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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/28/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	27
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	81
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	80
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	102
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	424
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	594
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	128
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	138
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	124
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	176
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	159
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	144
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	341
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	525
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	109
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	129
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	107
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	127
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	217
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	214

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Comments

Title article: DOLL.
Date: 2008-08-25 06:35:13

How come everyone thought that the doll would come alive? From the start I thought that the doll would be molested. Sadly though it just watched.

This was an emotional piece but with a step taken back so as to convey the plight and actions of the characters rather than their motivations or ambitions. I'm soooo tired right now so everytime you mentioned bed it made me quiver with anticipation until the clock strikes freedom.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-08-25 06:20:34

I'm interested in seeing where this chapter connects with the rest. Once again good job on the writing. If you wanted I think you could write a nice little romantic tale. But then again, where's the pay off in love? I kind of missed the pressence of Maddox but I know we'll be seeing him in the next chapter. Liked your Kristie character. She seemed real and a little run through. My compliments on your growing talent.

Title article: Stop Wining
Date: 2008-08-24 01:54:52

Very witty and delightful piece Phil. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Though it did make me want to become a wine baron. I really liked it. Oh did I forget to mention..........well yeah I did.

Title article: Going Home
Date: 2008-08-24 01:38:13

Very moving. I don't usually read touching stories but the writing was done so well I couldn't resist. You have something here. I'm glad she finally made it home. :)

Title article: Gibberish - Part 1
Date: 2008-08-24 01:20:04

I liked how you painted the school environment with your descriptions. The next chapter has a lot of potential in what you can do with the other students. Keep writing girl!

Title article: Dancer in the Music Box
Date: 2008-08-24 01:08:43

Creepy stuff going on here. I have a music box (somehow) and I'm very thankful that nothings inside of it. If there was I think I'd have to kill it after reading this. Very good poem.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter One
Date: 2008-08-24 01:01:01

Brutal story. I didn't expect what happened. Which is always good. You really built up the tension after the scream which is always enthralling. Poor Nate.

Title article: That damned benevolence
Date: 2008-08-24 00:32:57

Awesome story man. I really like the way you write. It's fun, fast, and observant. This story was a nice breath of fresh air to me. I really liked Lola's personality. Great descriptions all around. The ending was great. Loved the twist.

Title article: Bittersweet Soldering
Date: 2008-08-23 23:58:43

YES!!! It's about time somebody threw in the crying and masterbating! My friends and I used to always joke around about that. But seriously this was a nice piece that read really smooth. It does kind of tug at the reader that they can't be together.

Title article: WET AND DRY (Gambia 1999)
Date: 2008-08-23 23:47:06

Samba just can't get a break can he? I liked the use of stating whether he was happy or not throughout the story. It was like a recurring joke. Everytime I saw it I couldn't help but smile. :)

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Connection

Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

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Candee Ivy (flowerclover)

Steven F. Lombardi (Storyer)

David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

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Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 18:54:36 you're going to have to explain how you use fruit. lol thats a new one for me.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:51:07 A masterpiece in the making. see ya
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:34:21 Yeah, it's really hard, but still something to do. Fun, actually. Cool, i was about try to get some sleep but i'll read before i crash.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:08:29 Blood! Yah! suddenly i'm thirsty ... err ... nope. still trying to play more then a two note song. will write a guitar riff for it whenever i learn how to. lol my fingeres are all fucked up.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 16:47:07 Yeah Susan was her name I think ... of course I've seen it. Seinfield is a good ass show. There ya go! Hey, you plan on posting more stories up? You throw two right after each other and now I want more. More I say! Oh yeah, i wrote a song with the Pixies in mind. Check it out then. It's called Trained to Kill. Picture the pixies singing it, though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 15:26:32 Wasn't that how that one bitch died from Seinfield?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 14:54:10 why do i not believe you about your hooka smoking ways? hmmmmm? p.s. back when i DID get loaded, we used to use a gallon jug and do it that way.. where you force it in your lungs. hhehehehe ....why did i just share that with you on your guestbook?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/27/2008 11:11:28 haha not what YOU do with it i'm sure. I actually used it for tobacco Apple tobacco to be exact. good stuff. I'm getting strawberry next
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/26/2008 14:15:35 sleep.. i think i remember what that is. maybe. i'm sure working at a hotel just makes it worse knowing that you are surrounded by bedrooms where people are sleeping--and you arent. man that has to suck. on another note... my brother bought me a hooka pipe from bahrain lol.. it was great fun
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 08:52:52 lol thats pretty funny. My mom only drinks brandy and eggnog during the holidays so last year my brother and I REALLY put the brandy in there hehehe. yeah the brandy/7up was one of the 'chick drinks' that he made for me lol. my favorite drink ever is a screwdriver, so he made me coconut rum and orange juice once lol good stuff too maynard. have you had those bud light lime or miller chills yet? GO GET SOME