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Online Status	ONLINE
Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/21/2008
Connections	14
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	94
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	412
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	583
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	120
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	135
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	110
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	173
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	151
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	136
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	328
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	518
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	102
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	124
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	101
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	120
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	211
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	207
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	268
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	127
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	174

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Comments

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-08-19 14:56:43

"when did you get so good on your chemistry? And you accent?"-Should be your accent.

Very good story telling here Max. I agree that you do keep getting better and better with your stories. It makes me sick. How dare you. What? I'm not bitter.

lol I also caught the vermillion craze your going through. Be carefull with how you use it though. Vermillion was the reason we went to Nam.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-08-19 14:31:32

I'm impressed Max. Bitterly impressed. You really flowed with this allowing your characters to breath for themselves and come alive. It was really good. I mean that.

P.S. I hate you. You know that right?

Title article: Affected My Life
Date: 2008-08-19 13:52:51

This reads like a eulogy to me. But that isn't a bad thing. Its completely sincere and heartfelt which is what eulogies are SUPPOSSED to be. Good job. I thought this was a pleasant read.

Title article: The Dragon
Date: 2008-08-17 02:04:15

I loved the ending of this. Very good. It flowed well and articulated your point quite clearly. 5 points!

Title article: Cupid's Internet Arrow, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-08-17 01:54:58

"I wish you're were my sister" should be "I wish you were my sister." I think this could use a little beefing up but I like the casualness of it. Keep it going.

Title article: The Ticking Man
Date: 2008-08-17 00:39:47

Unique and interesting piece. Liked the pacing and countdown. You conveyed the character along with his intentions and thoughts in a believable manner. Great job!

Title article: Mulligan
Date: 2008-08-17 00:33:14

I like this poem but I agree with Hodders that it could have been worded better. It seems like it could be a fast aggressive song though which is always good.

Title article: Plagiarism
Date: 2008-08-17 00:17:33

I totally knew this was a song after a couple of lines. Or atleast a song like poem. I agree with the originality idea but like Southpark said Who cares if all the good ideas have been taken? I'm interested in hearing the song. Good piece.

Title article: Satan Called Me To You
Date: 2008-08-16 23:42:26

I didn't find anything wrong with the lines length. But then again I'm not poetry buff either. I liked this one though. I really liked the line about taking the whole tree. Very nice. And of course, awesome title.

Title article: The Story of a Survivor, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-08-16 23:24:11

This was very real. Like the others before me I must compliment you on keeping the account factual and interesting. It's a really quick read that helps enlighten about the sailors plight. Good work.

P.S. But it could've used more shark attacks. ;)

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Forum

Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
08/21/2008 17:50:06	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 17:36:35	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 17:00:35	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 16:47:11	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 16:36:03	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 16:25:21	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 16:08:46	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 15:28:23	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 15:03:51	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516
08/21/2008 14:42:13	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	516

Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

Project 30 (Project 30)

Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

casey horner (casey horner)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 15:27:36 yeah max.. i'm writing jason songs. i'm tired of this city all this toil and strife trying to cross the boulevard playin frogger with my life frogger with my life frogger with my life
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:40:50 lol looks like lemon is writing you some songs, eh?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:36:52 yeah they really should. i cant say that i'm a big fan of their 'emo' makeover either... if that was how they started out then whatever, but now they're just trying to get the kids attention. Reminds me of Metallica.. oh shit. now they're going to sue me because i said something mean about them.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:18:42 Does one of those scientists have a second job as a car seller. those commie bastards
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:18:34 wanna be your dominated love slave wanna be the one who takes the pain you can spank me when i do not beeehave smack me in the forehead with a chain... too bad they changed from being just funny, to being politically involved singing about American idiots and such I'll take dominated love slave over any of their new shit lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 13:47:07 don't fucking bother, you have to pay to post stories ... i think. i never figured it out really.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 13:13:58 Well if you think you're going blind then obviously you are a hanging carcass on a subway train in new york. duh ...
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 12:06:46 you're welcome for the 'assload' of lyrics in your guestbook. The way he sings that song is what cracks me up. hheheheyouandme haaaaaaaaad such wondeeerfuuuuul tiiiiiimmeees hehe when i'm all by myself....
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/20/2008 23:24:23 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE DROPPED THE CAMERA OUT THE WINDOW NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/20/2008 12:34:09 ok after reading Max's entry in your guestbook I feel the need to quote green day's 'all by myself' I was alone I was all by myself No one was looking I was thinkin of you oh yeah did i mention I was all by myself all by myself, all by myself all by myself I went to your house but no one was there i went in your room I was all by myself you and me had such wonderful times when i'm all by myself all by myself