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Last Online	07/05/2008
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About Myself:

I write a self-published, photo copied zine, called Something Indecent. It has stories and comics, false ads, along with fake news. Original? Impossible. It's nothing new but it's a good way to help forget about how much MONEY I owe the gov't. $8K!! Ooooohhhh why does debt have to sting so bad? Why can't we all be happy to owe large sums of money to multiple parties? 'Debt makes you dance.' That should be the truth. Well, maybe if I dance my debt will turn into fiction while reality hands me a new pair of shoes.

So yeah I made a myspace page awhile back but haven't done anything with it in months. I don't have internet at home anymore since I moved so I can't update it at work but if anyone is interested the url is: myspace.com/somethingindecent (i think)

I made the audio stories when I was drunk so they're not as uuuhhh lets say intelligible as they could be. But it was definately fun at the time. Oh yeah. Get a friend to play guitar and read a story into a microphone with a cigarette pinched between your fingers and a beer in the adjacent hand and you will have a good time. Seriously, you should try it.

But yes, once I have the ability to resuscitate the site I'm going to do more of those (possibly a bit more sober) and try to liven' the thing up. And by that time I'll have been able to post stories on here again. Sooooo yeah, check it out if you want to hear a drunk man babbling.

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 5, 2008	Testing My Pencil	Humor	25
Jun 28, 2008	A Something Indecent Interview	Humor	86
Jun 28, 2008	A Short Morning	Miscellaneous Stories	80
Jun 25, 2008	Something Cat	Humor	202
Jun 22, 2008	How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.	Humor	311
Jun 22, 2008	Good Deeds Part 4/4	Humor	57
Jun 19, 2008	Good Deeds 3/4	Humor	86
Jun 16, 2008	Good Deeds Part 2/4	Humor	67
Jun 14, 2008	Good Deeds Part 1/4	Humor	87
Jun 9, 2008	Ranch Violation	Humor	158
Jun 4, 2008	The Day After Betty (A Rude Awakening)	Non-Fiction	140
Jun 1, 2008	Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?	Humor	220
May 29, 2008	Improbable Improv. Take #	Humor	94
May 23, 2008	Church Agenda	Horror	130
May 20, 2008	X-Mer	Humor	128
May 20, 2008	Endearing Torture	Humor	132
May 15, 2008	A Special Report	Miscellaneous Stories	114
May 15, 2008	Do you ever play any games while you're driving?	Humor	186
May 12, 2008	The End	Miscellaneous Stories	150
May 12, 2008	Stalker Shopping	Humor	200

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Guestbook

Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) tied up and gagged in someone's basement!	Created On: 07/03/2008 11:10:47 You are a humor writer with a strong case of Geliophobia. Oh and in the end you are not alone, you have the corpses of everybody around you so why not make small talk with them?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) in a box	Created On: 07/02/2008 21:09:02 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/02/2008 21:09:45 Jason Shoe! (man, that was lame) what kind of stain you weird son of a bitch?
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) a wasteland	Created On: 06/18/2008 23:51:27 Oi! Just leaving my footprint on your profile. Keep Making Me Laugh, Okay?
Nunyo Bidness (cookingWine)	Created On: 05/07/2008 16:51:27 Zines! I hope it's a success. You should never stop doing what you want to do. And the government owes a combination of people something like 9 trillion dollars, so I wouldn't worry about 8k so much. Have a good one.

Comments

Total number of comments: 249

Title article: Confessions of a Teenage Scapegoat
Date: 2008-07-06 01:18:37

HA!
I thought that this was pretty good. A lot of witty lines and a dark dry humor. Great stuff.

Title article: The Darkness of Daylight
Date: 2008-07-05 23:18:09

Very well told. I like the anger and bitterness of the character. I can see him being humiliated and beaten by the way you have him mention it in anger. Nicely done.

Title article: Secret Wars
Date: 2008-07-05 22:18:41

Pretty good. I like the title and the line about being the only soldier on your team. Good stuff.

Title article: Justice For No Man
Date: 2008-07-05 22:09:00

This did sound like it could be a song. Be it rap, punk, alternative, or polka. I liked the scheme you had.

It does seem like it needs some cleaning up but after that it could be pretty good.

Title article: BillBored
Date: 2008-07-05 21:45:26

Yeah its a song I wrote so the end goes with the abrupt change in the music. I probably should've mentioned that. Oh well. I agree with cookingwine, vinyl is sweet.

Title article: Unwanted Surprises
Date: 2008-07-05 02:18:20

Agreed. Great build up on suspense and description. You really paint the waiting room as a dark and anxious place. That was a nice little sweet line at the end. :)

Title article: Blue Room
Date: 2008-07-05 02:07:59

Yeah I liked that ironic name as well. This was easy to read and kept my attention throughout. The desperation of their situation was told well. Good job.

Title article: How To Lose Weight And Make Friends With Proper Diet.
Date: 2008-07-05 01:24:22

I'm sorry you feel that way. I just write stuff that I think is funny. Of course not everyone is going to agree with me...though I am always open to suggestions. As long as they seem like they'll make a piece funnier, sharper, or more coherent. How can you just give up on me like that? I feel so abandoned. I guess we just have different senses of humor.

Title article: The Soldier
Date: 2008-07-05 00:11:55

Good structure and flow. I have some friends who're soldiers and I'd like to think that they're with people who're like this. Even though they're ridiculous bastards.

Title article: Strength To Say Goodbye
Date: 2008-07-05 00:01:37

Could use some work but I thought that it conveyed a good amount of emotion and doubt. Good effort. Stay in the game and you'll do fine. Unless its postponed that is. Then we're all benched.