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Last Online	07/06/2008
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Website/Blog:	bomboob.com
About Myself:	i just wanna sleep.. move to the country and milk cows... when i wake up of course,, and say good riddance to everything else

Stories

Published Short Stories

Date	Title	Category	Hits
Jul 4, 2008	Girls Just Wanna have fun	Non-Fiction	48
Jun 25, 2008	The exotic tales of a pink skunk and a cucumber, Chapter 76	Romance	198
Jun 18, 2008	A Pink Skunk and His Lord, Chapter 36	Adventure	99
Jun 15, 2008	The Moon is My Pet and My Lover	Mystery	114
Apr 25, 2008	Adventures of Undead Daddy	Adventure	231
Apr 24, 2008	A Brazen Shame	Miscellaneous Stories	193
Apr 10, 2008	The Birth and Death of a Gang(ster)(s)	Romance	334
Apr 7, 2008	The Subway Angel	Science Fiction	200
Mar 20, 2008	Panda Jesus: Or How Jesus Got His Panda Back	Poetry	217
Mar 20, 2008	Chapter 5 Rocks	Mystery	243

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Date	Subject	Category	Hits
07/06/2008 00:28:34	Re:Ideas To Improve Storiesville	Off-Topic	70
06/19/2008 17:59:53	Re:Favourite Films/Stars	Off-Topic	2700
04/28/2008 01:53:13	Re:Worried for Anna	Off-Topic	217
04/24/2008 21:25:33	Re:Proclaim Your Royalty	Off-Topic	110261
04/11/2008 18:48:18	Re:1800's Thread	Off-Topic	12169
04/09/2008 01:38:34	Re:Suggestions for site	Off-Topic	891
04/05/2008 04:02:31	Re:The score to your short stories?	Off-Topic	1815
03/26/2008 04:36:38	Re:Please help	Off-Topic	421
03/22/2008 02:30:27	Re:Please help	Off-Topic	421

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Luke & Lukas (spearmint)

Billy (Vango)

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Name	Entry
Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) I DONT KNOW!!!	Created On: 07/04/2008 01:08:06 Edited By Max Booth III (Zombie Punk) On: 07/04/2008 01:09:25 at least your head doesnt hurt... Your stories are truely inspiring and deserve every reward possible.
Philip Neale (philneale1952) Derbyshire	Created On: 07/04/2008 00:37:48 I'll be a liitle more polite. Good morning...... Phil
Sorrow Is My Mask (resistanceisfreedom)	Created On: 06/29/2008 18:15:22 AY! Did YOU know that you're a fucking moron????
Christian Wright (The 13th) in the dark	Created On: 04/11/2008 06:04:55 oceans 13 is the best film ever!!!
David Neve (Tarhead Mugwump) hill country, texas	Created On: 03/20/2008 13:21:12 "i am who i am, and that's all that i am" - popeye... welcome to storiesville!
R.E.Potter (R.E.Potter) This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it	Created On: 03/20/2008 12:04:28 Are u a Panda

Comments

Title article: She and she alone
Date: 2008-06-24 21:05:57

ehh not that bad
and a girl with a sparkling shithole? sounds interesting

Title article: Gabe & Dianne (ch.2)
Date: 2008-06-22 23:49:31

hey man!
hows it going!? good?! thats a nice shirt! what are they having for lunch today, dude! OH! pizza again! totally lame! what a bummer, maaan! hey josh! you wanna go to this party later! its totally gonna be boppin! but hey! I need to borrow a pencil!..
i guess what im trying to say here is that you have way tooo many !!

Title article: Gabe & Dianne (chapter 1)
Date: 2008-06-22 23:32:33

wine
got it on the head... and another thing.. when that guy just decided to make a bucket list (was also cheesy) right in the middle of a party.. and everybody was like..
hey steve whatcha doin?!
makin a bucket list!
neato! Im gonna make one right when i get home!
Awsome, DAn! *gives a thumbs up*
Hey steve, maybe you should put, kiss 3 mega babes at once!
OHH glen!...
was that all a joke? was this story a joke? i dont know man.. this just sounds like a script from a bad 70's anti alcohol/sex film for schools.. but thats just me

Title article: hell's rising
Date: 2008-06-22 23:16:52

i read the first line
and said no thank you

Title article: drunken hullacinations and a bug funeral
Date: 2008-06-22 23:14:54

i read the title
and so i was like.. ooh sounds FUN! I wonder what zany adventure awaits me this time!? But then midway through i knew exactly what the fuck was going to happen with the bug.. and then i kept going because i wanted to know about the hallucinations..but then it was just some guy drunk off 5 beers thinking how much he wants to hug his girlfriend.. at least thats what i think it was.. i was kind of dizzy and out of breath from all the long sentences...is this what you call drunk hallucinations at a bug funeral? pshhh

Title article: A Feeling of Love, Chapter 2
Date: 2008-06-22 23:00:59

ay ay ay
what does that mean the story is over? ay candy you cant just end it like that.. they cant just get back together like that.. i hope this isnt the end of it

Title article: Glenn's Adventure, Chapter 1
Date: 2008-06-22 22:50:59

hehehe
big warrior guy- "remember why we're here, for are mother, fater... husbands,...! hehe so its one of those armies ayy...

Title article: Preferences.
Date: 2008-06-22 04:08:02

oh nuny
you write half of what they do and for some reason its so much better!...? how do you do it?

Title article: The Ridge
Date: 2008-06-22 04:05:27

...
OH NO... so its you and freedom who keep making the resident evil movies

Title article: When Hell Freezes, Chapter 0
Date: 2008-06-22 04:03:02

i read the first couple of lines
and then stopped.. imagined a castle and a monster and some sort of zany maniac... and i was done... even though I dont know for sure this is what its about... im gonna assume it is if not just what i just wrote..