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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	09/06/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	58
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	101
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	300
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	104
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	126
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	455
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	611
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	148
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	145
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	138
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	190
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	169
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	153
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	351
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	548
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	116
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	141
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	117
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	140
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	227

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Comments

Title article: Bad Religion
Date: 2008-09-04 13:57:50

I just had to click on this since Bad Religion is my favorite band. But uuuuuhhhhh that has nothing to do with your story. Except that it got me here!

I can see where you're coming from with this. Some churchs can focus too much on public persona rather than faith and God. This was a nice uncomfortable romp through those reverberating halls I never wish to return to.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 9
Date: 2008-09-01 06:36:01

Very nice!
Good job on going into Kristies perspective and recalling her account. I really liked knowing that she was thinking something else all along other than being with her father. Good story telling and fun reading experience. But I must admit, I do miss Maddox. He's just so brutal. And nobody's raping him..........yet.

P.S. What the Hell is going to happen at the end of this series. It's ok, you don't have to tell me. Just send me a PM so I don't have to read any more of these.j/k :)

Title article: A Lover's Garden
Date: 2008-09-01 05:51:06

Gee thanks for reminding me lemon that I'm all alone. Your poem made me angry because everyone else was happy. Now I'm not being bitter or jealous or anything. I just think that you need to consider that not all of us have a special someone in our life.

Now I'm not a freak or anything but I do think that maybe I am and wait, where am I going with this? Oh yeah, nice happy poem. It made me want to hug something that was alive. 5 points!

Title article: Life As He Knew It.
Date: 2008-08-29 23:07:43

I thought this was interesting but more of a piece to something bigger. I liked how everything was so vague so that the reader was left to interpret what's going on. Could use a little cleaning but I think its a keeper.

Title article: SHE FOOLED THEM.
Date: 2008-08-29 22:03:21

Very taught and grabbing. I really loved the last line. Shameful blush, that's just too good!

Title article: Befitting the Undead
Date: 2008-08-28 21:38:11

To Lemon-Yeah there'll be more recordings soon. I've been itching to them lately. Just need to find a way to post them.
P.S. I knew you'd think the title was about zombie sex! Pervert.

To kanarf-thanks and yes I agree with you. The title needs changing. I just couldn't think of anything. I think I'll change it right now.

Title article: Trained to Kill
Date: 2008-08-28 19:26:10

Awesome poem dude. I can totally see this as a pixies song. I even made up a melody in my head. You'd keep the music quiet up until charlie and then bust in with a somewhat raspy melody picking up the beat for the next four lines then bring it back down. Man I wish I could help write this song. Good luck with it though. You've already got really good lyrics. :)

Title article: "A Husband Shunned"
Date: 2008-08-28 19:09:17

Well told sir. Many times the husband is on the shit end of the stick during custody hearings and divorce cases. Some deserve to be but others are there because they married the wrong woman who knows how to sway the court. I'm not sure if this character was mentally fit but his wife didn't seem any better. This was interesting. I'm glad I read it.

Title article: Southern Hospitality
Date: 2008-08-28 18:55:17

That was awesome! The beginning was nice and subtle with good descriptions of who the main characters basic personallities were. The only little problem I had was wondering why they both didn't go down to complain. Then again why would Crystal do it if her friend is willing to. Nice way of ending on how the man's scheme works. I was curious and relieved to find out.

Great piece of writing.

Title article: the opposite of love
Date: 2008-08-28 18:02:12

Very well written and extremely grabbing. I felt bad for both parties but completely understood why Ryan would leave. If not just for some space. I liked how you didn't make this into a generic cheesy cheat story. You pulled it off very well. A job well done.

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 03:22:21 A smash hit? Definitly. This is the kind of song they sing in musicals. "Dumpster baby, what is your name? Dumpster baby, who left you in the rain?" classic. Stuart!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 03:07:02 Well, i would mail you my urine but then I'd have to go all day thirsty. What would i drink? soda ... jesus christ hell no! water ... nope. Piss is the only way to go. I'm writing a song called "Dumpster Baby" right now
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 01:57:19 You're not making any sense at all. Are ... are you on the reefer? Perhaps a little bit of Jericho? That stuff'll kill you, man. SNAP OUT OF IT!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 01:35:31 You son of a bitch. I don't find that funny at all. What's wrong with you?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 01:20:32 Okay, i did! happy?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 00:45:23 I've actually never chatted (expect for the forums and guestbook on this site) but i think i might give it a shot later just to fuck with people. I'm not sure if I did it right, so go check. I tried to forward it. Ahh, i suck at internet tools. Damn bill gates. he's to blame for everything.
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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 09/07/2008 00:05:40 Well, you have an email, correct? You can paste it under the compose a message and than just save it as a draft. Are you going to post it tonight?
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