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After a while, Don finds his composure and says,...

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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/14/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Oct 9, 2008	Dank Pasta	Non-Fiction	68
Oct 8, 2008	Palin Fever	Humor	203
Sep 27, 2008	Love Crawls Down the Drain	Romance	527
Sep 27, 2008	Ken Masters News	Humor	246
Sep 21, 2008	Customer Service	Humor	190
Sep 21, 2008	Are you plagued by happiness?	Humor	168
Sep 7, 2008	Tip the Option	Humor	426
Aug 28, 2008	Befitting the Undead	Poetry	159
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	550
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	184
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	176
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	508
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	668
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	195
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	186
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	187
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	238
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	196
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	183
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	398

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Comments

Title article: Taking a Pet
Date: 2008-10-09 01:00:17

HA! That was pretty good. I agree with Max that you could expand on this a little more to make it funnier but I also thought it worked as is. Very amusing. Your aliens sound delicious.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-10-09 00:40:45

Yeah it seems kind of odd that so many people would fall into the 3% category. Because that's the only reason to go see her right? Unless some of the guys are just being dirty.

I'm looking forward to the conversation that she's going to have with the doctor. I know I've had a few myself. No wait, scratch that. It sounds to incriminating.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 3
Date: 2008-10-09 00:14:34

Clever way to 'cure' Don in a simple and unawkward way. I wish I could think up something else for this comment but my brain is plugged into the wall. Gotta recharge. Anyway I see you have another chapter so I'll just mosey my way over to that one. But first I need to take mosey lessons.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-10-08 23:06:26

I agree with Max that this could go on for quite a while which is always a good sign of an interesting story. This made me wish that I had some strange ladies address so I could go make her feel awkward as I attempt to get her to touch me.....wait a minute! My friends wife is magical! I'm sure he wouldn't mind......

Go make chapter 3.

Title article: But Did He?
Date: 2008-10-08 22:33:32

I feel man hated.

No but seriously I thought you articulated the questionability of the men in your life in a short and well formatted way. Good work. I'd tip my hat but all I have on my head is dead skin. So I tip my dead skin to you.

Title article: Misery
Date: 2008-10-07 22:09:17

Pretty emotional stuff. I used to cut my wrists when I was younger. I'm glad you're just doing it in word form. That's the best way to do everything. Well......almost everything. ;)

Hope you're feeling better! I find it helps to delve in to ridiculousness when I'm feeling low. So go get ridiculous.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-10-07 21:57:48

I liked the light heartedness of this to go along with her unextrordinary existence. The conversation between the two was definitely my favorite part. I'm all over the next chapter when you finish. That is to say, I'm all over the words, not myself. Nicely done.

Title article: The Lottery
Date: 2008-10-07 21:08:59

HA! I loved the lines with Neal pissed and planning on revenge. This was a fun poem to read. I could easily go through dozens of these with a smile on my face. Sooooo.......go write a couple dozen and get back to me.

Loved the ending. ;)

Title article: Winning The Frog Lottery
Date: 2008-10-07 20:54:50

And you say I belong in a loony bin. I liked the scattered yet controlled comments by the other directly to the reader. It made me want to talk back. Which I did until people started looking at me. And that was when I realized that it had gotten weird. Good stuff. Made me smile and wish that I had high heels and shoes with frog gore. But where am I going to find a frog!? I'm getting off topic. Funny story. Good writing. __________ empty compliment. :)

Title article: SEIZE THE TIME (Gambia 2008)
Date: 2008-10-07 20:45:11

Nicely observed and recorded account of a night that won't be remembered fondly by either of the two because of each others company. That's absurd that they didn't have a good time that night. If I were you I'd of marched right over there, grabbed the woman's drink, and plopped it down all over the table. Add a dead stare and a couple seconds of awkwardness and, before turning to walk away, you say "How dare you." Then again that could be why I'm not allowed in a lot of places anymore.......

Great job creating the environment and letting us all know what went down. I liked it.

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Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/15/2008 08:22:12 yes they are delicious! go buy some!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 19:43:57 Uhh....fuck, I'm too tired for a witty reply. Thanks for the help. Asshole.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 17:06:34 are you seriously telling me that you dont like lemon bars?! whats wrong with you people. oh... wait.. you probably like cornbars over yonder in nebraska
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 16:03:36 Hey, I'm doing an article called "X Most Laughable Excuses for Psychotic Crimes" for this website caleld Cracked.com. If they like it they'll pay me! The only person I can think of so far is David Berkowitz, but I haven't really researched any shit yet. If you can think of any other examples let me know -- because you're nice like that. Thanks.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 16:03:09 HAHAHA! i want some lemon bars.....
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:58:08 I'm guessing you meant rabies, right? lol I'm 'bout to leave to go to my oldest brother's house. goddamn he's such a yuppie ... reminds me of patrick bateman -- but gay.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:42:51 yeah, thats SO out of character for me right anyway i'm sure i'll get the urge to make people turn and cough lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/14/2008 15:15:34 Hell, maybe we were both wearing robes and wizard hats. It was a dark time for me ... Oh yeah, note to self: do not take the garbage out at six in the morning anymore. Raccoons will try to bite your ass.
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/13/2008 16:55:00 regular business hours? never heard of those. no, my costume isnt anything fruity actually. but watch it or i might put you in my chapter mwahahaa. or maybe not. believe it or not, i actually start to blush when i have to think what to write for that since we turn into whatever we picked... what was i thinking?!
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/13/2008 03:50:56 Yeah well check again, cause it's expired!