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The night was no different than any other dark or...

It was a typical winter evening in Kolkata. Velvety...

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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	08/28/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Apr 20, 2008	A Night with the Babysitter	Humor	1147
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	144
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	159
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	147
Aug 28, 2008	A Zombie Quickie	Poetry	12
Apr 26, 2008	Bad Stew	Humor	276
May 6, 2008	BillBored	Poetry	145
Aug 23, 2008	Brown Back River	Humor	79
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	180
Aug 3, 2008	Continuing Stagnation	Poetry	100
May 6, 2008	Dear Mom and Dad	Miscellaneous Stories	172
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	254
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	175
Aug 24, 2008	From Stagnant Water	Humor	80
May 5, 2008	Funeral Passing	Humor	269
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	129
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	127
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	107
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	109
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	523

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Comments

Total number of comments: 557

Title article: A Zombie Quickie
Date: 2008-08-28 21:38:11

To Lemon-Yeah there'll be more recordings soon. I've been itching to them lately. Just need to find a way to post them.
P.S. I knew you'd think the title was about zombie sex! Pervert.

To kanarf-thanks and yes I agree with you. The title needs changing. I just couldn't think of anything. I think I'll change it right now.

Title article: Trained to Kill
Date: 2008-08-28 19:26:10

Awesome poem dude. I can totally see this as a pixies song. I even made up a melody in my head. You'd keep the music quiet up until charlie and then bust in with a somewhat raspy melody picking up the beat for the next four lines then bring it back down. Man I wish I could help write this song. Good luck with it though. You've already got really good lyrics. :)

Title article: "A Husband Shunned"
Date: 2008-08-28 19:09:17

Well told sir. Many times the husband is on the shit end of the stick during custody hearings and divorce cases. Some deserve to be but others are there because they married the wrong woman who knows how to sway the court. I'm not sure if this character was mentally fit but his wife didn't seem any better. This was interesting. I'm glad I read it.

Title article: Southern Hospitality
Date: 2008-08-28 18:55:17

That was awesome! The beginning was nice and subtle with good descriptions of who the main characters basic personallities were. The only little problem I had was wondering why they both didn't go down to complain. Then again why would Crystal do it if her friend is willing to. Nice way of ending on how the man's scheme works. I was curious and relieved to find out.

Great piece of writing.

Title article: the opposite of love
Date: 2008-08-28 18:02:12

Very well written and extremely grabbing. I felt bad for both parties but completely understood why Ryan would leave. If not just for some space. I liked how you didn't make this into a generic cheesy cheat story. You pulled it off very well. A job well done.

Title article: My Present
Date: 2008-08-28 17:14:09

Nicely done with the abused descriptions. I liked the earnestness the person has for wanting the other to accept and hold them but feeling as if they have to get certain issues out in the open so the bond can be completed. Wow that was a long sentence. 5 points!

Title article: The Sandman
Date: 2008-08-28 17:08:53

Very creepy and good. This made me wish that I had something stalking my life when I was a child. I always think to myself, "Why can't more people try to kill me?" But on a serious note I really thought the flow and wording were very good. And as others said in their own distinct way, I could see this being lyrics for a song.

P.S. Enter Sandman is played out. Mr. Sandman is coming back.

Title article: zaturenska meadows
Date: 2008-08-28 17:03:34

Very strange and morbid but also unique and grabbing. All I can think of is a shelf full of books filled with dead insects. I'm sure that's not the image you intended on conjuring but that's the one I pleasantly form inside my mind. Good poem man.

Title article: Walpurgis Night
Date: 2008-08-28 16:40:56

Very well put. It sounded like thats what you were going for especially with the coming of daylight. It's funny how much people can fear the night when much of the same horrendous acts occur under the sunlight's guise. Did I spell a single word right right there? Psh. Whatever. Interesting little diddy.

Title article: The End
Date: 2008-08-28 16:05:26

Perhaps you should add more to this to make it a bit more understandable. In my opinion that is.

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 18:54:36 you're going to have to explain how you use fruit. lol thats a new one for me.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:51:07 A masterpiece in the making. see ya
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:34:21 Yeah, it's really hard, but still something to do. Fun, actually. Cool, i was about try to get some sleep but i'll read before i crash.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 17:08:29 Blood! Yah! suddenly i'm thirsty ... err ... nope. still trying to play more then a two note song. will write a guitar riff for it whenever i learn how to. lol my fingeres are all fucked up.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 16:47:07 Yeah Susan was her name I think ... of course I've seen it. Seinfield is a good ass show. There ya go! Hey, you plan on posting more stories up? You throw two right after each other and now I want more. More I say! Oh yeah, i wrote a song with the Pixies in mind. Check it out then. It's called Trained to Kill. Picture the pixies singing it, though.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 08/28/2008 15:26:32 Wasn't that how that one bitch died from Seinfield?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/28/2008 14:54:10 why do i not believe you about your hooka smoking ways? hmmmmm? p.s. back when i DID get loaded, we used to use a gallon jug and do it that way.. where you force it in your lungs. hhehehehe ....why did i just share that with you on your guestbook?
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/27/2008 11:11:28 haha not what YOU do with it i'm sure. I actually used it for tobacco Apple tobacco to be exact. good stuff. I'm getting strawberry next
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/26/2008 14:15:35 sleep.. i think i remember what that is. maybe. i'm sure working at a hotel just makes it worse knowing that you are surrounded by bedrooms where people are sleeping--and you arent. man that has to suck. on another note... my brother bought me a hooka pipe from bahrain lol.. it was great fun
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 08/25/2008 08:52:52 lol thats pretty funny. My mom only drinks brandy and eggnog during the holidays so last year my brother and I REALLY put the brandy in there hehehe. yeah the brandy/7up was one of the 'chick drinks' that he made for me lol. my favorite drink ever is a screwdriver, so he made me coconut rum and orange juice once lol good stuff too maynard. have you had those bud light lime or miller chills yet? GO GET SOME