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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/10/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	37
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	78
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	426
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	212
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	176
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	159
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	422
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	153
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	545
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	179
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	172
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	504
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	661
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	190
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	182
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	183
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	234
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	193
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	177
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	390

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Comments

Title article: But Did He?
Date: 2008-10-08 22:33:32

I feel man hated.

No but seriously I thought you articulated the questionability of the men in your life in a short and well formatted way. Good work. I'd tip my hat but all I have on my head is dead skin. So I tip my dead skin to you.

Title article: Misery
Date: 2008-10-07 22:09:17

Pretty emotional stuff. I used to cut my wrists when I was younger. I'm glad you're just doing it in word form. That's the best way to do everything. Well......almost everything. ;)

Hope you're feeling better! I find it helps to delve in to ridiculousness when I'm feeling low. So go get ridiculous.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-07 21:57:48

I liked the light heartedness of this to go along with her unextrordinary existence. The conversation between the two was definitely my favorite part. I'm all over the next chapter when you finish. That is to say, I'm all over the words, not myself. Nicely done.

Title article: The Lottery
Date: 2008-10-07 21:08:59

HA! I loved the lines with Neal pissed and planning on revenge. This was a fun poem to read. I could easily go through dozens of these with a smile on my face. Sooooo.......go write a couple dozen and get back to me.

Loved the ending. ;)

Title article: Winning The Frog Lottery
Date: 2008-10-07 20:54:50

And you say I belong in a loony bin. I liked the scattered yet controlled comments by the other directly to the reader. It made me want to talk back. Which I did until people started looking at me. And that was when I realized that it had gotten weird. Good stuff. Made me smile and wish that I had high heels and shoes with frog gore. But where am I going to find a frog!? I'm getting off topic. Funny story. Good writing. __________ empty compliment. :)

Title article: SEIZE THE TIME (Gambia 2008)
Date: 2008-10-07 20:45:11

Nicely observed and recorded account of a night that won't be remembered fondly by either of the two because of each others company. That's absurd that they didn't have a good time that night. If I were you I'd of marched right over there, grabbed the woman's drink, and plopped it down all over the table. Add a dead stare and a couple seconds of awkwardness and, before turning to walk away, you say "How dare you." Then again that could be why I'm not allowed in a lot of places anymore.......

Great job creating the environment and letting us all know what went down. I liked it.

Title article: ELIZA AND BETH.
Date: 2008-10-07 20:36:08

I liked the atmosphere this piece omitted. Definitely smelled of quaintness. Whatever that means. I almost wanted to go out to dinner with them but leaving us in the room thinking about the possible outcome of the night isn't such a bad place to be.

Title article: college magazine articles
Date: 2008-10-07 18:25:27

Hahaha this was pretty good. I loved the way you directed this as well as the witty comments you threw in for spice. Very enjoyable. Makes me want to get drunk.....with real people.

P.S. I actually have a mannequin and we both worship Bill Murray as our dark lord and master.

Title article: falling apart
Date: 2008-10-07 18:03:38

I could almost see this being in a song. Depressing but also captivating. I thought it flowed rather well.

Title article: The Purple Beneath, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-10-07 18:00:24

You may want to rework that first sentence there Max but other than that and a few typos I didn't see anything wrong with this. I wish I would've waited until you had the next chapter up because now I want to read more! Nice descriptive writing. I'm glad I don't live in Indiana. Because you're there. HA! Hurry up and put out another chapter before you go to rehab you writing addict!

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Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55 Yeah, what's your email? It is my stapler, you know.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:41:09 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/09/2008 00:41:59 Yeah, I bet. I can play 'em the opening to Smoke on the Water! And my half decent job at Jingle Bells! Man, they'll love me. The Robot Sex shall come later in a different story. I used to disguise myself as a mannequin in the mall and try to scare people........it never worked.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:21:12 Yeah, horror and doll coming alive. Sadly no robot sex though Damn. I'm in the mood to play the guitar ..... when will morning come?