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Rawling watched several ripples spread across the...

It was a typical winter evening in Kolkata. Velvety...

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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/28/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	79
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	79
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	100
Jul 31, 2008	The Graveyard Greens	Humor	424
Jul 26, 2008	Peanut Butter and Doom	Humor	594
Jul 12, 2008	Repugnant Disjointment	Poetry	126
Jul 11, 2008	Something Gross	Humor	138
Jul 9, 2008	Me Interrupted.	Humor	124
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	176
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	159
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	144
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	341
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	523
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	108
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	129
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	107
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	125
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	216
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	214
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	272

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Comments

Title article: He swoops, he scores
Date: 2008-08-28 14:22:19

I've done that before. Not take a child's sandwich but actually fly. Don't like to brag about it but yeah I can. Thanks for giving me a nifty idea to try out though. ;)

This was a fun piece. Great wording.

Title article: Pretty Fly for a Russian Guy
Date: 2008-08-28 14:13:05

That put a nice smile on my face. I love intestines. They're so fun. Way to make the character clueless and cocky. It added to the enjoyment of his body disfunctioning. I just have one question? Was he an agent or something? Or did he just like to think he was? I like to think he was cuz he seems too stupid to be anything but an intestine dispenser. Anyway, good piece. I always marvel at how you can jump around the genres. Kudos.

Title article: Growing Up?
Date: 2008-08-26 20:52:30

Very good analysis on age. I too am 25 and have questioned my future. Parents are a strange breed. They can always surprise you by acting in an unexpected manner. Very aptly put piece. I enjoyed it.

P.S. NOFX are freakin' good.

Title article: Ebony Eyes
Date: 2008-08-26 20:36:04

That was a good story Phil. I wish it could've been longer. I did find one error.

Now he was L-earning for himself things were different, and it wasn't like he had a family to support.

Just thought I'd point it out. Once again great story. I really enjoyed it.

Title article: Jericho, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-08-26 20:21:06

Wow I was not expecting that.

'warmer in the car then it was on the porch'- should be thAn.

'My attacker threw me on the slushy pavement and then almost immediately picked me up to MY feet.'

Good chapter that helps flesh out Kristina and introduce Leon. You worded the rape well I thought. I enjoyed envisioning the man's unit getting blown off. I almost thought he was hurting her as a message to Maddox. But its nice to have a random occurrence. Even if it is a rape.

I'm left pondering on whats going to happen next. Keep 'em coming.

Title article: The Jesus Caravan
Date: 2008-08-26 15:52:50

The ending was abrupt but I think its fitting since the friendship is dissolved and the ride home is probably going to be silent and awkward.

This was a good piece. I really dig the way you write a story.

Title article: Lemon: a Haiku
Date: 2008-08-26 15:06:00

I don't believe in poetry. But somebody insisted that it still exists.

I'm not a fan of haikus but I'm giving you 5 points for trying. Isn't that nice of me? Maybe I should treat myself for being so compassionate. Yes I should. I'm such a damn good human being. :)

Title article: The Grey Dawn
Date: 2008-08-26 14:32:41

Phil is always seeing strange images in poetry.

I thought you had a good command of the words in this. Nice structure as well. I liked it. If I had a hat I'd tip it.

Title article: The Demented Quiet One
Date: 2008-08-26 14:13:51

Dude this is messed up. If I ever met this guy I'd have to back up a couple steps. This girl seems pretty sick too. I mean, atleast my doll's heads are taped to the ceiling so they can watch me sleep. Wait what was I talking about?

Entertaining poem. I liked how dark it was.

Title article: Ode to Chaabuk
Date: 2008-08-26 13:41:12

This is better than anything that strange lil critter ever put out. But please, don't make this a habit. This kind of thing is more addictive than heroin. You might find yourself spewing cheap rhymes for a quick unsatisfactory spurt. And what's after that? Copy and paste. Copy and paste. Copy and paste. Copy and paste.

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Jason Haugh (Something Indecent)'s connections

Andy Claydon (Andy6)

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David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump)

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Mugen (Dirkin)

Anna DeVine (Sad Sara)

Daniel (thickblueline)

Philip Neale (philneale1952)

Amie Kerlin (lemon)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 15:26:32 Wasn't that how that one bitch died from Seinfield?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 14:54:10 why do i not believe you about your hooka smoking ways? hmmmmm? p.s. back when i DID get loaded, we used to use a gallon jug and do it that way.. where you force it in your lungs. hhehehehe ....why did i just share that with you on your guestbook?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/27/2008 11:11:28 haha not what YOU do with it i'm sure. I actually used it for tobacco Apple tobacco to be exact. good stuff. I'm getting strawberry next
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/26/2008 14:15:35 sleep.. i think i remember what that is. maybe. i'm sure working at a hotel just makes it worse knowing that you are surrounded by bedrooms where people are sleeping--and you arent. man that has to suck. on another note... my brother bought me a hooka pipe from bahrain lol.. it was great fun
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 08:52:52 lol thats pretty funny. My mom only drinks brandy and eggnog during the holidays so last year my brother and I REALLY put the brandy in there hehehe. yeah the brandy/7up was one of the 'chick drinks' that he made for me lol. my favorite drink ever is a screwdriver, so he made me coconut rum and orange juice once lol good stuff too maynard. have you had those bud light lime or miller chills yet? GO GET SOME
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 08:01:51 I wrote my ouch poem when i was 'inebriated' lol yeah he's got a bunch of weird drinks that are surprisingly good. like the other day he made seven up and brandy.. sounds gross, tastes pretty damn good. then he's a big fan of Grey goose..so yeah its fun to get plastered with family lol
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 07:15:25 You're always drunk haha. I think when I mail you food, i'll send a rum cake too lol. then you can have your cake and drink it too my brother is in town for a month..i'm sure i'll have my wasted days pretty soon... he's in the navy they can DRINK. lol
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/24/2008 03:08:42 Later. I'm gonna go get some cereal down stairs.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/24/2008 02:42:58 Yeah, he has cancer of the toe.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/24/2008 02:15:57 No, and I don't want to know! W-w-what? Who the fuck are the Knutsens?