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Hits	6259
Online Status	OFFLINE
Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/10/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	39
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	82
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	426
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	212
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	176
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	159
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	422
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	153
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	545
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	179
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	172
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	504
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	661
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	190
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	182
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	184
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	234
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	193
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	177
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	390

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Comments

Total number of comments: 781

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-10-11 02:43:51

This was a well timed breather for the series after all the intense events prior. I liked the appearance of the abused woman. Nice little teaser of suspence. Eagerly awaiting more.

Great job once again on the easy flow of the story.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-10-11 00:20:23

Zeke has got some issues...
I'm left wondering if Zeke was the one that set up the events in the first chapter. I'm also wondering if anything supernatural is going on of if there is just a conspiracy with some select higher-ups. Either way you've kept me guessing and addicted to this story. Great job so far.

Title article: Monkey Sees...
Date: 2008-10-10 23:20:00

HA!
I've got a little brother and I know exactly what you mean! Great use of words to give the story a sense of intelligence that a little brother just wouldn't have. This story made me smile. Good work and welcome to the site!

Title article: Finders Keepers
Date: 2008-10-10 23:12:13

Man he sure adapted to the circumstances quick! lol

Good one Phil. I, like Potter, also have a love of time travel tales. This was a fun read with a nice little comical jab at the end.

Title article: Teddy
Date: 2008-10-10 23:00:41

Teddy Rupskin ain't got shit on me.
HA! Linoleum.

You know I do hate it when I read something and it turns out to be a dream. How dare you waste my time.

Pretty solid piece if not slightly disturbing. Made me wish that teddy bears would attack the city. I'd feel sorry for Sammy if she didn't come from your head. No wait.....I feel sorry for her even more.

Seriously though good job. I enjoyed this.

Title article: IN THE CRYPT I SEE MONICA
Date: 2008-10-10 22:36:44

I have to give it a five because I'm vain enough to enjoy seeing my moniker on something I didn't write. Entertaining little guy you got here. I was wondering what the Hell was going on until the end. It made me smile though and for that I thank you.

Title article: Taking a Pet
Date: 2008-10-09 01:00:17

HA! That was pretty good. I agree with Max that you could expand on this a little more to make it funnier but I also thought it worked as is. Very amusing. Your aliens sound delicious.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-10-09 00:40:45

Yeah it seems kind of odd that so many people would fall into the 3% category. Because that's the only reason to go see her right? Unless some of the guys are just being dirty.

I'm looking forward to the conversation that she's going to have with the doctor. I know I've had a few myself. No wait, scratch that. It sounds to incriminating.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-09 00:14:34

Clever way to 'cure' Don in a simple and unawkward way. I wish I could think up something else for this comment but my brain is plugged into the wall. Gotta recharge. Anyway I see you have another chapter so I'll just mosey my way over to that one. But first I need to take mosey lessons.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-08 23:06:26

I agree with Max that this could go on for quite a while which is always a good sign of an interesting story. This made me wish that I had some strange ladies address so I could go make her feel awkward as I attempt to get her to touch me.....wait a minute! My friends wife is magical! I'm sure he wouldn't mind......

Go make chapter 3.

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55 Yeah, what's your email? It is my stapler, you know.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:41:09 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/09/2008 00:41:59 Yeah, I bet. I can play 'em the opening to Smoke on the Water! And my half decent job at Jingle Bells! Man, they'll love me. The Robot Sex shall come later in a different story. I used to disguise myself as a mannequin in the mall and try to scare people........it never worked.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:21:12 Yeah, horror and doll coming alive. Sadly no robot sex though Damn. I'm in the mood to play the guitar ..... when will morning come?