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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/14/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	68
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	224
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	533
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	246
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	191
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	168
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	426
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	160
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	551
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	184
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	176
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	508
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	669
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	195
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	186
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	187
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	238
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	196
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	183
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	401

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Comments

Total number of comments: 795

Title article: A WALK IN THE PARK
Date: 2008-10-14 20:38:33

The subtle ending worked perfectly in this piece. I almost wish I had more of their brief relationship but am allowed as any reader to fictionalize the events that occur after the story.

I really liked the last couple of lines and how urgent they seem. Good work.

Title article: the marble
Date: 2008-10-14 20:28:33

Wow what a descriptive and imaginative way to describe how the woman affects the narrators mood and surrounding atmosphere. Good work on this. Very colorful.

Title article: Hanging Tree
Date: 2008-10-14 20:23:40

Very good use of descriptions and narration.

You paint the horrific and vial act of public hanging in a very humane and tormented manner. I like it. Good piece.

Title article: He Said She Said
Date: 2008-10-14 19:08:49

Yeah I thought that Jamal could have been represented a bit more in this but then again if you continuously send text messages and hound an uninterested party for a duration of time you're going to find that their tolerance for you is much lower than a stranger on a street. I liked this. Good work.

Title article: Breakdown
Date: 2008-10-14 16:52:25

That guy sure doesn't know how to get away with murder. I thought that this was a fun piece and enjoyed reading the detective's thoughts about what had happened. Good piece.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-10-14 16:30:16

Man I wish I could get gifts for giving men......no wait. That's just weird.

Another fun chapter that answers a lot of my questions. I like the color codes. They colored me pink! Hahahaha. I found got that one off the floor. Anyway good work and I'm looking forward to another chapter.

-Me

Title article: TO WHOM IT MIGHT CONCERN (Gambia Oct '08)
Date: 2008-10-14 15:59:46

Wow I feel like I should've read this earlier. I'm a little late getting to the party.

We'll keep a look out for your immaculate return Mr. West. Or should I say your bad wicked cool return which will be nice.

Title article: Wishful Thinking, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-14 15:50:10

What's going to happen to Dave!? Is he going to drink some pour souls blood or comically go to work still 'dressed in his costume.' Interested to see where you're going with this.

As always top notch writing.

Title article: When I Think of You
Date: 2008-10-14 15:27:35

You twisted sinner! Great ending. At first I thought you were being all lovey dovey but I'm glad we got down to brass tax with blood. Because I got no love for the dove. Good piece Amie.

Title article: Chalk, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-10-14 15:23:34

Great ending for this chapter. Sir sure seems excited to kill again.

I liked how the gunshots have become a common occurence in the characters mind. Really drags you into the situation with them. Good job once again.

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/15/2008 08:22:12 yes they are delicious! go buy some!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 19:43:57 Uhh....fuck, I'm too tired for a witty reply. Thanks for the help. Asshole.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 17:06:34 are you seriously telling me that you dont like lemon bars?! whats wrong with you people. oh... wait.. you probably like cornbars over yonder in nebraska
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 16:03:36 Hey, I'm doing an article called "X Most Laughable Excuses for Psychotic Crimes" for this website caleld Cracked.com. If they like it they'll pay me! The only person I can think of so far is David Berkowitz, but I haven't really researched any shit yet. If you can think of any other examples let me know -- because you're nice like that. Thanks.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 16:03:09 HAHAHA! i want some lemon bars.....
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:58:08 I'm guessing you meant rabies, right? lol I'm 'bout to leave to go to my oldest brother's house. goddamn he's such a yuppie ... reminds me of patrick bateman -- but gay.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:42:51 yeah, thats SO out of character for me right anyway i'm sure i'll get the urge to make people turn and cough lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:15:34 Hell, maybe we were both wearing robes and wizard hats. It was a dark time for me ... Oh yeah, note to self: do not take the garbage out at six in the morning anymore. Raccoons will try to bite your ass.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/13/2008 16:55:00 regular business hours? never heard of those. no, my costume isnt anything fruity actually. but watch it or i might put you in my chapter mwahahaa. or maybe not. believe it or not, i actually start to blush when i have to think what to write for that since we turn into whatever we picked... what was i thinking?!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/13/2008 03:50:56 Yeah well check again, cause it's expired!