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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/06/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	298
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	169
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	165
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	151
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	416
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	147
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	536
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	168
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	167
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	494
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	655
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	180
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	177
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	174
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	229
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	187
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	172
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	383
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	596
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	138

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Comments

Title article: Come Get Your Trailer
Date: 2008-09-29 07:58:17

I wonder why somebody would just let their investment go to waste like that.....oh well at least they gave you material for an interesting story!

Nicely done with the light tone and slightly accussing wit.

Title article: Stalker, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-09-29 07:09:41

I thought this was pretty good. There were a few typos and all but the action and aftermath were fun to read. Kyle seemed a bit too afraid so quickly and the end seemed kind of rushed but other than that good job. I had a fun time visualizing that compass going into his head. ;)

Title article: The Church Part 11- A little trip, Chapter 11
Date: 2008-09-27 00:54:19

I'm so glad you posted another chapter of this! I love this story. Can't wait until the next.....and the next.....and so on and so forth. I could totally see this being made into a movie someday. Anyway great chapter to a great series. A job well done.

Title article: Twice in Two Years, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-09-27 00:09:48

I'm left wondering how long they went out at the beginning. I don't remember but has the guy been given a name yet? It always seems to be 'him.' Which could be used as an isolation tool for the story. ANyway good writing once again and good luck with the rest of the story.

Title article: Twice in Two Years, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-09-27 00:02:15

Too bad she can't get over him because he doesn't seem worth the effort.

Good writing and placement of the events. I'm on to the next chapter to see what unfolds.

Title article: Twice in Two Years, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-09-26 23:45:25

What a jerk! He comes back to her to apologise and then just hurts her again! It seems like he's almost trying to mess with her life. I agree that more could've been done with their conversation in the park but other than that it was good.

Title article: Going to see Mommy
Date: 2008-09-26 23:26:06

Wow that kid is observant. Makes me a little paranoid of children...

I liked the light tone and the relationship of the two. Good job on building up to the deceased mom. Nicely done.

Title article: Twice in Two Years, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-09-26 23:17:48

This leaves a lot open for what can happen. I like how you hinted at the horrible relationship they had but didn't go into a great amount of details so that they can be added in later. Going on to Chapter 2.

Title article: The Matriarchy
Date: 2008-09-26 23:13:04

This amused me greatly. I have to agree that the way you wrote it is what really helps the piece deliver. Nice to see something different being submitted here. Good work!

Title article: The Toilet Attendant
Date: 2008-09-26 22:58:10

Man I hope I walk in to that bathroom someday! Strange story which is always up my alley. I liked how his wife was in on it. I hope my future wife helps me kill people. It'll make it so much easier.

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Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 09:45:48 Hey, whenever you are back online again you need to tell me your costume. You have till the 8th...you're running out of time.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 08:05:20 OKay, so besides smoke on the water (ha!) I'm learning my first song. it's called .....jingle bells Judging by your offline status I'm guessing the bitch finally got there. See ya.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:54:16 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/06/2008 06:54:36 Hey go to this site and tell me what your name would be if Sarah Palin named you: http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html I'm Bash Budweiser Palin Good! Do the piece! I want to read it so I can point out all your pathetic grammer mistakes! Hahaha what do you think of THAT?! I'm scared .....where the hell did this spider come from?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:39:59 Uh...hmm...okay then. I think she looks like fucking Peggie Hill. I forget who pointed that out to me...but yeah, that might be funny. Yeah yeah, i'll listen to them later you music pushing palinfucking bastard. I just realized that someone has carved a spider on my pick guard. Looks pretty cool though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:20:54 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/06/2008 06:21:34 Yeah, this thing is a shit load harder than i expected. I mean jesus christ, the fuckers in the concerts are crazy. How the hell can they move their fingers that fast? Here's the lyrics: Cheeky.....Fucker...Cheeky ......Fucker.....Cheeky...... FUCKER! (now imagine the rhythm for 'sex & violence') cheeky fucker...cheeky fucker....cheeky fucker...(indian tribi-ish rhymth) Cheee--ky Fuuuu-cker....(back to sex and violence) cheeky fucker... cheeky fucker ... cheeky fucker etc... It's gonna be the new punk sensation. Nope, never heard of the band.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 06:00:14 Fucking crazy....I'm wondering what question she wanted to ask and how the hell it lead to colorado. Actually, that was pretty clever you cheeky fucker. Hey, I wrote a new song! it's called 'cheeky fucker'. actually, i wrote it awhile ago, but I just now played it on the guitar. oh yeah, I can play Smoke on the Water now (well, the opening at least lol). I'm so awesome.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 05:22:22 Nope. Surprisingly I've been busy with shit lately . But I'll be watching those tonight or tomorrow. What do the children look like...?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/06/2008 03:09:49 Have you met a new pillow or are you still with what's her name? I'm eating a bagel, but the odd thing is I'm not Jewish ........ or am I?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/05/2008 02:26:47 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/05/2008 03:13:22 Later damnit, just tried one of the ebooks for jericho, but afterwards i realized that the last chapter you need to have color to understand what is going on, but ebooks don't come with color so i deleted it. fucking 50 points wasted.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/05/2008 02:20:44 You ever go to cracked.com? Pretty cool place, sort of like Mad magazine, but better.