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Hits	3686
Online Status	ONLINE
Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/21/2008
Connections	14
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	94
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	412
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	583
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	120
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	135
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	110
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	173
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	151
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	136
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	328
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	518
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	104
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	125
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	102
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	121
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	211
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	207
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	268
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	127
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	174

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Comments

Title article: Vices
Date: 2008-07-07 07:27:19

Nicely done. I thought you had a strong voice in this piece. The meaning was well conveyed and the wording wasn't forced into rhyming. I don't usually read poetry but I liked this.

Title article: A Strange Dirty Doughnut
Date: 2008-07-06 02:44:04

I thought this was pretty funny though I do love disgusting stories. I like when Justin asked if it was from a chinese restaraunt because the hole was sweet and salty. That made me smile. :)

Title article: The Darkness of Daylight
Date: 2008-07-05 23:18:09

Very well told. I like the anger and bitterness of the character. I can see him being humiliated and beaten by the way you have him mention it in anger. Nicely done.

Title article: Secret Wars
Date: 2008-07-05 22:18:41

Pretty good. I like the title and the line about being the only soldier on your team. Good stuff.

Title article: Justice For No Man
Date: 2008-07-05 22:09:00

This did sound like it could be a song. Be it rap, punk, alternative, or polka. I liked the scheme you had.

It does seem like it needs some cleaning up but after that it could be pretty good.

Title article: BillBored
Date: 2008-07-05 21:45:26

Yeah its a song I wrote so the end goes with the abrupt change in the music. I probably should've mentioned that. Oh well. I agree with cookingwine, vinyl is sweet.

Title article: Unwanted Surprises
Date: 2008-07-05 02:18:20

Agreed. Great build up on suspense and description. You really paint the waiting room as a dark and anxious place. That was a nice little sweet line at the end. :)

Title article: How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.
Date: 2008-07-05 01:24:22

I'm sorry you feel that way. I just write stuff that I think is funny. Of course not everyone is going to agree with me...though I am always open to suggestions. As long as they seem like they'll make a piece funnier, sharper, or more coherent. How can you just give up on me like that? I feel so abandoned. I guess we just have different senses of humor.

Title article: The Soldier
Date: 2008-07-05 00:11:55

Good structure and flow. I have some friends who're soldiers and I'd like to think that they're with people who're like this. Even though they're ridiculous bastards.

Title article: Strength To Say Goodbye
Date: 2008-07-05 00:01:37

Could use some work but I thought that it conveyed a good amount of emotion and doubt. Good effort. Stay in the game and you'll do fine. Unless its postponed that is. Then we're all benched.

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Forum

Last 10 Forum Posts

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08/21/2008 17:50:06	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 17:36:35	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 17:00:35	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 16:47:11	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 16:36:03	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 16:25:21	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 16:08:46	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 15:28:23	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 15:03:51	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585
08/21/2008 14:42:13	Re:Any Nightmare Before Christmas fans out there?	Off-Topic	585

Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

Project 30 (Project 30)

Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

casey horner (casey horner)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 19:10:54 like i said. he deserved it. he shouldn't go around sticking his controller into unsuspecting stranger's hands. look out its a MAC truck!!
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 18:34:29 Hey that digital frog violated me man. VIOLATED. he deserves every smoosh he gets.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 16:53:50 yeah i'm pretty sure they dont play that one anymore lol I miss frogger the game..not the new crap but the old one. who doesnt want to watch a frog get smooshed digitally?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 15:27:36 yeah max.. i'm writing jason songs. i'm tired of this city all this toil and strife trying to cross the boulevard playin frogger with my life frogger with my life frogger with my life
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:40:50 lol looks like lemon is writing you some songs, eh?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:36:52 yeah they really should. i cant say that i'm a big fan of their 'emo' makeover either... if that was how they started out then whatever, but now they're just trying to get the kids attention. Reminds me of Metallica.. oh shit. now they're going to sue me because i said something mean about them.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:18:42 Does one of those scientists have a second job as a car seller. those commie bastards
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:18:34 wanna be your dominated love slave wanna be the one who takes the pain you can spank me when i do not beeehave smack me in the forehead with a chain... too bad they changed from being just funny, to being politically involved singing about American idiots and such I'll take dominated love slave over any of their new shit lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 13:47:07 don't fucking bother, you have to pay to post stories ... i think. i never figured it out really.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 13:13:58 Well if you think you're going blind then obviously you are a hanging carcass on a subway train in new york. duh ...