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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/29/2008
Connections	15
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	82
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	91
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	82
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	108
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	436
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	596
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	135
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	138
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	126
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	176
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	159
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	144
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	341
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	527
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	109
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	130
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	107
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	127
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	217
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	216

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Comments

Title article: Walpurgis Night
Date: 2008-08-28 16:40:56

Very well put. It sounded like thats what you were going for especially with the coming of daylight. It's funny how much people can fear the night when much of the same horrendous acts occur under the sunlight's guise. Did I spell a single word right right there? Psh. Whatever. Interesting little diddy.

Title article: The End
Date: 2008-08-28 16:05:26

Perhaps you should add more to this to make it a bit more understandable. In my opinion that is.

Title article: High Water
Date: 2008-08-28 15:35:13

Great read. I always enjoy stories about kids having to overcome some kind of odds. As long as their not cheesy that is which this wasn't. You wrote this very eloquently and descriptively. I was intimidated by the length at first but I'm glad I followed through. Once again great story. It was nice to read on this warm sunny day in Nebraska. lol :)

Title article: Stay Back
Date: 2008-08-28 14:51:53

Hahahaha great comparison with the heart technology and the tarp tech. I found this to be a light and interesting read. Why not marshmellows indeed. I gotta tell you, I'm tempted to try that steak knives idea.......but with dirty hypodermic needles. :)

Title article: nobody's fault but my own
Date: 2008-08-28 14:39:14

I agree that you need to expand on this but I kind of like stories where you don't get enough information. Sometimes its the lack of that we get so interested. But then again that's just me.

Title article: Shadows Inside
Date: 2008-08-28 14:30:45

That's true. Racing for the past is a race going through the present. Its inevitable that we do something unacceptable in our minds. And then are forced to live with it.

Good poem. It brings up some good thoughts and ideas.

Title article: He swoops, he scores
Date: 2008-08-28 14:22:19

I've done that before. Not take a child's sandwich but actually fly. Don't like to brag about it but yeah I can. Thanks for giving me a nifty idea to try out though. ;)

This was a fun piece. Great wording.

Title article: Pretty Fly for a Russian Guy
Date: 2008-08-28 14:13:05

That put a nice smile on my face. I love intestines. They're so fun. Way to make the character clueless and cocky. It added to the enjoyment of his body disfunctioning. I just have one question? Was he an agent or something? Or did he just like to think he was? I like to think he was cuz he seems too stupid to be anything but an intestine dispenser. Anyway, good piece. I always marvel at how you can jump around the genres. Kudos.

Title article: Growing Up?
Date: 2008-08-26 20:52:30

Very good analysis on age. I too am 25 and have questioned my future. Parents are a strange breed. They can always surprise you by acting in an unexpected manner. Very aptly put piece. I enjoyed it.

P.S. NOFX are freakin' good.

Title article: Ebony Eyes
Date: 2008-08-26 20:36:04

That was a good story Phil. I wish it could've been longer. I did find one error.

Now he was L-earning for himself things were different, and it wasn't like he had a family to support.

Just thought I'd point it out. Once again great story. I really enjoyed it.

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 18:54:36 you're going to have to explain how you use fruit. lol thats a new one for me.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:51:07 A masterpiece in the making. see ya
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:34:21 Yeah, it's really hard, but still something to do. Fun, actually. Cool, i was about try to get some sleep but i'll read before i crash.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:08:29 Blood! Yah! suddenly i'm thirsty ... err ... nope. still trying to play more then a two note song. will write a guitar riff for it whenever i learn how to. lol my fingeres are all fucked up.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 16:47:07 Yeah Susan was her name I think ... of course I've seen it. Seinfield is a good ass show. There ya go! Hey, you plan on posting more stories up? You throw two right after each other and now I want more. More I say! Oh yeah, i wrote a song with the Pixies in mind. Check it out then. It's called Trained to Kill. Picture the pixies singing it, though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 15:26:32 Wasn't that how that one bitch died from Seinfield?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 14:54:10 why do i not believe you about your hooka smoking ways? hmmmmm? p.s. back when i DID get loaded, we used to use a gallon jug and do it that way.. where you force it in your lungs. hhehehehe ....why did i just share that with you on your guestbook?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/27/2008 11:11:28 haha not what YOU do with it i'm sure. I actually used it for tobacco Apple tobacco to be exact. good stuff. I'm getting strawberry next
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/26/2008 14:15:35 sleep.. i think i remember what that is. maybe. i'm sure working at a hotel just makes it worse knowing that you are surrounded by bedrooms where people are sleeping--and you arent. man that has to suck. on another note... my brother bought me a hooka pipe from bahrain lol.. it was great fun
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 08:52:52 lol thats pretty funny. My mom only drinks brandy and eggnog during the holidays so last year my brother and I REALLY put the brandy in there hehehe. yeah the brandy/7up was one of the 'chick drinks' that he made for me lol. my favorite drink ever is a screwdriver, so he made me coconut rum and orange juice once lol good stuff too maynard. have you had those bud light lime or miller chills yet? GO GET SOME