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Daniel Van Werkhoven (DoozerDan)
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Last Online 08/11/2008
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Website/Blog: doozerdan.deviantart.com/
About Myself: I'm an 18 year old bloke from the great land Down Under. I write humour mostly, but have been known to branch out into various other genres. I also play guitar, and write quite a bit of music. :D Enjoy the writing!

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DateTitleCategoryHits
Jun 24, 2008A Hamlet Soliliquy -rewritten-Humor 98
Apr 25, 2008C.S.I. (Counter Strike Investigations) Humor 253
Apr 25, 2008Found In SpaceHumor 232
Apr 23, 2008Why I Don't Write RomanceHumor 434
Apr 23, 2008Odour Of A ClownHumor 229

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Total number of comments: 14

Title article: Found In Space
Date: 2008-05-01 02:11:27

Danke :D  
 
I can't write humor either, I can only do humour. :D Hehehehe. :P

Title article: Why I Don't Write Romance
Date: 2008-04-27 14:51:28

Thanks man. Glad I was pointed the way this place.

Title article: Odour Of A Clown
Date: 2008-04-26 05:28:51

Hmm, there's not much to miss in this, it is what it is. :P I wrote it for a contest about clowns, the lady hosting it said bonus points if it's a sexy clown, now lack of sleep, and lots of coffee do funny things to my head, and this is what came out. :P I won the contest too, by the way.

Title article: Why I Don't Write Romance
Date: 2008-04-26 05:26:31

Heh. Yeah, it's one of those stories which -could- be crap, but redeems its self in the end :D Glad you enjoyed it.

Title article: Bad Stew
Date: 2008-04-26 03:39:16

You should have seen the comment Xena made on my latest story... "F***(Without the stars) you" Da master of stupid comments... -.-

Title article: C.S.I. (Counter Strike Investigations)
Date: 2008-04-26 03:09:07

Ahhh, may I ask why?

Title article: Why I Don't Write Romance
Date: 2008-04-25 16:07:11

Hahaha, wow, you have got to be a first. Some people suspect something, but I don't think any have admitted to actually seeing the head shot coming. :P  
 
FPS Doug FTW! :P I got a parody/satire set in Counter Strike, you'll love that if you like FPS Doug :P I'll post soon.

Title article: Found In Space
Date: 2008-04-25 15:58:02

:) Best complement I can get. It's great to know that people think my stuff is well written, 'cause I put quite a bit of effort into making it sound good. So thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoyed, and thanks for the fav!!  
 
Dan.

Title article: Odour Of A Clown
Date: 2008-04-24 16:16:34

Heh, thanks :D Glad you enjoyed it. I still got a few stories I haven't posted on here yet. ;)

Title article: Why I Don't Write Romance
Date: 2008-04-24 16:14:35

:D As I replied to someone just before, no idea who shot her, someone...  
 
Thanks :D I'm glad you liked it.

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