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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/07/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	309
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	170
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	168
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	153
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	416
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	147
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	536
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	170
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	167
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	494
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	655
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	180
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	177
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	174
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	229
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	187
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	172
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	383
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	596
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	138

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Comments

Total number of comments: 758

Title article: Please, Come Home. Please.
Date: 2008-10-06 08:39:39

Wow dude. That was really good. You really touched on something real here and it shows throughout the comments. Loved the captivating writing. Excellent work man. Really.

Title article: You Want What?
Date: 2008-10-06 08:16:39

I love these conversation pieces from your work. They're hilarious! You should make more of these to amuse me. But first......talk to more freaks! I think they like you. Kudos on a job well done.

Title article: MULLET MASONICS (Gambia 1996-2008)
Date: 2008-10-06 07:11:14

This is amazing. I mean, basically nothing is happening in this piece besides explanation, and I'm enthralled! How dare you captivate my attention with trivial activities such as fishing! If I had any will power left over from reading your story I'd uuuuuhhhhh wait what was I talking about?

I've got the sudden urge to go fishing. Damn you.

Title article: The Day She Sat Down
Date: 2008-10-06 07:01:15

This was a nice little peak on the lives of two kids that don't even know each other's names let alone their personalities. But somehow they seem to hit it off in a small intimate way that I thought was kind if not touching. The reason I give this a four is because I think that it could've been longer. Mainly because I would've liked to read more. Which always shows that you're doing it right. And so I'm punishing you for writing well and leaving me hanging. Anyway good piece, it made me smile. And hunger for gummy.......

Title article: Acorns Don't Fall Far
Date: 2008-10-06 06:52:09

I thought that this was a very good observational piece but I was left wanting more. Which I guess is what the reader should want but it almost seemed a bit incomplete. Then again don't let that little criticism get you down. The writing was top notch as it drew me into to the world of the mall parking lot. I just wish we could've gone inside. Good job. Short, sweet, and left me longing for more pages. How dare you leave me longing.......I'll get you for this.

Title article: She Said
Date: 2008-10-05 01:52:55

When I was reading this I almost started singing 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' which probably doesn't sound anything like your song. lol But yeah I think this flowed really well and you conveyed your doubts and hesitations rather convincingly. I say good work there david. And hopefully if you keep posting these songs you'll give us a link so we can listen to them. ;)

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-05 01:33:37

I'm glad I saved these because by now you're almost done with chapter 4 right? Right? Good job on yet another chapter M-well. I have so many good things to say and not enough words to convey them so I'll condense my compliments into a simple blank line._______________________! You're welcome.

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-05 01:18:48

Well done Maxwell. I would never be able to write something like this and you seem to do it with such ease. I think you wrote the character in a real light and ended the chapter on a nice cliffer. I take it a lot of crazy shit goes down in Indiana. Like hopped up clowns running to various windows and poking people in the eye. Anyway, good story, I hope you rot in Hell when you die. On to the next chapter!

Title article: The Church- Part 12- Sylvies Flat, Chapter 12
Date: 2008-10-05 00:41:37

Another great chapter! I love how this story keeps evolving with every predicament. Thinking about where you started from and are now I cann't help but marvel at the progress. You could easily make this into a book. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next 28 chapters because that's how many you have left right? Right?

Title article: Verloren
Date: 2008-10-05 00:23:52

Damn mobs. They can never do anything right. I really liked this story. Wasn't sure what I was getting into at first but I'm glad I read it. Nice touching ending with her whispering in his ear. You did a great job with this. Well done.

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/07/2008 12:05:14 So, are you really writing this? Hey, if you plan on reading stories on here today, you need to check out the "Feast Of Worms" series by Pilgrim. Oh yeah, uhhh, imagine weird sentence here
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 09:45:48 Hey, whenever you are back online again you need to tell me your costume. You have till the 8th...you're running out of time.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 08:05:20 OKay, so besides smoke on the water (ha!) I'm learning my first song. it's called .....jingle bells Judging by your offline status I'm guessing the bitch finally got there. See ya.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:54:16 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/06/2008 06:54:36 Hey go to this site and tell me what your name would be if Sarah Palin named you: http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html I'm Bash Budweiser Palin Good! Do the piece! I want to read it so I can point out all your pathetic grammer mistakes! Hahaha what do you think of THAT?! I'm scared .....where the hell did this spider come from?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:39:59 Uh...hmm...okay then. I think she looks like fucking Peggie Hill. I forget who pointed that out to me...but yeah, that might be funny. Yeah yeah, i'll listen to them later you music pushing palinfucking bastard. I just realized that someone has carved a spider on my pick guard. Looks pretty cool though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:20:54 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/06/2008 06:21:34 Yeah, this thing is a shit load harder than i expected. I mean jesus christ, the fuckers in the concerts are crazy. How the hell can they move their fingers that fast? Here's the lyrics: Cheeky.....Fucker...Cheeky ......Fucker.....Cheeky...... FUCKER! (now imagine the rhythm for 'sex & violence') cheeky fucker...cheeky fucker....cheeky fucker...(indian tribi-ish rhymth) Cheee--ky Fuuuu-cker....(back to sex and violence) cheeky fucker... cheeky fucker ... cheeky fucker etc... It's gonna be the new punk sensation. Nope, never heard of the band.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:00:14 Fucking crazy....I'm wondering what question she wanted to ask and how the hell it lead to colorado. Actually, that was pretty clever you cheeky fucker. Hey, I wrote a new song! it's called 'cheeky fucker'. actually, i wrote it awhile ago, but I just now played it on the guitar. oh yeah, I can play Smoke on the Water now (well, the opening at least lol). I'm so awesome.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 05:22:22 Nope. Surprisingly I've been busy with shit lately . But I'll be watching those tonight or tomorrow. What do the children look like...?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 03:09:49 Have you met a new pillow or are you still with what's her name? I'm eating a bagel, but the odd thing is I'm not Jewish ........ or am I?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/05/2008 02:26:47 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/05/2008 03:13:22 Later damnit, just tried one of the ebooks for jericho, but afterwards i realized that the last chapter you need to have color to understand what is going on, but ebooks don't come with color so i deleted it. fucking 50 points wasted.