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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/21/2008
Connections	14
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	412
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	583
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	135
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	110
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	173
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	151
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	328
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	518
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	104
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	125
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	102
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	121
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	211
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	268
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	127
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	161
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	172
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	243
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	456
May 5, 2008	Funeral Passing	Humor	260

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Comments

Total number of comments: 507

Title article: Hi! My Name Is Ping!
Date: 2008-08-21 20:30:16

That was pretty entertaining. Totally not what I was expecting. Which is good.

I never knew that ROM programs were such dicks. Thanks for the heads-up.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-08-19 20:28:27

Another great chapter. I totally would've beat the shit out of Benny. This was a fun read that fit in nicely with the series. I'm sick of complimenting you. You suck.

Title article: TELEVISION and CONDITIONING, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-08-19 19:33:55

This was disturbing. I felt like I've been letting the tv violate me for years. Very enlightening piece. I think you should post those references cuz it would be interesting to read. Good work.

Title article: TELEVISION and CONDITIONING, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-08-19 18:30:41

Tv can be so addicting. The flashing images the change up so quick with music roaring or lilting the background. I haven't had a tv in over 5 years but I still see them at certain places. (like work, where I get internet) I'm addicted to movies and DVDs and realize that they can have an affect on me. But you need to be able to see that effect and understand it. This made me want to actually get out of the house someday. And someday I will. Good work.

Title article: A Foot in the Door - Conclusion, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-08-19 18:06:23

I actually felt bad for the guy. Even if he was killing husbands. I also found myself extremely angry with Roger. If he wanted that money so bad the least he could do is kill his partner. It's just professional courtesy. I agree that it seemed a bit rushed but I still really liked it. Good work catophile. :)

Title article: SERVED COLD
Date: 2008-08-19 17:50:58

Very well done revealing the guilty and intent. I knew that old man was creepy. I loved the ending. I just summed up everything so well along with implying that they themselves, ate part of a girl. Ghoulish. Great. Good story.

Title article: Suburban Hell
Date: 2008-08-19 17:26:04

Hhhmmmmmm
Now don't get me wrong I liked it and all but I thought the ending was a bit weak and unplausable. I liked thinking that he was going crazy or was, in-fact, in the T. Zone. You did a really good job with the writing and the descriptions and the whole thing was really good. I just didn't find satisfaction at the end. BUT I did enjoy him being killed. Loved how creepy it was at the beginning. Keep 'em coming.

P.S. I would watch this show.

Title article: The Darkest Night, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-08-19 15:44:27

Agreed. A reason why she felt that way is needed along with more build up of entering the house. The ending seemed rushed so maybe try to add more thoughts and sounds before seeing the people. I also agree that this has potential. Just work on it a bit and it'll be a lot better. Keep on writing!

Title article: Forever and Always
Date: 2008-08-19 15:40:08

Did they plan on him finding them? It would seem so since they already had the documents in the drawer. I liked the feud and fighting but I think Peter would've done something more. That is unless you add something in about him not being good at confrontation or something. It was a good story though. :)

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-08-19 15:29:30

Ok first off "On the other side of the bed there was a air conditioning machine." Sould be AN air cond. second "My face was gushing blood and my rips" RIBS third "And you, well you’ll just one of King’s" YOU'RE.

Damn good story here Max. The more I keep reading the more impressed I get. You're doing an awesome job with these. I'm sure you're working on the 5th chapter already because you're a crackhead when it comes to writing. So I'll be expecting it by tomorrow. Crackhead.

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Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

Project 30 (Project 30)

Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

casey horner (casey horner)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 19:10:54 like i said. he deserved it. he shouldn't go around sticking his controller into unsuspecting stranger's hands. look out its a MAC truck!!
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 18:34:29 Hey that digital frog violated me man. VIOLATED. he deserves every smoosh he gets.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 16:53:50 yeah i'm pretty sure they dont play that one anymore lol I miss frogger the game..not the new crap but the old one. who doesnt want to watch a frog get smooshed digitally?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 15:27:36 yeah max.. i'm writing jason songs. i'm tired of this city all this toil and strife trying to cross the boulevard playin frogger with my life frogger with my life frogger with my life
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:40:50 lol looks like lemon is writing you some songs, eh?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:36:52 yeah they really should. i cant say that i'm a big fan of their 'emo' makeover either... if that was how they started out then whatever, but now they're just trying to get the kids attention. Reminds me of Metallica.. oh shit. now they're going to sue me because i said something mean about them.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:18:42 Does one of those scientists have a second job as a car seller. those commie bastards
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/21/2008 14:18:34 wanna be your dominated love slave wanna be the one who takes the pain you can spank me when i do not beeehave smack me in the forehead with a chain... too bad they changed from being just funny, to being politically involved singing about American idiots and such I'll take dominated love slave over any of their new shit lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 13:47:07 don't fucking bother, you have to pay to post stories ... i think. i never figured it out really.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/21/2008 13:13:58 Well if you think you're going blind then obviously you are a hanging carcass on a subway train in new york. duh ...