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Hits	6331
Online Status	OFFLINE
Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/11/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	52
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	116
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	472
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	226
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	180
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	161
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	425
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	156
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	548
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	181
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	172
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	504
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	662
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	190
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	182
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	186
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	235
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	193
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	180
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	391

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Comments

Title article: She Said
Date: 2008-10-05 01:52:55

When I was reading this I almost started singing 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' which probably doesn't sound anything like your song. lol But yeah I think this flowed really well and you conveyed your doubts and hesitations rather convincingly. I say good work there david. And hopefully if you keep posting these songs you'll give us a link so we can listen to them. ;)

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-05 01:33:37

I'm glad I saved these because by now you're almost done with chapter 4 right? Right? Good job on yet another chapter M-well. I have so many good things to say and not enough words to convey them so I'll condense my compliments into a simple blank line._______________________! You're welcome.

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-05 01:18:48

Well done Maxwell. I would never be able to write something like this and you seem to do it with such ease. I think you wrote the character in a real light and ended the chapter on a nice cliffer. I take it a lot of crazy shit goes down in Indiana. Like hopped up clowns running to various windows and poking people in the eye. Anyway, good story, I hope you rot in Hell when you die. On to the next chapter!

Title article: The Church- Part 12- Sylvies Flat, Chapter 12
Date: 2008-10-05 00:41:37

Another great chapter! I love how this story keeps evolving with every predicament. Thinking about where you started from and are now I cann't help but marvel at the progress. You could easily make this into a book. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next 28 chapters because that's how many you have left right? Right?

Title article: Verloren
Date: 2008-10-05 00:23:52

Damn mobs. They can never do anything right. I really liked this story. Wasn't sure what I was getting into at first but I'm glad I read it. Nice touching ending with her whispering in his ear. You did a great job with this. Well done.

Title article: The Greatest Story Ever Written
Date: 2008-10-05 00:12:21

I liked that when the story was finally finished, after all the anticipation, the submitions, and coverage, it was a story that probably shouldn't have been told. Unlike this one which was very amusing and relatable. Great job!

Title article: An Undeniable Truth
Date: 2008-10-04 23:23:38

I was so floored after reading this when I checked the category and it was nonfiction. This just sounds like a Hellish experience and yet a great story. I can't believe the man's last name. I mean, you can make that stuff up, but for it to actually happen to you? That's just gold.

Title article: Long Way Down
Date: 2008-10-04 23:11:09

Yeah man brutal arm breakage. I almost thought that he was just going crazy at seeing people's shadows but the fact that he was dead was also prevelant. I liked the easy to read writing you use and the quick pace of the story. Good work.

Title article: Blue Room
Date: 2008-10-04 22:57:31

I remember this one too. Good stories always stay in your head. I liked the improvements as well. It just made the story flow even better! Good job on this one yet again.

Title article: Grizzled Old Warrior
Date: 2008-10-04 22:49:36

This is the first western I've ever seen on this site and I gotta say that you did it well. Your easy to read writing kept me gripped to the story and the anticipation of the gunfight was taught. Good work.

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Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

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Michelle Huff (allmine)

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Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh)

Andy Claydon (Andy6)

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/12/2008 09:01:59 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MISTER?! yeah i dont know either... haha. just thought i would stop by and say 'what the hell do you think you're doing mister'. i thought for sure you'd be ramen for the project 30 thing.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/12/2008 04:49:32 Okay, for some retarded reason I didn't save the prologue, so Michelle has the only copy -- but I told her to send it to you outside an attachment. Soooo, whenever she gets online again she shall send. So there! ...and I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55 Yeah, what's your email? It is my stapler, you know.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?