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Last Online	07/08/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	79
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	94
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	87
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	231
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	350
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	71
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	92
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	76
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	95
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	161
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	141
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	225
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	100
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	136
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	133
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	136
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	119
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	189
May 12, 2008	The End	Miscellaneous Stories	156
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	206

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Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
07/08/2008 18:17:17	Re:What If?	Off-Topic	235
07/08/2008 18:10:04	Re:Does anyone write in long hand anymore?	Off-Topic	120
07/08/2008 17:43:28	Re:Ways to Annoy People	Off-Topic	789
07/07/2008 08:39:54	Re:Storiesville.com to Facebook.com ?	Off-Topic	377
07/07/2008 08:26:16	Re:Storiesville.com to Facebook.com ?	Off-Topic	377
07/07/2008 08:03:57	Re:Anywhere in the World	Off-Topic	516
07/07/2008 07:47:52	Re:whoa, hold the phone!	Off-Topic	113
07/07/2008 07:32:46	Re:Anywhere in the World	Off-Topic	516
07/07/2008 07:01:41	Re:Anywhere in the World	Off-Topic	516
07/07/2008 06:01:06	Re:Ways to Annoy People	Off-Topic	789

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Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

casey horner (casey horner)

Neil Sweetman (Sweetman)

jesse (jesse2008)

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Billy (Vango)

Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) tied up and gagged in someone's basement!	Created On: 07/03/2008 11:10:47 You are a humor writer with a strong case of Geliophobia. Oh and in the end you are not alone, you have the corpses of everybody around you so why not make small talk with them?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a box	Created On: 07/02/2008 21:09:02 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/02/2008 21:09:45 Jason Shoe! (man, that was lame) what kind of stain you weird son of a bitch?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) a wasteland	Created On: 06/18/2008 23:51:27 Oi! Just leaving my footprint on your profile. Keep Making Me Laugh, Okay?
Nunyo Bidness (cookingWine)	Created On: 05/07/2008 16:51:27 Zines! I hope it's a success. You should never stop doing what you want to do. And the government owes a combination of people something like 9 trillion dollars, so I wouldn't worry about 8k so much. Have a good one.

Comments

Total number of comments: 260

Title article: Wiggedy Wack
Date: 2008-07-08 16:14:19

I'd love to hear you spit this out with a wicked beat behind you. Maybe throw out some yeah's and shiiiit's. Amusing 'poem' you got there dirk. Made me wanna slam my hand in the air.

Title article: M-T Barrel Bar
Date: 2008-07-08 15:44:58

That was good. I liked the delusion of him coming home before he got shot. It made it seem less likely that he would die. All of the bad things that happened to him were pretty entertaining. Particularly the cat and the hot plastic. The final line was a good way to end it.

Title article: The Church- Part 2- The Order of things
Date: 2008-07-07 13:00:00

I like the way you connected the beginning with the end having to do with the church bells. It leaves off on a cliffhanger that could go anywhere. Or could it? Next chapter.

Title article: The Church
Date: 2008-07-07 12:31:13

Nice job. I liked the way you opened this series. You capture the bleak environment without using too much detail while at the same time grabbing the readers attention. Looking forward to reading the rest.

Title article: Diary of a Fat Girl
Date: 2008-07-07 11:56:06

I liked it. It had a sweet little vibe to it....which is the complete opposite of most of your stuff. You should totally finish this. I know I'd like to read more. What if Shane handcuffed her to a pipe and started throwing deli sandwiches at her? Oh wait, that's something I would do....nicely done le-mon.

Title article: The Newest Trend
Date: 2008-07-07 09:52:03

You dark bastard. This was another good one. Touchy subject but with a good theme. I like how the kid got the idea from the media over covering shootings seemingly glorifying the act. Well done Maxwell.

Title article: Sheep in a Slaughter House
Date: 2008-07-07 09:18:06

Excellent.
I thought you did a really good job with this one Maxwell. Its dark and moody, pessimistic yet escapist.
It flowed easily and left me with a pleasant taste in my mouth. Which has nothing to do with the donut I just ate. Two appendages up!

Title article: Clouds
Date: 2008-07-07 08:52:51

Cute.
This reminded me of being a kid and always being able to make something a toy or tool of entertainment. It kept me reading the whole way through in a breezy and easy manner. Good job.

Title article: Disgusting
Date: 2008-07-07 07:53:34

This was well worded. I liked the flow of it and the bitter hurt that you convey. But i don't think pot is that bad of a drug at all. Its on par if not lesser than alcohol. But then again that's just my opinion.

Title article: Vices
Date: 2008-07-07 07:27:19

Nicely done. I thought you had a strong voice in this piece. The meaning was well conveyed and the wording wasn't forced into rhyming. I don't usually read poetry but I liked this.