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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/14/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	68
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	224
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	533
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	246
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	191
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	168
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	426
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	160
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	551
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	184
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	176
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	508
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	669
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	195
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	186
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	187
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	238
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	196
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	183
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	401

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Comments

Title article: The Day She Sat Down
Date: 2008-10-06 07:01:15

This was a nice little peak on the lives of two kids that don't even know each other's names let alone their personalities. But somehow they seem to hit it off in a small intimate way that I thought was kind if not touching. The reason I give this a four is because I think that it could've been longer. Mainly because I would've liked to read more. Which always shows that you're doing it right. And so I'm punishing you for writing well and leaving me hanging. Anyway good piece, it made me smile. And hunger for gummy.......

Title article: Acorns Don't Fall Far
Date: 2008-10-06 06:52:09

I thought that this was a very good observational piece but I was left wanting more. Which I guess is what the reader should want but it almost seemed a bit incomplete. Then again don't let that little criticism get you down. The writing was top notch as it drew me into to the world of the mall parking lot. I just wish we could've gone inside. Good job. Short, sweet, and left me longing for more pages. How dare you leave me longing.......I'll get you for this.

Title article: She Said
Date: 2008-10-05 01:52:55

When I was reading this I almost started singing 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' which probably doesn't sound anything like your song. lol But yeah I think this flowed really well and you conveyed your doubts and hesitations rather convincingly. I say good work there david. And hopefully if you keep posting these songs you'll give us a link so we can listen to them. ;)

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-05 01:33:37

I'm glad I saved these because by now you're almost done with chapter 4 right? Right? Good job on yet another chapter M-well. I have so many good things to say and not enough words to convey them so I'll condense my compliments into a simple blank line._______________________! You're welcome.

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-05 01:18:48

Well done Maxwell. I would never be able to write something like this and you seem to do it with such ease. I think you wrote the character in a real light and ended the chapter on a nice cliffer. I take it a lot of crazy shit goes down in Indiana. Like hopped up clowns running to various windows and poking people in the eye. Anyway, good story, I hope you rot in Hell when you die. On to the next chapter!

Title article: The Church- Part 12- Sylvies Flat, Chapter 12
Date: 2008-10-05 00:41:37

Another great chapter! I love how this story keeps evolving with every predicament. Thinking about where you started from and are now I cann't help but marvel at the progress. You could easily make this into a book. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next 28 chapters because that's how many you have left right? Right?

Title article: Verloren
Date: 2008-10-05 00:23:52

Damn mobs. They can never do anything right. I really liked this story. Wasn't sure what I was getting into at first but I'm glad I read it. Nice touching ending with her whispering in his ear. You did a great job with this. Well done.

Title article: The Greatest Story Ever Written
Date: 2008-10-05 00:12:21

I liked that when the story was finally finished, after all the anticipation, the submitions, and coverage, it was a story that probably shouldn't have been told. Unlike this one which was very amusing and relatable. Great job!

Title article: An Undeniable Truth
Date: 2008-10-04 23:23:38

I was so floored after reading this when I checked the category and it was nonfiction. This just sounds like a Hellish experience and yet a great story. I can't believe the man's last name. I mean, you can make that stuff up, but for it to actually happen to you? That's just gold.

Title article: Long Way Down
Date: 2008-10-04 23:11:09

Yeah man brutal arm breakage. I almost thought that he was just going crazy at seeing people's shadows but the fact that he was dead was also prevelant. I liked the easy to read writing you use and the quick pace of the story. Good work.

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Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/15/2008 08:22:12 yes they are delicious! go buy some!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 19:43:57 Uhh....fuck, I'm too tired for a witty reply. Thanks for the help. Asshole.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 17:06:34 are you seriously telling me that you dont like lemon bars?! whats wrong with you people. oh... wait.. you probably like cornbars over yonder in nebraska
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 16:03:36 Hey, I'm doing an article called "X Most Laughable Excuses for Psychotic Crimes" for this website caleld Cracked.com. If they like it they'll pay me! The only person I can think of so far is David Berkowitz, but I haven't really researched any shit yet. If you can think of any other examples let me know -- because you're nice like that. Thanks.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 16:03:09 HAHAHA! i want some lemon bars.....
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:58:08 I'm guessing you meant rabies, right? lol I'm 'bout to leave to go to my oldest brother's house. goddamn he's such a yuppie ... reminds me of patrick bateman -- but gay.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:42:51 yeah, thats SO out of character for me right anyway i'm sure i'll get the urge to make people turn and cough lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:15:34 Hell, maybe we were both wearing robes and wizard hats. It was a dark time for me ... Oh yeah, note to self: do not take the garbage out at six in the morning anymore. Raccoons will try to bite your ass.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/13/2008 16:55:00 regular business hours? never heard of those. no, my costume isnt anything fruity actually. but watch it or i might put you in my chapter mwahahaa. or maybe not. believe it or not, i actually start to blush when i have to think what to write for that since we turn into whatever we picked... what was i thinking?!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/13/2008 03:50:56 Yeah well check again, cause it's expired!