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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/11/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	46
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	104
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	453
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	221
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	178
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	161
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	423
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	154
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	546
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	181
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	172
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	504
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	662
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	190
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	182
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	185
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	235
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	193
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	180
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	391

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Comments

Title article: Creator and Destructor
Date: 2008-10-02 18:50:35

Brutal. Great descriptions that lead the reader to the characters untimely death. I liked this and as stated above it's a different take on suicide. Good work.

Title article: Secrets of St. Margaret's (final)
Date: 2008-10-02 18:15:04

Very well done indeed. It was pretty evident in the last chapter that the governor would be the killer but that didn't stop it from being suspenceful and fun. I'd almost like to see this chapter made longer (mainly the conversation in the office) but other than that superb piece. Great job Potter.

Title article: Suggestion
Date: 2008-10-02 17:49:22

Oh.....and I was hoping that the doctor would tell him he had cancer......

But all joking aside I really enjoyed your piece that leaves most people wondering how someone can let themselves get this way. It's a very frustrating disease that really takes a tight grip on affecting mostly any of your everyday thoughts. Good work.

Title article: The Truth Shouldn't Have To Hurt
Date: 2008-10-02 17:02:56

Now I want to hear the song since reading your comment! I liked this because of the analytical style of it and the way it seems to grab at a happily content drowning persons head and makes them see what's on the surface. The only question is once they've seen can they swim without your help? Hopefully because you only have two hands! Very well done sir.

Title article: Density
Date: 2008-10-02 16:57:15

This one seemed tormented and weighted. At least that was my interpretation of it. Glad to see you're still posting on the site Anna. You've delivered yet another good poem to showcase all of our inadequacies. And to that I say how dare you. Keep 'em coming!

Title article: InMe
Date: 2008-10-02 16:37:18

I thought you articulated the need to supress the harsh feelings inside you quite well. At least that's what I'm assuming you were going for. Liked the length. Good work.

Title article: FALLING DOWN (2004)
Date: 2008-10-02 15:17:00

I really liked how light hearted this was for such a serious incident. Then again if you look at it in a positive light thankful that you survived (which you did) then it becomes even more of a testament to human survival and adaptation. As a fellow smoker I was delighted at your getting up lines. Good work Stephen. I'm glad I stopped by to read this and even more so that you wrote it and lived. Or should that be the other way around.......

Title article: The Grate
Date: 2008-10-02 15:06:42

It is......IT but done in a semi-different manner. I didn't think the narrarator had to keep reminding the reader that he was 7 but other than that I thought it was written well with an atmosphere of eeriness floating above the surface. It was fun. I did though, want the main character to die. Probably because I'm sick.

Title article: Slave to the World, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-02 14:52:08

So many people out there are mistaking psycho paths for Jesus......so where's my follower!?

Good job on bringing the series outside of the main character but still surrounding him.

Interested to see what's going to happen next. High five! *slap*

Title article: Slave to the World, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-10-02 14:37:12

lol That was great Amanda! I wish I would've thought about this. You did a great job with him creeping people out while immersing in his character. One thing though and its not a big deal but there were some errors a reread could eliminate. On to the next chapter.

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Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

J Schilling (Ruby Whispers)

Michelle Huff (allmine)

Crystal (crystalv)

Amy Carter (scooby)

Julian (Julian)

Ashutosh Ghildiyal (Ashutosh)

Andy Claydon (Andy6)

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/12/2008 09:01:59 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MISTER?! yeah i dont know either... haha. just thought i would stop by and say 'what the hell do you think you're doing mister'. i thought for sure you'd be ramen for the project 30 thing.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/12/2008 04:49:32 Okay, for some retarded reason I didn't save the prologue, so Michelle has the only copy -- but I told her to send it to you outside an attachment. Soooo, whenever she gets online again she shall send. So there! ...and I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55 Yeah, what's your email? It is my stapler, you know.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?