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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/10/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	44
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	88
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	429
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	212
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	178
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	159
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	422
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	153
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	545
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	179
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	172
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	504
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	661
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	190
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	182
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	184
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	234
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	193
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	178
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	390

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Comments

Title article: Postcard
Date: 2008-08-23 22:19:01

I don't need to tell you that you wrote this well. You know it, I know it, and so does every reader. It was a well delivered piece but I was crossing my fingers for a crazy stalker guy to show up at the end. Every story needs a crazy stalker guy. Keep on writing man. You're good.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 6
Date: 2008-08-23 22:05:05

That's awesome how it's come full circle. You've done a good job with this series. I liked how you described the head caving in. It made me hungry.

You should do me a favor though. Make Benny suffer. He's so fucking stupid.

Title article: Hi! My Name Is Ping!
Date: 2008-08-21 20:30:16

That was pretty entertaining. Totally not what I was expecting. Which is good.

I never knew that ROM programs were such dicks. Thanks for the heads-up.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 5
Date: 2008-08-19 20:28:27

Another great chapter. I totally would've beat the shit out of Benny. This was a fun read that fit in nicely with the series. I'm sick of complimenting you. You suck.

Title article: A Foot in the Door - Conclusion, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-08-19 18:06:23

I actually felt bad for the guy. Even if he was killing husbands. I also found myself extremely angry with Roger. If he wanted that money so bad the least he could do is kill his partner. It's just professional courtesy. I agree that it seemed a bit rushed but I still really liked it. Good work catophile. :)

Title article: Suburban Hell
Date: 2008-08-19 17:26:04

Hhhmmmmmm
Now don't get me wrong I liked it and all but I thought the ending was a bit weak and unplausable. I liked thinking that he was going crazy or was, in-fact, in the T. Zone. You did a really good job with the writing and the descriptions and the whole thing was really good. I just didn't find satisfaction at the end. BUT I did enjoy him being killed. Loved how creepy it was at the beginning. Keep 'em coming.

P.S. I would watch this show.

Title article: The Darkest Night, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-08-19 15:44:27

Agreed. A reason why she felt that way is needed along with more build up of entering the house. The ending seemed rushed so maybe try to add more thoughts and sounds before seeing the people. I also agree that this has potential. Just work on it a bit and it'll be a lot better. Keep on writing!

Title article: Forever and Always
Date: 2008-08-19 15:40:08

Did they plan on him finding them? It would seem so since they already had the documents in the drawer. I liked the feud and fighting but I think Peter would've done something more. That is unless you add something in about him not being good at confrontation or something. It was a good story though. :)

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-08-19 15:29:30

Ok first off "On the other side of the bed there was a air conditioning machine." Sould be AN air cond. second "My face was gushing blood and my rips" RIBS third "And you, well you’ll just one of King’s" YOU'RE.

Damn good story here Max. The more I keep reading the more impressed I get. You're doing an awesome job with these. I'm sure you're working on the 5th chapter already because you're a crackhead when it comes to writing. So I'll be expecting it by tomorrow. Crackhead.

Title article: Ignorance You Have Chosen
Date: 2008-08-19 15:03:44

Good.
Poem.

I was going to post that as a joke but I just couldn't do it. I liked the message of being held back by those close to you whom you'd like to free yourself of. I can really connect to this.
Good.
Poem.

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Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55 Yeah, what's your email? It is my stapler, you know.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:41:09 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 10/09/2008 00:41:59 Yeah, I bet. I can play 'em the opening to Smoke on the Water! And my half decent job at Jingle Bells! Man, they'll love me. The Robot Sex shall come later in a different story. I used to disguise myself as a mannequin in the mall and try to scare people........it never worked.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:21:12 Yeah, horror and doll coming alive. Sadly no robot sex though Damn. I'm in the mood to play the guitar ..... when will morning come?