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Member Since	04/20/2008
Last Online	10/11/2008
Connections	21
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	604
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	142
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	157
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	139
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	158
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	248
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	246
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	308
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	158
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	212
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	190
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	207
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	163
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	318
May 12, 2008	The End	Miscellaneous Stories	207
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	492
May 6, 2008	Dear Mom and Dad	Miscellaneous Stories	216
May 6, 2008	BillBored	Poetry	175
May 6, 2008	Let Me In	Horror	220
May 5, 2008	Funeral Passing	Humor	344

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Comments

Total number of comments: 783

Title article: A Healing
Date: 2008-10-11 22:14:07

Very good story here. The complexity of the 'cure' and the study for it left me scratching my head but in a good way. I'm already picturing Elrod's wife in my head. Gruesome.

Title article: Losing Him
Date: 2008-10-11 21:56:17

Now that's what a call a sticky situation.

But seriously that can't be a good feeling. The easy thing to say is 'Forget about that guy if he doesn't care about you.' Too bad doing it is much more difficult. Good job on articulating your frustrations and feelings.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 8
Date: 2008-10-11 02:43:51

This was a well timed breather for the series after all the intense events prior. I liked the appearance of the abused woman. Nice little teaser of suspence. Eagerly awaiting more.

Great job once again on the easy flow of the story.

Title article: Rookie, Chapter 7
Date: 2008-10-11 00:20:23

Zeke has got some issues...
I'm left wondering if Zeke was the one that set up the events in the first chapter. I'm also wondering if anything supernatural is going on of if there is just a conspiracy with some select higher-ups. Either way you've kept me guessing and addicted to this story. Great job so far.

Title article: Monkey Sees...
Date: 2008-10-10 23:20:00

HA!
I've got a little brother and I know exactly what you mean! Great use of words to give the story a sense of intelligence that a little brother just wouldn't have. This story made me smile. Good work and welcome to the site!

Title article: Finders Keepers
Date: 2008-10-10 23:12:13

Man he sure adapted to the circumstances quick! lol

Good one Phil. I, like Potter, also have a love of time travel tales. This was a fun read with a nice little comical jab at the end.

Title article: Teddy
Date: 2008-10-10 23:00:41

Teddy Rupskin ain't got shit on me.
HA! Linoleum.

You know I do hate it when I read something and it turns out to be a dream. How dare you waste my time.

Pretty solid piece if not slightly disturbing. Made me wish that teddy bears would attack the city. I'd feel sorry for Sammy if she didn't come from your head. No wait.....I feel sorry for her even more.

Seriously though good job. I enjoyed this.

Title article: IN THE CRYPT I SEE MONICA
Date: 2008-10-10 22:36:44

I have to give it a five because I'm vain enough to enjoy seeing my moniker on something I didn't write. Entertaining little guy you got here. I was wondering what the Hell was going on until the end. It made me smile though and for that I thank you.

Title article: Taking a Pet
Date: 2008-10-09 01:00:17

HA! That was pretty good. I agree with Max that you could expand on this a little more to make it funnier but I also thought it worked as is. Very amusing. Your aliens sound delicious.

Title article: Her Magic Touch, Chapter 4
Date: 2008-10-09 00:40:45

Yeah it seems kind of odd that so many people would fall into the 3% category. Because that's the only reason to go see her right? Unless some of the guys are just being dirty.

I'm looking forward to the conversation that she's going to have with the doctor. I know I've had a few myself. No wait, scratch that. It sounds to incriminating.

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Michelle Huff (allmine)

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Amie Kerlin (lemon)	Created On: 10/12/2008 09:01:59 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING MISTER?! yeah i dont know either... haha. just thought i would stop by and say 'what the hell do you think you're doing mister'. i thought for sure you'd be ramen for the project 30 thing.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/12/2008 04:49:32 Okay, for some retarded reason I didn't save the prologue, so Michelle has the only copy -- but I told her to send it to you outside an attachment. Soooo, whenever she gets online again she shall send. So there! ...and I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/11/2008 04:08:55 Yeah, what's your email? It is my stapler, you know.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 07:43:59 It's the computer.......I think. 'Bout to read your story, it better be good or I want my money back. Yeah, I know I didn't pay you anything, but that's beside the point.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:37:58 My laptop keeps freezing, so I'm turning it off for awhile. Later.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:18:56 No, i only started writing it maybe an hour and a half ago ... Ha! Sucks for you you have to work again today. I think i'm growing a tumor on the back of my head
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 02:00:03 Okay, you caught me. Almost done with this story...not too sure about it, though. Probably post this afternoon. How about you? Almost finished with whatever the hell you're writing?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:36:02 You need to get a rape van .... everybody needs one of those things. And spray paint on the side: FREE CANDY. Nothing unusual about one of those.....but I bet cops never lose your sight No! I'm uhh, listening to that other gay boy band that I can't remember the name of.
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 01:21:45 You're very weird, Jason. Very weird ... Talkin' bout the moron bros, tattoo fingers and tattoo toes ...... can you guess what I'm listening to? So, how are those audio stories going?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk)	Created On: 10/09/2008 00:55:50 ........wtf? lol...how long have you owned this mannequin and where the hell did you get it?