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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)
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Member Since 04/20/2008
Last Online 10/10/2008
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About Myself: I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

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Published Short Stories

 
DateTitleCategoryHits
Oct 9, 2008Dank PastaNon-Fiction 44
Oct 8, 2008Palin FeverHumor 88
Sep 27, 2008Love Crawls Down the DrainRomance 429
Sep 27, 2008Ken Masters NewsHumor 212
Sep 21, 2008Customer ServiceHumor 178
Sep 21, 2008Are you plagued by happiness?Humor 159
Sep 7, 2008Tip the OptionHumor 422
Aug 28, 2008Befitting the UndeadPoetry 153
Aug 24, 2008From Stagnant WaterHumor 545
Aug 23, 2008Brown Back RiverHumor 179
Aug 3, 2008Continuing StagnationPoetry 172
Jul 31, 2008The Graveyard GreensHumor 504
Jul 26, 2008Peanut Butter and DoomHumor 661
Jul 12, 2008Repugnant DisjointmentPoetry 190
Jul 11, 2008Something GrossHumor 182
Jul 9, 2008Me Interrupted.Humor 184
Jul 5, 2008Testing My PencilHumor 234
Jun 28, 2008A Something Indecent InterviewHumor 193
Jun 28, 2008A Short MorningMiscellaneous Stories 178
Jun 25, 2008Something CatHumor 390
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Comments

Title article: Going Home
Date: 2008-08-24 01:38:13

Very moving. I don't usually read touching stories but the writing was done so well I couldn't resist. You have something here. I'm glad she finally made it home. :)

Title article: Dancer in the Music Box
Date: 2008-08-24 01:08:43

Creepy stuff going on here. I have a music box (somehow) and I'm very thankful that nothings inside of it. If there was I think I'd have to kill it after reading this. Very good poem.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter One
Date: 2008-08-24 01:01:01

Brutal story. I didn't expect what happened. Which is always good. You really built up the tension after the scream which is always enthralling. Poor Nate.

Title article: Bittersweet Soldering
Date: 2008-08-23 23:58:43

YES!!! It's about time somebody threw in the crying and masterbating! My friends and I used to always joke around about that. But seriously this was a nice piece that read really smooth. It does kind of tug at the reader that they can't be together.

Title article: WET AND DRY (Gambia 1999)
Date: 2008-08-23 23:47:06

Samba just can't get a break can he? I liked the use of stating whether he was happy or not throughout the story. It was like a recurring joke. Everytime I saw it I couldn't help but smile. :)

Title article: Darkening, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-08-23 23:41:37

I agree with Max about trying to use shorter sentences. Some of them can run on for a little long. I liked how action packed this was though. It never got slow. 
 
P.S. Using the guys neck to scale down the hospital was great. I'm still visualizing it.

Title article: Better Day Tomorrow
Date: 2008-08-23 23:33:29
Nicely done R.E.
I remember reading this because I liked it so much. I'm glad you reposted it so I could revisit. I love your character. You really painted him in well. Nicely done R.E.

Title article: Darkening, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-08-23 23:28:19

I'm going to give this a 5 just because its so weird and twisted. Which falls into my ballpark. Yes. I own a ballpark.  
I have no idea what's going on in this but I'm definetly interested. Off to chapter 2!

Title article: Apparition of Justice
Date: 2008-08-23 23:15:55

Nicely done R.E.! You handled the rape very eloquently and kept the story moving at a fast pace. Perfect ending with the father waiting on God's wrath once man is done with him. That part with the ghost was pretty eerie. I just have to say it again, nicely done!

Title article: Going Up
Date: 2008-08-23 22:35:13

Purgatory sure is one kooky place. Good use of the stairway joke. I chuckled when he first saw it. This had some interesting views of life and beyond. I liked that fall up the stairs bit. Very nice.

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ONLINE J Schilling (Ruby Whispers)
OFFLINE Michelle Huff (allmine)
OFFLINE Crystal (crystalv)
OFFLINE Amy Carter (scooby)
OFFLINE Julian (Julian)
OFFLINE Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh)
OFFLINE Andy Claydon (Andy6)
OFFLINE Candee Ivy (flowerclover)
OFFLINE Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)
OFFLINE David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)
 
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55

Yeah, what's your email?

It is my stapler, you know.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59

It's the computer.......I think.

'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58

My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56

No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ...

Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today.

I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03

Okay, you caught me.

Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon.

How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02

You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight

No!

I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45

You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ...

Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to?

So, how are those audio stories going?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50

........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 00:41:09
Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/09/2008 00:41:59


Yeah, I bet. I can play 'em the opening to Smoke on the Water! And my half decent job at Jingle Bells! Man, they'll love me.

The Robot Sex shall come later in a different story.

I used to disguise myself as a mannequin in the mall and try to scare people........it never worked.

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Created On: 10/09/2008 00:21:12

Yeah, horror and doll coming alive. Sadly no robot sex though

Damn.

I'm in the mood to play the guitar ..... when will morning come?

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