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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/28/2008
Connections	15
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	74
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	89
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	82
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	107
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	433
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	594
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	134
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	138
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	125
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	176
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	159
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	144
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	341
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	525
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	109
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	130
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	107
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	127
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	217
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	214

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Comments

Title article: Darkening, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-08-23 23:41:37

I agree with Max about trying to use shorter sentences. Some of them can run on for a little long. I liked how action packed this was though. It never got slow.

P.S. Using the guys neck to scale down the hospital was great. I'm still visualizing it.

Title article: Better Day Tomorrow
Date: 2008-08-23 23:33:29

Nicely done R.E.
I remember reading this because I liked it so much. I'm glad you reposted it so I could revisit. I love your character. You really painted him in well. Nicely done R.E.

Title article: Darkening, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-08-23 23:28:19

I'm going to give this a 5 just because its so weird and twisted. Which falls into my ballpark. Yes. I own a ballpark.
I have no idea what's going on in this but I'm definetly interested. Off to chapter 2!

Title article: Apparition of Justice
Date: 2008-08-23 23:15:55

Nicely done R.E.! You handled the rape very eloquently and kept the story moving at a fast pace. Perfect ending with the father waiting on God's wrath once man is done with him. That part with the ghost was pretty eerie. I just have to say it again, nicely done!

Title article: Going Up
Date: 2008-08-23 22:35:13

Purgatory sure is one kooky place. Good use of the stairway joke. I chuckled when he first saw it. This had some interesting views of life and beyond. I liked that fall up the stairs bit. Very nice.

Title article: Postcard
Date: 2008-08-23 22:19:01

I don't need to tell you that you wrote this well. You know it, I know it, and so does every reader. It was a well delivered piece but I was crossing my fingers for a crazy stalker guy to show up at the end. Every story needs a crazy stalker guy. Keep on writing man. You're good.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-08-23 22:05:05

That's awesome how it's come full circle. You've done a good job with this series. I liked how you described the head caving in. It made me hungry.

You should do me a favor though. Make Benny suffer. He's so fucking stupid.

Title article: Hi! My Name Is Ping!
Date: 2008-08-21 20:30:16

That was pretty entertaining. Totally not what I was expecting. Which is good.

I never knew that ROM programs were such dicks. Thanks for the heads-up.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-08-19 20:28:27

Another great chapter. I totally would've beat the shit out of Benny. This was a fun read that fit in nicely with the series. I'm sick of complimenting you. You suck.

Title article: TELEVISION and CONDITIONING, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-08-19 19:33:55

This was disturbing. I felt like I've been letting the tv violate me for years. Very enlightening piece. I think you should post those references cuz it would be interesting to read. Good work.

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Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Andy Claydon (Andy6)

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

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David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

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Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 18:54:36 you're going to have to explain how you use fruit. lol thats a new one for me.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:51:07 A masterpiece in the making. see ya
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:34:21 Yeah, it's really hard, but still something to do. Fun, actually. Cool, i was about try to get some sleep but i'll read before i crash.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:08:29 Blood! Yah! suddenly i'm thirsty ... err ... nope. still trying to play more then a two note song. will write a guitar riff for it whenever i learn how to. lol my fingeres are all fucked up.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 16:47:07 Yeah Susan was her name I think ... of course I've seen it. Seinfield is a good ass show. There ya go! Hey, you plan on posting more stories up? You throw two right after each other and now I want more. More I say! Oh yeah, i wrote a song with the Pixies in mind. Check it out then. It's called Trained to Kill. Picture the pixies singing it, though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 15:26:32 Wasn't that how that one bitch died from Seinfield?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 14:54:10 why do i not believe you about your hooka smoking ways? hmmmmm? p.s. back when i DID get loaded, we used to use a gallon jug and do it that way.. where you force it in your lungs. hhehehehe ....why did i just share that with you on your guestbook?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/27/2008 11:11:28 haha not what YOU do with it i'm sure. I actually used it for tobacco Apple tobacco to be exact. good stuff. I'm getting strawberry next
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/26/2008 14:15:35 sleep.. i think i remember what that is. maybe. i'm sure working at a hotel just makes it worse knowing that you are surrounded by bedrooms where people are sleeping--and you arent. man that has to suck. on another note... my brother bought me a hooka pipe from bahrain lol.. it was great fun
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 08:52:52 lol thats pretty funny. My mom only drinks brandy and eggnog during the holidays so last year my brother and I REALLY put the brandy in there hehehe. yeah the brandy/7up was one of the 'chick drinks' that he made for me lol. my favorite drink ever is a screwdriver, so he made me coconut rum and orange juice once lol good stuff too maynard. have you had those bud light lime or miller chills yet? GO GET SOME