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Last Online	07/04/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	82
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	76
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	194
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	287
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	56
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	82
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	66
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	83
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	157
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	136
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	220
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	93
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	129
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	128
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	132
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	102
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	184
May 12, 2008	The End	Miscellaneous Stories	147
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	200
May 6, 2008	Dear Mom and Dad	Miscellaneous Stories	123

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06/29/2008 19:16:28	Re:Music	Off-Topic	1184
06/29/2008 05:50:05	Re:For all you horror movie fans out there...	Off-Topic	909
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06/28/2008 23:54:19	Re:What is your inspiration?	Off-Topic	107

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jesse (jesse2008)

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Billy (Vango)

Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) tied up and gagged in someone's basement!	Created On: 07/03/2008 11:10:47 You are a humor writer with a strong case of Geliophobia. Oh and in the end you are not alone, you have the corpses of everybody around you so why not make small talk with them?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a box	Created On: 07/02/2008 21:09:02 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/02/2008 21:09:45 Jason Shoe! (man, that was lame) what kind of stain you weird son of a bitch?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) a wasteland	Created On: 06/18/2008 23:51:27 Oi! Just leaving my footprint on your profile. Keep Making Me Laugh, Okay?
Nunyo Bidness (cookingWine)	Created On: 05/07/2008 16:51:27 Zines! I hope it's a success. You should never stop doing what you want to do. And the government owes a combination of people something like 9 trillion dollars, so I wouldn't worry about 8k so much. Have a good one.

Comments

Total number of comments: 235

Title article: Today Is The Day
Date: 2008-07-04 21:52:46

This was an interesting take on the crucifiction. The man seemed like he was mixed with remorce and a bitter satisfaction at some of his crimes. Unique perception.

Title article: The Exorcism of Oprah Winfrey
Date: 2008-07-03 08:33:15

Do you have to use so many curse words Maxwell? You're better than that. You're not going to blow my head off now are you?

That was a strange story. Creative and entertaining with a dash of horror. I'm proud to say that I've never watched Oprah or American Idol. I like the anticipation at the beginning when he's first going on the show. I also thought it was good when you shot Tom in the head and wondered why it killed him if he was a demon. I almost expected you to be crazy then, just going on a Frailty killing spree. This is a fun piece you have here. Boot!

Title article: The Cure for Insomnia
Date: 2008-07-03 07:58:12

This poem totally makes me want to have nightmares again! I love it when I'm in my house alone and I think that there's someone around the corner waiting to jump me! Well, unless there is. That's not as fun as imagining it. Anyway nice poem that had nothing to do with what I just wrote.

Title article: Don't put me in the same box
Date: 2008-07-03 07:54:31

So like I totally don't believe in God and I think you're stupid cuase you do but I won't judge you. Even though you're stupid.
So what was this poem about?

Title article: sugar
Date: 2008-07-02 17:27:45

I agree with the light hearted david lynch theme. This was definately weird. I think I lost part of my sanity reading this... Good line with the 'I can't wait to do this with our kids someday.'

Title article: The Root of all Evil
Date: 2008-06-29 16:51:00

I used to work at burger king and ever since that mascot came around I got an uneasy feeling that he was a serial killer. This story wouldn't be hard to film. You could get a king plastic statue and place him in the appropriate places. I think it would be hilarious. Open the door to see the king with a cheeseburger standing motionless while you yell at him. Then you let him in because some how he swayed you over. You could do so much with it! If I ever get a statue of him I might have to get my film school friend to direct thus stealing your idea. Muahahahaha!! But yeah that probably won't happen.

Oh yeah, good story.

Title article: Scattered Stars
Date: 2008-06-29 06:20:04

You and your excellent poetry submissions that put all my aspirations to shame. Just gotta keep showing off your talent don't you? Well how dare you madam. How dare you.

Title article: Unwanted Praise
Date: 2008-06-29 01:41:23

That was terrible! You're doing an awful job! How's that? Better? Just thought I'd help.

Title article: Test + Torture = Testure
Date: 2008-06-29 01:39:08

Well yeah I guess that's true. It could've been described as 'the subjects muffled screams emitted from the gag as'.......or something like that. I don't know. I'm always silent and patient when rodents experiment on me. But I just have good manners.

Title article: One truly is the loneliest number.
Date: 2008-06-29 01:19:39

Ha!
That was pretty good. I was wondering what that voice would end up being. Nice conclusion with throwing it out the window. Those things are evil.....I want one.