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Katy gagged when the strong, familiar taste of copper...

No, put your money away and you can release the clamp...

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Hits	6001
Online Status	OFFLINE
Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/06/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	297
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	169
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	165
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	151
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	413
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	147
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	536
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	168
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	167
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	494
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	655
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	180
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	177
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	174
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	229
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	187
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	172
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	383
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	596
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	138

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Comments

Title article: PHANTOM SOLDIERS.
Date: 2008-09-26 22:39:44

This was really good. It made me visualize the stanzas as they went along. Which doesn't always happen with poetry. Would it be cheesy if I said that this was haunting? Because I just did.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-09-26 22:34:28

Whoa. Crazy things are happening. Now I'm REALLY curious to see what's going to happen. Man that lip part was brutal. Great job throwing it in the spaghetti. I look forward to more.

Title article: Poppy Appeal
Date: 2008-09-25 21:50:27

lol wow Phil. You sure got in the mindset Poppy. Or at least I assume you did. Great way of telling the reader in an interesting manner about your feline roommate. I've never owned a cat but my curiosity has risen. Maybe someday I'll live with a cat too. Until then, I'll just stick with my story about them. ;)

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-09-25 21:11:39

I agree with the above comment. Put out the next chapter man! This is good stuff. Had a few typos but nothing a reread couldn't fix. I'm glad I let a chunk of these build up before I started reading again. Anyway, I'm eagerly awaiting the continuation.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-09-25 20:36:46

Damn man what just happened there? I almost thought this was going into sci-fi territory. As I've stated on the past chapters nicely written with a chunk of material to keep the reader interested. I know this one is.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-09-25 20:02:24

Wow that's brutal what happened to Sgt. Palmer. Good writing on this and appealing story. You almost forget about the chaotic 1rst chapter as you settle in to read about Alec's police career. On to the next chapter!

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-09-25 19:22:36

I forgot about this series. The first story really grabs your attention and makes room for background information. I like the conflict within the main character. Definitely going to read the rest of these.

Title article: The Hazards of Heavy Armor
Date: 2008-09-25 18:53:47

I thought that all of these flowed smoothly. They were entertaining and fun to read. I'm glad I clicked on this and didn't just pass it by. Good work man.

Title article: What Goes Around. . . Well, You Know The Rest
Date: 2008-09-25 18:38:40

Well done sir. Great job connecting everything in a controled manner. You should do a sequel to this. It'd be a lot of fun to read. Now I'm hungry and have the sudden urge to steal.....what was the moral again? j/k

Title article: Lucy
Date: 2008-09-25 18:08:19

First of all let me say Welcome to storiesville!

-I got confused when you changed perspectives on this. It felt a bit choppy and could benifit from a little cleaning up.

+The writing was good and the humor was fun and playful. You ended it on a good cliff hanger but as stated above if you cleared up some issues it would hit home better.

I liked this story. It seemed light and cheerful. Until the end that is. Which was interesting.

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 09:45:48 Hey, whenever you are back online again you need to tell me your costume. You have till the 8th...you're running out of time.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 08:05:20 OKay, so besides smoke on the water (ha!) I'm learning my first song. it's called .....jingle bells Judging by your offline status I'm guessing the bitch finally got there. See ya.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:54:16 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/06/2008 06:54:36 Hey go to this site and tell me what your name would be if Sarah Palin named you: http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html I'm Bash Budweiser Palin Good! Do the piece! I want to read it so I can point out all your pathetic grammer mistakes! Hahaha what do you think of THAT?! I'm scared .....where the hell did this spider come from?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:39:59 Uh...hmm...okay then. I think she looks like fucking Peggie Hill. I forget who pointed that out to me...but yeah, that might be funny. Yeah yeah, i'll listen to them later you music pushing palinfucking bastard. I just realized that someone has carved a spider on my pick guard. Looks pretty cool though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:20:54 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/06/2008 06:21:34 Yeah, this thing is a shit load harder than i expected. I mean jesus christ, the fuckers in the concerts are crazy. How the hell can they move their fingers that fast? Here's the lyrics: Cheeky.....Fucker...Cheeky ......Fucker.....Cheeky...... FUCKER! (now imagine the rhythm for 'sex & violence') cheeky fucker...cheeky fucker....cheeky fucker...(indian tribi-ish rhymth) Cheee--ky Fuuuu-cker....(back to sex and violence) cheeky fucker... cheeky fucker ... cheeky fucker etc... It's gonna be the new punk sensation. Nope, never heard of the band.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:00:14 Fucking crazy....I'm wondering what question she wanted to ask and how the hell it lead to colorado. Actually, that was pretty clever you cheeky fucker. Hey, I wrote a new song! it's called 'cheeky fucker'. actually, i wrote it awhile ago, but I just now played it on the guitar. oh yeah, I can play Smoke on the Water now (well, the opening at least lol). I'm so awesome.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 05:22:22 Nope. Surprisingly I've been busy with shit lately . But I'll be watching those tonight or tomorrow. What do the children look like...?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 03:09:49 Have you met a new pillow or are you still with what's her name? I'm eating a bagel, but the odd thing is I'm not Jewish ........ or am I?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/05/2008 02:26:47 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/05/2008 03:13:22 Later damnit, just tried one of the ebooks for jericho, but afterwards i realized that the last chapter you need to have color to understand what is going on, but ebooks don't come with color so i deleted it. fucking 50 points wasted.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/05/2008 02:20:44 You ever go to cracked.com? Pretty cool place, sort of like Mad magazine, but better.