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Last Online	07/22/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	87
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	97
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	87
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	113
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	125
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	104
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	274
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	422
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	82
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	106
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	86
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	107
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	183
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	172
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	238
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	107
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	152
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	146
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	150
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	133

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Forum

Last 10 Forum Posts

Date	Subject	Category	Hits
07/22/2008 20:35:08	Re:Movies So Stupid They Make You Laugh	Off-Topic	1158
07/22/2008 20:29:21	Re:Dark Knight	Off-Topic	127
07/22/2008 20:09:25	Re:Movies So Stupid They Make You Laugh	Off-Topic	1158
07/22/2008 20:01:27	Re:Dark Knight	Off-Topic	127
07/22/2008 19:50:14	Re:Movies So Stupid They Make You Laugh	Off-Topic	1158
07/22/2008 19:43:56	Re:Dark Knight	Off-Topic	127
07/22/2008 19:32:18	Re:Movies So Stupid They Make You Laugh	Off-Topic	1158
07/22/2008 19:13:44	Re:Dark Knight	Off-Topic	127
07/22/2008 15:38:12	Re:Movies So Stupid They Make You Laugh	Off-Topic	1158
07/22/2008 15:21:36	Re:Wallpapers	Off-Topic	155

Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

casey horner (casey horner)

Neil Sweetman (Sweetman)

jesse (jesse2008)

Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)

Billy (Vango)

Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon) The Rot Box	Created On: 07/17/2008 15:50:41 You know you like dirty fruit. anyway what the PM said, was that I called the number you left on my story, and all I heard was a recording quoting 'how to make friends and lose weight with proper diet' so I guess I can't make my three payments to get part of your brain
Amie Kerlin (lemon) Confusionland	Created On: 07/16/2008 12:36:07 Did you get that PM i sent you about a phone call? My PMs arent working for some reason.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 07/15/2008 20:20:30 Edited By Amie Kerlin (lemon) On: 07/15/2008 20:25:55 Max, Max, Max. you can't use condiments when you eat Satan! you just drown him in milk... still leaves you heartburn though
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/13/2008 00:20:52 Whoa...why are we eating Satan now? What did he do wrong to you? I wonder which kind of condiments you used...
Amie Kerlin (lemon) under your bed	Created On: 07/12/2008 14:43:45 Edited By Amie Kerlin (lemon) On: 07/12/2008 14:44:14 It can't be satan... I ate him for breakfast this morning. he gave me heartburn. Keep the drunken stories on the myspace.. they're great
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/11/2008 23:51:15 you cruel bastard, there's laws against that
Amie Kerlin (lemon) in your ear	Created On: 07/11/2008 21:37:26 hey, glad to hear that you are going to update the myspace page. thats some funny stuff you've got there
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/11/2008 20:00:11 So I stick these pencils up my ass right?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/09/2008 11:00:43 alright If your boss for somereason goes to storiesville and visits my guestbook i dont think he's going to be too happy. talking about killing customers. that's just bad buisness. or good buisness. depends on how you think about it.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 07/09/2008 10:44:02 Can you listen to music on computer at work? I can send you song through email if you can. It's really funny.

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Comments

Total number of comments: 375

Title article: Stick, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-07-22 20:55:31

Once again the Stick doesn't dissapoint! I'm really digging this series you've got going on phil. I can't wait to see who'se going to get it in the next chapter.

Title article: Wall of Hate
Date: 2008-07-22 20:11:52

That did flow very nicely. Good work. I liked the wording, it didn't seem shoved in there like a mishapen puzzle piece. Always a good thing. Keep it up.

Title article: All Liquid Diet
Date: 2008-07-22 20:03:45

I agree with the r.e.p. bone models are completely not hot. They need A. Flesh, B. Soft parts, and C. Socks. That's all I need. I actually thought from the title of this it was going to be a comedy piece. That last line was funny. The rest was just sad......:( :)

Title article: Rehearsal, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-07-22 19:22:12

This is a pretty good story. Cathy sure is finding people who want to help her.

Title article: To Bleed, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-07-22 19:10:43

I REALLY like where this story is going. You're doing a great job moving to different character perspectives. I can't wait to see what happens next. Keep it up!

Title article: Outside Looking In
Date: 2008-07-22 18:59:04

I liked the imagery you used in this along with the topic it was building upon. Good work. I'm glad you changed the ending so that it flows smoother. Keep it up.

Title article: Logical thinking and the stupidity of emotion
Date: 2008-07-22 18:55:10

The mind coaster hit a sour note for me as well. I liked the idea of the poem but the thought of a mind only having one rail be that it goes up and down still seems limited. Good poem though.

Title article: Stars in The Night Sky
Date: 2008-07-22 18:35:10

I agree with the ghost parents remark. It was just a bit too cheesy and comforting for me. This was an emotional piece and that did give it a kind of fantasy ending but I almost would've preferred if she jumped or decided to seek out revenge. Then again that's just me. I'm a bit twisted.

her abusive step-father abused her every day- you may want to omit an abuse and swap it for something else so it flows better. Overall this was a good piece. Keep writing!

Title article: Again and Again
Date: 2008-07-22 17:57:50

I liked the way you used blood as a metaphor for the way that a person can cut you down emptying you completely. Good imageray. The red font was a nice touch as well.

Title article: I Remember
Date: 2008-07-22 15:36:54

That was good with Laura the doll congradulating Carrie about turning on the oven all by herself. Brutal.