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Hits	4346
Online Status	ONLINE
Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	09/06/2008
Connections	16
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	101
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	283
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	102
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	126
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	454
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	609
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	147
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	145
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	138
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	189
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	169
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	153
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	348
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	548
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	116
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	140
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	117
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	139
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	227
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	222

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Comments

Title article: Lemon: a Haiku
Date: 2008-08-26 15:06:00

I don't believe in poetry. But somebody insisted that it still exists.

I'm not a fan of haikus but I'm giving you 5 points for trying. Isn't that nice of me? Maybe I should treat myself for being so compassionate. Yes I should. I'm such a damn good human being. :)

Title article: The Grey Dawn
Date: 2008-08-26 14:32:41

Phil is always seeing strange images in poetry.

I thought you had a good command of the words in this. Nice structure as well. I liked it. If I had a hat I'd tip it.

Title article: The Demented Quiet One
Date: 2008-08-26 14:13:51

Dude this is messed up. If I ever met this guy I'd have to back up a couple steps. This girl seems pretty sick too. I mean, atleast my doll's heads are taped to the ceiling so they can watch me sleep. Wait what was I talking about?

Entertaining poem. I liked how dark it was.

Title article: Ode to Chaabuk
Date: 2008-08-26 13:41:12

This is better than anything that strange lil critter ever put out. But please, don't make this a habit. This kind of thing is more addictive than heroin. You might find yourself spewing cheap rhymes for a quick unsatisfactory spurt. And what's after that? Copy and paste. Copy and paste. Copy and paste. Copy and paste.

Title article: To Bleed, Chapter 10
Date: 2008-08-25 10:25:47

Welcome back Bleeder!
Glad to see the series is still going.

This leaves a lot of options open for the next chapter which is always good. I'm interested in seeing what your going to do. Keep up the good stuff.

Title article: My Inspiration: Chapter One.
Date: 2008-08-25 08:59:08

This reminded me a lot of myself. I have voices. But they're my friends they don't bully me. Well except for that one......but he'll be dealt with in time....

Some of your sentences need restructured to fit right in the piece but other than that I can totally get where your coming from. Keep it up dude.

P.S. Don't mind Xena. She's completely insane. And in love with a panda.

Title article: Punishment
Date: 2008-08-25 08:44:46

I remember this! Great story. I'm pretty sure I said that before...... Compliment, compliment, compliment, repeat.

And that's still better than chaabuks review. :)

Title article: Nights Journey
Date: 2008-08-25 08:35:53

Good touch on having him commit suicide in his sleep. Very strange. Almost Krugerish. I liked the twist at the end. Almost thought he was going to be alright. But in a way I guess he is......

P.S. Now I want to jump off of a building. Thanks a lot REP.

Title article: A Second Chance
Date: 2008-08-25 08:21:43

I really liked this. I could've read way more of this with ease if it was available. Sure the ghost idea has been used a lot but so has almost any other idea. I thought you conveyed it just fine. Good work.

Title article: "The Lesson"
Date: 2008-08-25 08:03:33

This had the potential to be a porn story, which I don't mind, but it wasn't. The humor in it was twisted and real. I felt for the main character and could only imagine the awkwardness he felt at the buffet. This is why I never let strange women seduce me.

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Last 10 Forum Posts

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09/06/2008 22:04:30	Re:Zombie Stories!	Off-Topic	1864
09/04/2008 15:14:10	Re:Zombie Stories!	Off-Topic	1864
09/04/2008 14:49:07	Re:the Godfather	Off-Topic	210
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09/02/2008 21:48:04	Re:The Ramen Revolution	Off-Topic	1465
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09/01/2008 07:02:19	Re:HBO Def Poetry	Off-Topic	74
08/28/2008 22:23:07	Re:Do You....	Off-Topic	2148
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Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh)

Andy Claydon (Andy6)

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

Project 30 (Project 30)

Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/06/2008 11:10:06 Nope, never even heard of it. But i'll be sure to watch next time it's on. Spill it motherfucker! Gimmie the bees, the fuckin' bees!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/05/2008 22:34:57 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 09/05/2008 22:35:44 oh and what is this something else? spill it. nope, my mom is watching bad boys on hbo. also, i have no fucking clue on what space ghost is.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/05/2008 22:19:55 well just go down to the office covered in crack sores and exclaim "gimmie some welfare or i'm gonna eat my baby!" they can't refuse, man. Nope, i forgot. i'll do it in the morning, though. I'm done with downloading tonight. how's that script coming along?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/05/2008 21:53:34 Yeah, they're certainly up there. Yep. Well, if I planned everything out correctly than there should be three chapters left of the story to write. Haha, yeah okay maybe I will. Crack is a terrific way to get on welfare. They just can't turn you down!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/05/2008 21:26:58 Gee ... I wonder how you plan on doing that I've been on a Bad Religion binge the past two hours
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/05/2008 21:03:49 Are you implying that I'm stupid? Something weird, actually. I was carrying a bag of garbage down stairs to dump it in the dumpster and I tripped and tumbled down an entire set of stairs. When i looked up there was this bald dude with a biker jacket on staring at me. "Fuckin niggers, man. What are ya gonna do about them?" he asked me, and went on his way. I was left on the carpet, covered with some kind of repulsive liquid from the trash, dumbfounded. People are fucking out there.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/05/2008 20:40:33 She quit because her boss's name was Bob? Well, I suppose people have quit for stranger reasons. Now why would you want to go and do something crazy like that?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/04/2008 22:09:47 I hate you.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/04/2008 20:03:15 Hey, man, don't blame that shit on me, alright? Dogs fucked the pope, it is NOT my fault. Now ... where the hell are those golf shoes?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/04/2008 19:53:10 You what??? When the hell did this happen? Why didn't I know about it? What the hell are you trying to pull, man? Huh? I'll sick the fucking leaches on you. One by one they'll suck your blood you son of a bitch!