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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/09/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	601
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	141
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	156
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	137
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	157
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	248
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	244
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	305
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	156
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	211
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	190
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	205
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	162
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	315
May 12, 2008	The End	Miscellaneous Stories	206
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	491
May 6, 2008	Dear Mom and Dad	Miscellaneous Stories	215
May 6, 2008	BillBored	Poetry	173
May 6, 2008	Let Me In	Horror	220
May 5, 2008	Funeral Passing	Humor	343

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Comments

Total number of comments: 775

Title article: Taking a Pet
Date: 2008-10-09 01:00:17

HA! That was pretty good. I agree with Max that you could expand on this a little more to make it funnier but I also thought it worked as is. Very amusing. Your aliens sound delicious.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-10-09 00:40:45

Yeah it seems kind of odd that so many people would fall into the 3% category. Because that's the only reason to go see her right? Unless some of the guys are just being dirty.

I'm looking forward to the conversation that she's going to have with the doctor. I know I've had a few myself. No wait, scratch that. It sounds to incriminating.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-09 00:14:34

Clever way to 'cure' Don in a simple and unawkward way. I wish I could think up something else for this comment but my brain is plugged into the wall. Gotta recharge. Anyway I see you have another chapter so I'll just mosey my way over to that one. But first I need to take mosey lessons.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-08 23:06:26

I agree with Max that this could go on for quite a while which is always a good sign of an interesting story. This made me wish that I had some strange ladies address so I could go make her feel awkward as I attempt to get her to touch me.....wait a minute! My friends wife is magical! I'm sure he wouldn't mind......

Go make chapter 3.

Title article: But Did He?
Date: 2008-10-08 22:33:32

I feel man hated.

No but seriously I thought you articulated the questionability of the men in your life in a short and well formatted way. Good work. I'd tip my hat but all I have on my head is dead skin. So I tip my dead skin to you.

Title article: Misery
Date: 2008-10-07 22:09:17

Pretty emotional stuff. I used to cut my wrists when I was younger. I'm glad you're just doing it in word form. That's the best way to do everything. Well......almost everything. ;)

Hope you're feeling better! I find it helps to delve in to ridiculousness when I'm feeling low. So go get ridiculous.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-07 21:57:48

I liked the light heartedness of this to go along with her unextrordinary existence. The conversation between the two was definitely my favorite part. I'm all over the next chapter when you finish. That is to say, I'm all over the words, not myself. Nicely done.

Title article: The Lottery
Date: 2008-10-07 21:08:59

HA! I loved the lines with Neal pissed and planning on revenge. This was a fun poem to read. I could easily go through dozens of these with a smile on my face. Sooooo.......go write a couple dozen and get back to me.

Loved the ending. ;)

Title article: Winning The Frog Lottery
Date: 2008-10-07 20:54:50

And you say I belong in a loony bin. I liked the scattered yet controlled comments by the other directly to the reader. It made me want to talk back. Which I did until people started looking at me. And that was when I realized that it had gotten weird. Good stuff. Made me smile and wish that I had high heels and shoes with frog gore. But where am I going to find a frog!? I'm getting off topic. Funny story. Good writing. __________ empty compliment. :)

Title article: SEIZE THE TIME (Gambia 2008)
Date: 2008-10-07 20:45:11

Nicely observed and recorded account of a night that won't be remembered fondly by either of the two because of each others company. That's absurd that they didn't have a good time that night. If I were you I'd of marched right over there, grabbed the woman's drink, and plopped it down all over the table. Add a dead stare and a couple seconds of awkwardness and, before turning to walk away, you say "How dare you." Then again that could be why I'm not allowed in a lot of places anymore.......

Great job creating the environment and letting us all know what went down. I liked it.

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:41:09 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/09/2008 00:41:59 Yeah, I bet. I can play 'em the opening to Smoke on the Water! And my half decent job at Jingle Bells! Man, they'll love me. The Robot Sex shall come later in a different story. I used to disguise myself as a mannequin in the mall and try to scare people........it never worked.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:21:12 Yeah, horror and doll coming alive. Sadly no robot sex though Damn. I'm in the mood to play the guitar ..... when will morning come?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:08:28 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/09/2008 00:08:59 I'm just watchin music videos and shit and I just thought of a Child's Play type of story I'm gonna write. Might finish it this morning since it shouldn't be that long... I never did understand why almost all bands always say "yeah" in their songs. Do they ever say "no"?