/30/2008 05:50:21

Sit back and breath...popping stories out faster then the Spears sisters. I read fast, but not THAT fast.
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): In take 'em while they're there........no fresh ideas for a day or so, but got a stock af three or four to keep me going.

Phil


David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

hill country, texas
Created On: 07/27/2008 13:29:36

i read the disaster recovery story, and typically, after reading a story i bolt over to the writer's profile before i comment. just in case it's a young'un - i don't want to tip any tea kettles...

if i like the writer's style, i usually look to see if he/she has other stories - and i hope for one or two.

jeez - you have many...

now i have a ton of reading to do.

write on!
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): Errrrm..........there's fewer than there used to be.

Deleted 21 and published them in a book on Lulu.com so you won't see them here any more.

Had Potter grumbling at me for speed writing, but when the ideas are there, it's a shame to waste them.

Thought one up last week just as I was dropping off to sleep, and for the life of me I can't remember what it was now.

Must keep pen and pad by the bedside in future.

Damocles was one like that, but this time it stuck until morning.

Phil


Xena Elvoniche (Xena)

yorshire bratts
Created On: 07/16/2008 12:19:08

sir fillip neale i christen thee...
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): Muchos gracias mi amiga.

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

the litterbox
Created On: 07/12/2008 11:12:35

HEY! I take it you and George are back to being chummy. Glad to see it. =]
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): Kind of, yes. This was also a warning to Punk that if he wants my cat he gonna have ta come and get him.............

Daughter took this one....you have to be quick with George otherwise he's apt to inspect the camera for himself.

He's myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cat and nooooooooobody can have him.....he's not even for rent.

Meooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


Amie Kerlin (lemon)

somewhere in time
Created On: 07/03/2008 09:46:55

Hi! I just realized I haven't signed your guestbook yet so here we go. you might want to update your profile so it's not saying that the picture of you is George the cat lol
Feedback from Philip Neale (philneale1952): Now look, you've only got my word for it that the picture really isn't me..............agter all, I am a story teller.


Will get it swapped pretty damn quick guv'nor...

Phil (Or george) - he's pretty cool though (Geoge, not me............although....)


Jessie Masoner (Behind_the_Mask)

The Universe
Created On: 07/01/2008 13:59:33

Well first off I would like to say that your mystery stories are some of the best if not the best I have ever read.

Second,

Hi.

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